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Funny story: Pantomime Season Begins Early

Pantomime Season Begins Early

The LibDems are in rehearsal for the opening night next Thursday of their special Pantomime season. Led by Vince Cable the key section of 'Cinderella', with Nick Clegg in the starring role, consists of a fabulous chorus of 'Yes I will!' 'No he won...

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Funny story: The Queen to be Pantomime Dame for Christmas season

The Queen to be Pantomime Dame for Christmas season

Following the royals decision to freeze their pay for a year, the Queen has taken the unusual step of ordering her brood to get on their bikes to put bread on t'table. HRH has even taken a temporary position herself with the help of Max Clifford,...

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Funny story: Panto - A Recipe for Innuendo

Panto - A Recipe for Innuendo

Serves between 500-600 people For a fun-filled festive extravaganza, follow these simple steps:- 1. First, find yourself a medium-sized melting pot, or "theatre", in which to mix the ingredients. Nothing too chic or metropolitan is required. Why not try the Palace Theatre in Mansfield or Basildon's very own Towngate? 2. Next, make sure it's available for 6 weeks over the Christmas and...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle sings Someday my prince will come

Susan Boyle sings Someday my prince will come

Susan Boyle's latest song is to be Someday my prince will come from the movie Snow White and the seven dwarfs. Boyle was due to appear in a pantomime at Christmas time Subo and the seven dwarfs but unfortunately the whole idea was scrapped after r...

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Funny story: Brittany Murphy Pulls Out Of Panto Due To Death

Brittany Murphy Pulls Out Of Panto Due To Death

Brittany Murphy, star of the movie 'Clueless' and sexy vamp in 'Sin City' has pulled out of a contractual obligation to act in the pantomime 'Cinderella' at Burnley Mechanics because she dropped dead yesterday. (OH NO SHE DIDN'T! - OH YES SHE DID!...

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Funny story: Panto Season almost upon us. Oh no it isn't!

Panto Season almost upon us. Oh no it isn't!

As the panto season approaches, so the number of 'D' list celebrities vying for a place amongst the spotlights and balsa-wood stage sets grows. Christy Bigguns, the fulsome, yet questionable actor of yesteryear, is assured of a place within both t...

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Funny story: She's behind you

She's behind you

With Panto season fast approaching, producers at the Manchester Palace Theatre have decided to ditch the traditional Soap Star in Cinderella approach that has served them so well in the past and try for something more edgy and topical. Kerry Katon...

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Funny story: Jade Goody's £1 million Bentley repossessed

Jade Goody's £1 million Bentley repossessed

Brave Reality TV heroine Jade Goody has had her beloved £1 million Bentley convertible repossessed by the finance company 'Grabit and Scarpa'. The car originally cost her only £100,000, but due to a variety of exclusive stories in various tabloid...

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Funny story: The Fonz To Star In St James' Primary School's Christmas Panto!

The Fonz To Star In St James' Primary School's Christmas Panto!

In recent years a glut of Australian soap stars have been drafted in to the UK, to appear in UK pantomime. Henry Winkler, who used to be the Fonz and very cool, is now joining fellow U.S stars in this bawdy, British tradition. Starsky and Huggy B...

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Funny story: Widow Twanky Re-Marries The Newly Rich, Guy Ritchie Shocker!

Widow Twanky Re-Marries The Newly Rich, Guy Ritchie Shocker!

Pantomime Favourite Widow Twanky has remarried Guy Ritchie. Mr Madonna's money, fell in love with Aladdin's mother, when attending a recent pantomime in Plymouth. An onlooker Greg Lake, who was there to see Father Christmas said " I was having a g...

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Funny story: Re-invented Amy Back on Stage.

Re-invented Amy Back on Stage.

Homely Amy Winehouse is to star in this years Blackpool Tower's production of Aladdin. In an inspired coup for the resort, Amy has leapt at an offer to play "Widow Twankey" in the flying carpet/magic lamp romp, this season's star studded Christmas...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown To Do Panto Season at Old Vic

Gordon Brown To Do Panto Season at Old Vic

Downing Street has announced that Prime Minister Gordon Brown is to appear as Widow Twanky in this years production of Aladdin at London's Old Vic Theatre. Government sources say the move is designed to counteract the general public's impression t...

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Funny story: Kes The Pantomime

Kes The Pantomime

Pantomime goers are said to be tiring of the same old stories, of charming princes, no mortal danger, and a rousing happy ending where everyone is happy (except for Buttons, and everyone who is left behind while the lead characters go off to a life o...

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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney cast as Wicked Witch

Heather Mills McCartney cast as Wicked Witch

In a surprise casting, Heather Mills McCartney has been cast as the Wicked Witch in a Pantomime in Rhyll. The production, which stars Joe Pasquale as Buttons, Sonia as Cinderella, and the Grumbleweeds as every other character has sold out many of...

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Funny story: Princess Diana Pantomime To Go On Tour

Princess Diana Pantomime To Go On Tour

The Princess Diana Murder Inquest ended this week, but a theatre company has announced that it has plans to take a musical review of the inquest on tour around the country in time for the Summer Holiday season.

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Funny story: Barrymore 'Bank of England' Panto Closes After One Second

Barrymore 'Bank of England' Panto Closes After One Second

The feeble pantomime, Bank of England and the Jolly Interest Rate, written by, produced and starring, discredited Michael Barrymore, has closed after playing for only one second in a motorway service...

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Funny story: Peter Kay's Explosive Christmas

Peter Kay's Explosive Christmas

London's West End was set alight tonight, by the sensational Christmas pantomime starring Peter Kay and the hilariously funny Osama Bin Laden.

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