HOLLYWOOD – The former Duchess of Sussex has decided to launch her own panties line, and she is calling it The Princess Meghan String Bikini Panties Collection. Her husband Prince Harry encouraged her by telling her that she has the sexiest panti...
LOS ANGELES – The man who was married to Meghan Markle for two years, recently spoke with Maximus Bedstraw, a reporter with The Grandiose News Organization. Trevor Engleson, who was Markle's first husband, said that it was interesting that she end...
For decades they have been a staple of US college life, as American as apple pie. Many men who have gone on to achieve great things have attributed their success to the character building they gained through stealing girls' underwear during their hig...
CUCAMONGA - Petula Lemonfizz, who has lived in California all of her life has just become an overnight millionaire. The Cucamonga English teacher said that she just got sick and tired of having her bra and panties end up around her ankles every ti...
LOS ANGELES - Danica Patrick flew to Los Angeles to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. The Queen of NASCAR was asked if she ever wishes she had been born a guy instead of a girl so that her fellow NASCAR race drivers would take he...
HOLLYWOOD - Danica Patrick flew into Los Angeles' LAX Airport to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. As she was getting out of the Limo to go into the television studio a gust of wind suddenly hit causing her skirt to fly up exposi...
Rupert Giles studied at Oxford University, but dropped out before earning a history degree to become a voyeur, or "watcher," as his father and grandmother Edna had been before him. Rather than taking his wayward son to task for wasting what could have been a superb education at one of the world's leading universities, Giles' father approved of his decision, affirming it as a fulfillment of his "de...
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has now been at The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic for three weeks. And the Hollywood starlet is reportedly so bored she is starting to chew on the bedspread. An unnamed source said that Lindsay pretty much keeps to hers...
A day out for a Winnipeg family turned sour today after they encountered a fat man outside their local Wal-Mart clad only in women's panties causing the cancellation of the families planned day of fun watching vehicles traverse at speed along the I-7...
Wrapping up their annual summer coupon promotion for industrial strength feminine hygiene products, unbreakable mirrors and quart sized lip hair remover, Waltmart stores in the Southern US capped off the week long event by announcing this year's top...
SAO PAULO, Brazil - The 2011 Pageant has already encountered its very first piece of controversy (no pun intended). According to the pageant's president Pandora "Dimples" Slickpizzle, the contestant identified as Catalinita "La Bonita" Robayo and...
Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has now entered the Book of World Records for something other than being the first woman to hold an office. The California member of the House of Representatives has now achieved the milestone of getting her panties...
A spokesman for actress Kristen Stewart has announced that the young actress from the Twilight movies has signed a business contract with Haralds of Hollywood for them to do a line of panties that will be out during the coming summer. "We are very...
Twilight actor Robert Pattinson told reporters yesterday that Taylor Lautner's story about his sniffing Kristen's panties and refreshing the smell in the microwave was only half the story. Apparently, it was the better half. "Every fan must hav...
Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State, took a beating two years ago from Barak Obama. In the process she accumulated a pretty hefty debt from campaigning. In order to pay the debt down Hillary has gone the, "Home Shopping Network", way. She is selli...
SAN FRANCISCO - Lady Gaga had just finished performing at the famous Cow Pasture Palace in San Francisco when she was asked about her 'pat down' incident down at LAX Airport in Los Angeles. Gaga told a reporter for West Coast Mirror magazine, Sigo...
Hayden Panettiere, the actress most famous for playing the cheerleader in Heroes, had decided to change her name. The starlet, who will be 21 this month, has decided to become "Hayden's Panties." From her trailer on location in Arizona, where she...
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