Blame the economy, the recession/depression, high unemployment, or the political party of your choice, but lady's panty manufacturers have said that they can no longer afford to sell "day of the week" panties in packages of seven. All new packages b...
The annual Olympic Panty Raid in the Olympic Village went off this year without any complications or injuries. The event, which happens each Olympics, features all of the male athletes raiding the dormitory rooms of all of the female athletes to ste...
Former United States Vice President Al Gore, who claims that he invented the internet, has now taken credit for inventing "getting your panties/knickers in a wad."
The Senator from Tennessee says that this occured back in his high school days wh...
The gas mask panty is one of the winners of the Nobel prize this year. While ridiculous and hilarious at face value, it has far more going on below the, duh, uh, waistline. Ha ha. Ha? Not really. Give it some serious thought.
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama warned a stunned congress in a secret meeting Wednesday night that America will have to start sharing panties. It is impossible to get them from the Orient since they stopped taking American Dollars.
Having just r...
The Lingerie Bowl, which is a pay per view event that competes with the Super Bowl, is also celebrating number 43 this year. In this competition, women dress up in lingerie (one side in white, the other in black) and compete in a game of tackle footb...
In the ever fluctuating, e- trade market of celebrity panties Miley Cyrus's used undergarments were a lock cinch. Not so anymore. Cyrus's panty stock dropped in value almost overnight. Traders across the board were caught unaware and those still caught holding her panties means more to come.
I interviewed the CEO and stock expert of one such trading company, ScensexTrade.web
I have hid in bushs, I have traced him for miles, I have followed him around the globe attending every play and every premier and I have mailed him my panties everyday since my eleventh birthday. Yet this is how he repay me, he has finally taken out a restraining order against me!...
In an effort to stop men and women from procreating, the Chinese government has banned all television networks from showing provocative push-up bras and figure fitting underwear and has banned all stores from selling such items.
A group, who is tired of seeing things they wish they had not, is pushing the use plain white briefs.
July'07: Yesterday it was announced in the capitals of the U.S and Japan by the trade ministers of both countries that the crippling tarrif war over used schoolgirl panties is over.
The Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams has absolved one of his top bishops after he went on a booze-fuelled walkabout last December.
Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...
Paris Hilton is still protesting her 45 day prison sentence. This time, it is for a different reason. "Have you seen what I have to wear? I've got an orange jumpsuit! I've got another one that is identical for the next day, when I ha...
Britney Spears has finally learned her lesson. The pop tart was walking on a windy Hollywood street yesterday when a gust blew up her dress.
Photographers ans paparazzi quickly grabbed cameras and bystanders pointed cell phones at the actress/par...
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are now officially ex-husband and ex-wife. They finished working out the details of their divorce yesterday in Los Angeles with their attorneys present.
TINSELTOWN, CALIFORNIA-(SHOWBIZKNEWZ)The Balding Bafoony Bubble Brained, Britney Spears, is in the news today. She was admitted this past weekend to Ceder Cyanide Medical Center complaining of a toothache
Tokyo- Today Japanese trade minister Yumi Kumimori announced that starting on January 1st 2007 the government will impose a 100% tariff on each pair of imported used schoolgirl panties.
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