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Funny story: Humor Writers Facing A New Financial Dilema - Outsourcing

Humor Writers Facing A New Financial Dilema - Outsourcing

A new financial horror for professional English language writers has come about. It seems that in our modern times even written articles are being outsourced to other countries. Publishers on a number of freelance writers websites are requesting...

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Funny story: NASA uses Indian HELP DESK support

NASA uses Indian HELP DESK support

During a recent labor dispute NASA Mission Control technicians went on strike while Shuttle "Cloudflop" was still in orbit. The space agency outsourced its HELP DESK to a company in India. During re-entry a serious problem developed. Here is a transcript of the request for help. User CLOUDFLOP has entered room CLOUDFLOP (Mon Feb 08 2010 12:40:18 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time) W...

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Funny story: US trade gap a wide shock

US trade gap a wide shock

Cambridge, MA - M.I.T. economists are perplexed over a largely wider trade gap in September. According to calculations run on the data, as reported by Norance Hornaby of East Campus, Americans must be producing much less and buying much more. "I...

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Funny story: Eastenders To Be Made In India

Eastenders To Be Made In India

Classic British soap Eastenders is to be made in India as a cost-cutting measure by the BBC. The drama, which is set in the East End of old London town, will now be made on the outskirts of Dehli, where shanty towns similar to Mile End and Stepney...

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Funny story: Government Outsourcing

Government Outsourcing

ADVERTISEMENT Tenders are invited for the supply of a United Kingdom government. The present public/private partnership has broken down, is obsolescent and must be replaced before next April Fool's Day. It is envisaged that companies such as Halliburton, Brown& Root and the Royal Bank of Scotland would be exemplary offerors. Scope Of Supply: Offerors are to provide a complete gover...

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Funny story: UK government to be "outsourced and offshored" to Indian incontinent (subcontinent)

UK government to be "outsourced and offshored" to Indian incontinent (subcontinent)

British residents gave a euphoric welcome to the news that the ruling elite of all colours and persuasions had rationalised, downsized, outsourced and offshored themselves to a call centre in Delhi. During the transfer of control, the British too...

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Funny story: Gov. Blagojevich Outsourcers Senate Seat to India

Gov. Blagojevich Outsourcers Senate Seat to India

CHICAGO, ILL - In a surprise move today, Gov. Rod Blagojevich announced the withdrawal of the nomination of Roland Burris to the United States Senate and nominated Frankie 'Mumbai Italiano' Mujibar, not to be confused with his brother-in-law, Vinnie...

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Funny story: A-Team defend outsourcing decision

A-Team defend outsourcing decision

Los Angeles underground vigilante mob 'The A-Team' have fought back against the critics who have panned their decision to outsource portions of their workload to third-parties.

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Funny story: IBM to Outsource 200% of its Workforce

IBM to Outsource 200% of its Workforce

IBM has announced plans to outsource 200% of its workforce to India and China. IBM VP of Human Resources Dinesh Gupta and VP of Worldwide Finance Mai Lai have devised a strategy to reduce costs and provide IBM with a backup of every person in the com...

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Funny story: Outsourcing goes too far this time

Outsourcing goes too far this time

Outsourcing, the hiring of foreigners to work at wages unacceptable to normal (i.e. American) people, is nothing new. It's everywhere in corporate America these days. In fact, the very article you're reading now is outsourced. It is being wri...

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Funny story: 8th grade jock outsources bullying to Indian exchange student

8th grade jock outsources bullying to Indian exchange student

Westport, OH: To the shock of the Westport Middle school, 15 year old Richard Moir has outsourced nearly 50% of his bully activities to Srinath Venkatasendhilaramanipillai, an exchange student from Coimbatore, India. Although he was at first reluctan...

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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears Impersonator Sues Over Plastic Surgery "Outsourced" to Bangladesh

Naked Britney Spears Impersonator Sues Over Plastic Surgery "Outsourced" to Bangladesh

PALM BEACH, FL - A singer who impersonates Britney Spears has sued a Florida clinic over the results of her plastic surgery, which was "outsourced" to a physician in Bangladesh.

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Funny story: Santa Claus Resorts to Outsourcing to Counter Production Plight

Santa Claus Resorts to Outsourcing to Counter Production Plight

NORTH POLE (Reuters)-Prohibitive production problems and local labor loopholes have forced the Jolly Ole Elf to seek alternative budgetary strategies or else cease global toy distribution operations altogether.

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