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Funny story: Bin Laden's Head Packed in Dry Ice and Secured at Fort Knox

Bin Laden's Head Packed in Dry Ice and Secured at Fort Knox

Unconfirmed reports are alluding that the head of former Al Queda leader Osama Bin Laden is being held in a secure vault at Fort Knox, Texas, packed in dry ice. This is contradictory to reports that his body was dumped at sea, however the Depart...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Colon Bomb Forces Universal Airport Colonoscopies

Al Qaeda Colon Bomb Forces Universal Airport Colonoscopies

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama say that he had decimated Al Qaeda? Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama kill Al Qaeda head Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda Yemen head Anwar al Awlaki? So what's with the news that the CIA just foiled an Al Qaeda bomb plot in Yemen to blow up a US airplane over One World Trade Center with a non metallic bomb inserted inside the colon of...

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Funny story: President Obama Orders Navy Seals To Kill Bin Laden, Again

President Obama Orders Navy Seals To Kill Bin Laden, Again

A leaked White House document has revealed that President Obama is so concerned about his flagging support he ordered the elite Navy Seals to kill Osama Bin Laden again in an attempt to boost his popularity prior to the upcoming Presidential election...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden's Letters To Carol Vorderman And Other Celebrities Made Public

Osama Bin Laden's Letters To Carol Vorderman And Other Celebrities Made Public

Following the release to the public of the contents of documents written by Osama Bin Laden recently, from a stash of stored documentation confiscated in the May 2nd 2011 raid on his Abbotabad compound, during which he was killed, a second round of documents have been drip fed to the press. The first set of documents - mainly political - were predictably urging dissidents to target President Ob...

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Funny story: Romney: "I would have killed Bin Laden myself with my famous Karaoke Kick!"

Romney: "I would have killed Bin Laden myself with my famous Karaoke Kick!"

Mitt Romney called a press conference on the anniversary of the death of Osama Bin Laden and declared in his opening statement, "I would have killed Bin Laden myself with my famous Karaoke Kick!" A New York Times reporter, not known for his fondn...

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Funny story: George Clooney Shares Lincoln Bedroom With Lindsay Lohan And Osama Bin Laden

George Clooney Shares Lincoln Bedroom With Lindsay Lohan And Osama Bin Laden

BILLINGSGATE POST - George Clooney, without a date for the White House Correspondent's Dinner because Stacy Keibler had stiffed him at the last minute, was genuinely tickled when the President offered him an opportunity to share the Lincoln bedroom w...

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Funny story: Bin Laden speaks to mediums: "Heaven sucks but Hell's great."

Bin Laden speaks to mediums: "Heaven sucks but Hell's great."

Osama bin Laden speaking to mediums on the eve of the first commemoration of his death, says that he sure is in Hell, but he would not want it any other way. "The guys in Heaven all want to come down here. There's no hot stuff up there - not even...

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden's Hot Bestseller Books

Osama bin Laden's Hot Bestseller Books

It seems some of our most beloved Middle-eastern dictators penned a few novels before their untimely demises. Omar Khaddafi had written a romance novel before his beating by his own people and his buddy Saddam Hussein before his capture had written four romance (!) novels and had finished another in his prison cell before his execution. One of the books had been made into a twenty part television...

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Funny story: Feds Are Attempting to Kill General Motors

Feds Are Attempting to Kill General Motors

Washington,D.C.-In an effort to add another feather to President Obama's anti-terrorist cap, Federal officials are hard at work attempting to track down and kill General Motors. The surprise announcement came from the lips of Vice President Joe Bi...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens

Bin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens

The bulletin that came through just a few minutes ago has set the whole world on edge. Well, maybe not the WHOLE world. It's A Wild World, so you can expect the unexpected. Apparently a Navy SEAL who was a backup for the team that supposedly kille...

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Funny story: In The Wake Of Bin Laden's Burial At Sea, Michael Bay Warns CIA To Up Its Security Of The AllSpark

In The Wake Of Bin Laden's Burial At Sea, Michael Bay Warns CIA To Up Its Security Of The AllSpark

HOLLYWOOD-When he heard the news that the infamous mass murderer and terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden was dead, Hollywood director and self-proclaimed political advisor Michael Bay, sighed with relief. But when he heard that they decided to b...

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Funny story: Royal Couple Finds Cure For Cancer, Steals Global Spotlight Back From America

Royal Couple Finds Cure For Cancer, Steals Global Spotlight Back From America

LONDON-In what is being hailed as the most significant news since the death of Osama Bin Laden several months ago, which in itself was the biggest news since the royal wedding a couple days before that, the royal couple has dumbfounded scientists the...

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Funny story: Barack Obama's Original Birth Certificate Found In Bin Laden's Safe: Buried At Sea

Barack Obama's Original Birth Certificate Found In Bin Laden's Safe: Buried At Sea

BILLINGSGATE POST: Although most insiders believe that President Obama ordered SEAL Team 6 to execute Osama Bin Laden because of the upcoming Presidential election this November, BILLINGSGATE private investigator, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, unc...

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Funny story: Josama Bin Biden Tells Barack Hussein Obama Not To Take Out Osama Bin Laden

Josama Bin Biden Tells Barack Hussein Obama Not To Take Out Osama Bin Laden

BILLINGSGATE POST - Vice President Josama Bin Biden confessed this weekend that he advised President Barack Hussein Obama not to launch the mission that ultimately killed Osama Bin Laden. Whew! That was a tongue twister. During remarks to fell...

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Funny story: Obama Gets Hat Trick; Bin Laden, al Awlaki And Gaddafi: Cameron On Short List

Obama Gets Hat Trick; Bin Laden, al Awlaki And Gaddafi: Cameron On Short List

WASHINGTON: President Barack Obama triumphantly pounded his chest after hearing from the Pentagon that his old friend, Moamar Gaddafi, finally had his ticket punched. "I'm on a fucking roll," he told his golfing partners this morning. "Let's pre...

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Funny story: Bin Laden background revealed

Bin Laden background revealed

President Obama has today made his first full public briefing on the life of Osama Bin Laden prior to his execution by US forces earlier this year. Addressing the House of Representatives, members of the Senate Committee and a man in a pink gorilla s...

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Funny story: Bin Laden's ghost haunts Ohio Walmart

Bin Laden's ghost haunts Ohio Walmart

Until last week Springdale, Ohio was just like any other American mid west town complete with its own Walmart. Now it finds itself at the centre of a media and political sensation. The reason for all this, the restless spirit of Osama Bin Laden has n...

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