Who knew that This is My Body and This is My Blood would become not only the words of consecration in the Roman Catholic Liturgy of the Eucharist but also the title of a scientific paper in a professional archaeological journal called: Dig, baby, Dig...
Prime Minister Gordon Brown shocked the nation today by speaking out firmly against organ donation. In an attack which received no support whatsoever from any of his cabinet colleagues, members of the ordinary Labour party, old Labour, Dennis Skin...
London (World Muse Bureau) - British PM Gordon Brown backs removal of body parts without consent...
London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): MI5 top brass has given the nod for a policy revamp of automatic organ donation without anaesthetic for all bent public officials.
LONDON, England - A proposal by Gordon Brown allowing hospitals to take organs from dead patients without their explicit consent has critics saying it doesn't have a leg to stand on. It is to be modelled after a program in Spain...
A new show from the makers of Big Brother, that will see a terminally ill person choose which of three people in need of a transplant gets a kidney, will probably, tragically, still attract viewers.
Greenville, South Carolina - (Ass Press): Prisoners donating an organ or limb to a State-run body parts donation program will be eligible for an immediate refund on their custodial tariffs according to a South Carolina state senate panel plea-bargain...
Hellfire Club HQ, London - (Ass Mess): The Conservative Party's Euro-Septic stink tank has finally published the names of the iconic influences which have shaped its modern political strategy in the UK today. And top of the list are the Yorkshir...
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