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Funny story: Playboy Playmates

Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...

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Funny story: The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom

The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom

Dr. Doom--his very name spells disaster. Not surprisingly, this gray-armored, green-robed, hoodie-clad supervillain remains one of Marvel Comics' most popular bad guys ever--so popular, in fact, that he is often soon retired after appearing, for an issue of two, usually in The Fantastic Four, the comic book that showcased his origin, for fear that he will eclipse the superheroes he fights. Not the...

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Funny story: Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography. However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel. Characteristics Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...

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Funny story: Scientists discover new species of fish

Scientists discover new species of fish

PAPUA, NEW GUINEA - Scientists know it as "pacu," but the natives of New Guinea refer to the same marine species as the "fellatio fish." "It's a real ball-sucker," Jimmy Wade told this reporter. "Sometimes, the fish goes even further, becoming a real...

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Funny story: Catherine Zeta-Jones tightlipped as husband Michael Douglas opens up about 'walnut-sized' oral sex tumor

Catherine Zeta-Jones tightlipped as husband Michael Douglas opens up about 'walnut-sized' oral sex tumor

New York - "It's what guys of 69 channel when bi-polar wives are safely tucked up inside rehab," was one explanation this weekend as the Michael Douglas oral sex cancer story broke. The actor was quoted in a UK broadsheet describing how a walnut-s...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Butt Gets Lips Wrapped Around It For $5

Lindsay Lohan's Butt Gets Lips Wrapped Around It For $5

Destination? Brazil. Lindsay Lohan, in another bid to prove she has the best probation on the planet, arrived at LAX to board a plane. As expected there were cameras and paparazzi there to record the event for prosperity. As Lindsay's SUV pul...

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Funny story: Oral sex ban at Druids' Tooting Bec Lido summer solstice esbat

Oral sex ban at Druids' Tooting Bec Lido summer solstice esbat

London - Mayhem surrounds Druids' planned solstice festivities at the London lido made famous by Brad Pitt's boxing scene in the movie Snatch. Refusal to use compulsory non-pagan issue rubbers from the onsite vending machines is causing schism am...

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Funny story: Employee tribunal scheduled after the world's best excuse for failing a drugs test

Employee tribunal scheduled after the world's best excuse for failing a drugs test

Gabbie Halls has successfully won a right to appeal her dismissal on drugs charges from a well known high street bank after she came up with a cracker of an excuse. "I'd go as far to say," said Jo Jones of the Drug Employment Testing Agency, "that...

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Funny story: Bad girl Miley Cyrus snapped getting down and dirty with giant penis cake at birthday

Bad girl Miley Cyrus snapped getting down and dirty with giant penis cake at birthday

Yes you heard it right Sweet innocent little Miley Cyrus was heard saying at a birthday party, "she loved the taste of that sweet black penis". And why wouldn't she love the taste. It was an X-rated birthday cake she had purchased for her BF Liam...

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Funny story: Oral sex can cause throat cancer in pussies!

Oral sex can cause throat cancer in pussies!

It has been discovered that there is a direct relationship between oral sex and cancer of the throat in pussies. Cats who enjoy a regular lick of their posterior are particularly sensitive to this form of cancer and it seems that human pussy lickers...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney 'given head' by hairdresser.

Wayne Rooney 'given head' by hairdresser.

Wayne Rooney has had a Brazillian - on his bonce! The follicley challenged England and Manchester United star has given up the Battle of the Barnet. Visits to London clinics to have his Loaf of Bread implanted with Orangutang's hair have led t...

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Funny story: Ballmer To Blow away Jobs at E3

Ballmer To Blow away Jobs at E3

Las Vegas (AP) Microsofts charismatic CEO Steve Ballmer is expected to Blow away apple's steve Jobs at this weeks E3. The itchy scratchy news of Steve Ballmer's domination at E3 could result in everyday punters leaving their turtleneck sweaters at...

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Funny story: Cunard Ship Lines To Merge With Aero Lingus To Create New Travel Giant Cun-A-Lingus

Cunard Ship Lines To Merge With Aero Lingus To Create New Travel Giant Cun-A-Lingus

A new transportation giant will be created when Cunard Ship Lines merges with Aero Lingus. The new company, to be named Cun-A-Lingus, will be the largest company of its type in the world. Richard Licker, a spokesman for the merged company, said th...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's "Goddesses" Blow Breast Implants During Sex Act

Charlie Sheen's "Goddesses" Blow Breast Implants During Sex Act

According to an entertainment insider, porn star Rachel Oberlin and model Natalie Kenly simultaneously blew their breast implants while performing a sex act on Charlie Sheen at his Beverly Hills mansion Tuesday. The insider, a friend of Charlie's...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Marriage on "Slippery Slope" as Husband Quits Arranged Marriage to Go Skiing!

Chelsea Clinton Marriage on "Slippery Slope" as Husband Quits Arranged Marriage to Go Skiing!

Chelsea Clinton is reportedly 'devastated' as news leaked that her husband, hedge fund guru, Marc Mezvinsky, has quit his job, quit his 5th Avenue Apartment, and quit her, fleeing to an upscale western skiing resort known for snow bunny 'Bunga-Bung...

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Funny story: Born to Spoof Sequel Chapter 13: Get Thee To A Nunnery! Or The Laughing Buddah Laughs Last!

Born to Spoof Sequel Chapter 13: Get Thee To A Nunnery! Or The Laughing Buddah Laughs Last!

Somewhere in the bowels of a medieval nunnery... "There, there now Marsha is a lovely name, so much better than Mark." "But you don't understand sister Margo, I'm not cut out to be a nun, I'm an....I'm an..." "Yes, go on my child.." "I'm an evil internet Spoof magazine editor! There, now you know. I'm very powerful back in London you know, they all fear me." "Oh my dear, you must no...

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Funny story: Oral Sex Leads To Intercourse Says Expert

Oral Sex Leads To Intercourse Says Expert

According to a study by Oral Lee Johnson, a specialist in sexual behavior, oral sex being carried out by teens can lead to intercourse. "I have completed stage one of my three-year-study and here's the feedback: Oral sex definitely can lead to int...

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