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Funny story: Oil-Eating Microbe Attacking Swimmers

Oil-Eating Microbe Attacking Swimmers

Scientists have discovered a new oil-eating microbe in the Gulf of Mexico that seems to be flourishing. It appears to be gobbling up oil in the Gulf at a surprising rate and yet not depleting the water body's oxygen level. They are saying it is nothi...

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Funny story: Bottom kill considered for the annulus

Bottom kill considered for the annulus

La Douche, LA--Retired Coast Guard Admiral Thad Allen, the federal government's point man in the Gulf, said Monday that attempts to permanently seal the Deepwater Horizon well won't start until the latest potential problem is evaluated. Allen said en...

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Funny story: President Obama and Daughter Sasha Go Swimming In The Gulf of Mexico To Show That The Oil Is Gone

President Obama and Daughter Sasha Go Swimming In The Gulf of Mexico To Show That The Oil Is Gone

PANAMA CITY, Florida - President Obama, the "First Mama" Michelle, and one of the "First Kiddoes" Sasha were vacationing in the Florida panhandle town of Panama City. The president wanted to show that the Gulf of Mexico is safe to swim in. So he h...

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Funny story: Diane Sawyer, George Stephanopoulos Eat Crow Over Oil Spill

Diane Sawyer, George Stephanopoulos Eat Crow Over Oil Spill

A very humble Diane Sawyer apologized on the ABC Evening News last night that all their features about the oil spill were exaggerated a bit. "For instance", stated Sawyer, "it was never the size of Eurasia! We only guessed at that. But it was cert...

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Funny story: Secret Weapon Saves the Gulf!

Secret Weapon Saves the Gulf!

In a joint statement issued today, Admiral Thad Allen and a representative of BP Oil announced that the Gulf Oil spill was not only over but the environmental impact from it had been totally eliminated! A stunned press corps shouted questions at t...

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Funny story: The British Don't Give A Shit About BP Gulf Oil Spill

The British Don't Give A Shit About BP Gulf Oil Spill

Surprising results from a British media survey into the BP Gulf Of Mexico oil spill reveals that the vast majority of British people don't give a shit, and the remainder don't give two shits. Spokesman for the British, Winston Buddha, from Birming...

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Funny story: BP Sort of Confident About Latest Top Kill Atempt

BP Sort of Confident About Latest Top Kill Atempt

NEW ORLEANS, LA - BP and federal officials claim that this latest effort could, maybe, quite possibly have some chance of working and that this isn't yet definitely, totally the end to civilization and all life on Earth. Hopes were slightly lowered...

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Funny story: Terrorist Sabotage? Third Oil Leak In Michigan

Terrorist Sabotage? Third Oil Leak In Michigan

People in Southern Michigan are beginning to feel like those on the Gulf of Mexico as crews were working Monday to contain and clean up an estimated 900,000 gallons of oil that has already coated birds and fish as it poured into a creek and flowed in...

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Funny story: BP: Fishies and Birdies Can Live in Oil Just as Well as Water

BP: Fishies and Birdies Can Live in Oil Just as Well as Water

The BP oil corporation announced today that according to their scientists, engineers, and researchers - who apparently are smoking whatever their erstwhile "fearless" leader Hayward was imbibing - that fishies and birdies, and, indeed, all of God's c...

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Funny story: Bo Diddley Not To Head BP

Bo Diddley Not To Head BP

Relatives of deceased Blues Guitarist Bo Diddley were amazed to receive a letter offering him the job of CEO of BP. Bo Diddley, who died in 2008, was a rock and roll vocalist, guitarist, songwriter, and inventor. His mother, 110 year old Mo Diddle...

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Funny story: H&R Block Hires Disgraced BP CEO Tony Hayward: "How lucky to find Block. I'm great at not responding to disasters"

H&R Block Hires Disgraced BP CEO Tony Hayward: "How lucky to find Block. I'm great at not responding to disasters"

H&R Block has surprised absolutely no one by hiring embattled BP CEO Tony Hayward, just weeks after the resignation of CEO Russ Smyth, and the hiring of former / current /soon-to-be-former CEO Alan Bennett. Hayward, the public face of British...

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Funny story: Oil spill workers report unprovoked animal attacks

Oil spill workers report unprovoked animal attacks

Workers on the gulf coast are refusing to go back into the water after several surprise clams and oysters attack. One man had to be hospitalized after an angry clam got a hold of his "Willie" and would not let go. Several co-workers tried in v...

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Funny story: BP Says Brit Out, Yank In

BP Says Brit Out, Yank In

BP will officially announce Monday the replacement of CEO Tony Hayward with an American by the name of Bob Dudley. BP is making the switch to put a decidedly hometown face and voice to the oil disaster that threatens to bring the company to its knees...

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Funny story: Tony Hayward Fired and Asked to Repay Spill Cleanup Costs

Tony Hayward Fired and Asked to Repay Spill Cleanup Costs

Everyone expected Tony Hayward, embattled CEO of BP Oil to be fired eventually over his mishandling of the Gulf oil spill, but it was a big surprise when news came out that BP is holding Hayward personally responsible for the cost of the clean up.

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Funny story: BP Alters Images On Screen Of Supposedly Live Shot Of Leak

BP Alters Images On Screen Of Supposedly Live Shot Of Leak

John Aribotis of Americablog was the first guy who caught the doctoring photos while studying the live feed being sent in. "First, the picture was showing no leakage at all and they had already admitted that there was at least one. Next, I noticed...

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Funny story: Texaco Or BP - There Is No Difference - What About Buncefield?

Texaco Or BP - There Is No Difference - What About Buncefield?

Some commentators have expressed alarm at the US reaction to the tragic Gulf oil spill, yet are shaking their heads and wondering where the American reaction to the Buncefield explosion in the UK is hiding. The USA has been quick to universally co...

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Funny story: Oil company manages to clog leaky pipe in only 87 days

Oil company manages to clog leaky pipe in only 87 days

At 3:25 p.m. Eastern time Thursday, approximately 2 million gallons of crude oil per day stopped gushing into the Gulf of Mexico. A robotic submersible owned by Blackwater Petrol slowly choked off the company's problematic well until the infamous...

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