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Funny story: Ohio Implements A Mug Shot Law

Ohio Implements A Mug Shot Law

COLUMBUS, Ohio - The state of Ohio has just passed a new law regarding criminal mug shots. State Senator Alyssa Wordwiggle, 43, [D-Cincinnati] spearheaded the law referred to as The Senator Alyssa Wordwiggle Smiling Mug Shot Law, after she was app...

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Funny story: Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Bruce Domso of Columbus, OH announced that he is finally breaking up with his fake facebook girlfriend Janelle after five months. Originally created by two of Domso's college friends, Domso said Janelle was becoming "far too controlling" and y...

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Funny story: Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

The Ohio State Board of Education is set to vote on a new policy aimed at curbing violence in Ohio schools by introducing head lice to K-12 campuses statewide. The vote comes on the heels of a similar decision by the Montpelier Board of Education,...

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Funny story: Massive sinkhole proves Ohio sucks!

Massive sinkhole proves Ohio sucks!

DOVER, Ohio (ABSNN) - Fox's Karl Rove was absolutely right: "Ohio sucks!" Today Ohio proved it sucks when a four-football-field-wide sinkhole swallowed up a large section of Ohio State Road 513 just west of Dover. "Holy crap! I was just watch...

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Funny story: Doper's request for 'one more joint' lands him in the joint

Doper's request for 'one more joint' lands him in the joint

CINCINNATI, Ohio (ABSNN) - A convicted pot smoker's request to smoke "one more joint before quitting," landed him in the joint after an Ohio judge "was astonished by his request." Damaine Mitchell, 19, was sentenced to prison by Hamilton County...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Answers The Food Stamp Question

Mitt Romney Answers The Food Stamp Question

TOLEDO, Ohio - Most of the political media realizes that the GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney talks a lot about the middle class and about poor people but he really does not know very many people in either group. Political Salad Bar Magazine...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Responds To The Nicknames

Mitt Romney Responds To The Nicknames

WHIPPLE, Ohio - Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into the town where beer coasters were invented. A crowd of 29 individuals had gathered in the morning dew to hear Old Mittens speak in the parking lot of a local...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Tells Sarah Palin To Shut Her Alaskan Trap

Mitt Romney Tells Sarah Palin To Shut Her Alaskan Trap

CINCINNATI - Mitt Romney was in the city that is the home to the Cincinnati Reds and the Cincinnati Bengals. The GOP presidential candidate was speaking before a crowd of undecided voters in the parking lot of an IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant.

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Funny story: Woman humiliated for wearing partisan t-shirt

Woman humiliated for wearing partisan t-shirt

A volunteer worker at a Romney campaign office on Ohio claims she was abused and humiliated by a GOP official for wearing a Sesame St t-shirt. Miranda Summers, 24, said "I really believe in what Mitt has to say on the economy and jobs, but I also...

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Funny story: Master Baiter Catches Big Fish

Master Baiter Catches Big Fish

Toledo, OH - At the end of a long day on Toledo Bend Lake with very little luck, master baiter Sam Bigton finally caught the winning fish of the day at the annual statewide competition. After three hours of struggling with a 36" Black Bass, he won th...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Has Said That If He Is Elected President He Promises To Provide Free Blow Dryers To Every American Family

Mitt Romney Has Said That If He Is Elected President He Promises To Provide Free Blow Dryers To Every American Family

TOLEDO, Ohio - GOP front runner Mitt Romney was in Toledo speaking at the yearly meeting of The Retired Ohio Blue Tip Kitchen Matches Factory Workers Union 1313. He told the crowd estimated at between 71 and 74 people including six babies, seven t...

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Funny story: Herman "The Pizza Bro" Cain Says That He Has Already Picked His Secretary of The Treasury

Herman "The Pizza Bro" Cain Says That He Has Already Picked His Secretary of The Treasury

CLEVELAND - Herman Cain's The I Just Be Chilaxin Bus Tour pulled into the city that sits on the banks of Lake Erie and is the home of the Cleveland Indians, The Cleveland Browns, and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Cain spoke in the parking lot of a loca...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson And Rupert Grint Not Killed in Tragic Car Accident

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson And Rupert Grint Not Killed in Tragic Car Accident

Spokespersons for Twilight and Harry Potter teen movie idols, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint today moved extremely quickly to quash rumours that the famous fivesome had met a tragic demise in a car a...

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Funny story: The State of Ohio Has Purchased Brand New Trucks For Each Dallas Mavericks Player

The State of Ohio Has Purchased Brand New Trucks For Each Dallas Mavericks Player

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Governor John "Happy Guy" Kasich is so thrilled at the fact that the Dallas Mavericks defeated the Miami Heat to capture the NBA Finals Championship Trophy that he has given each of the Dallas Mavericks players a brand new 2011 Toyot...

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Funny story: Jim Tressel Opens Ohio State University Sportswear and Memorabilia Store

Jim Tressel Opens Ohio State University Sportswear and Memorabilia Store

Following Tressel's resignation as head coach of The Ohio State University football program, he has announced the grand opening of a sportswear and OSU memorabilia store in Columbus. Selling everything from replica Ohio State jerseys and college l...

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Funny story: How Come No One Wants To Hear My Bitter Rants? A Charlie Sheen-Related Editorial

How Come No One Wants To Hear My Bitter Rants? A Charlie Sheen-Related Editorial

The following is a special editorial by Verle Bunsen, Jr., an aluminum de-burring inspector at the Vectron factory in Elyria, Ohio. How come no one wants to hear my bitter rants? This Charlie Sheen guy, every time he opens his mouth a crazy rambling rant comes out, and they run it on the news every time. His clips get up to ten million hits on You Tube. Audiences are lining up to see his Torp...

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Funny story: Ohio Man Finds Japanese Reactor Core in His Backyard

Ohio Man Finds Japanese Reactor Core in His Backyard

Cleveland, OH - Rodger Ailes of Dawson, Ohio, woke up to quite the surprise Thursday morning when he found a super hot glowing chunk of metal in his backyard. It was quickly identified by local authorities as the radioactive core of a Japanese Nucle...

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