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Funny story: President Declares Martial Law Due To Peaceful Protests Becoming Too Violent

President Declares Martial Law Due To Peaceful Protests Becoming Too Violent

The President of the United States has declared today that, due to the peaceful protests going on around the country being way too violent for the public's safety, there will now be Martial Law, a State of War, and a State of Emergency due to Disaste...

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Funny story: Occupy NY is over and the local rodents are desperately unhappy (or happy)!

Occupy NY is over and the local rodents are desperately unhappy (or happy)!

NY, today: The Occupy NY movement is over as police and security guards cleared the rabble away because it was an eye-sore for the public and they didn't achieve anything anyway. Bankers, brokers and the mega-rich are happy to see those protesting...

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Funny story: The Occupy Wall Street Protesters Are Planning On Disrupting The GOP Presidential Campaign With A 'Vote For The Worst" Strategy

The Occupy Wall Street Protesters Are Planning On Disrupting The GOP Presidential Campaign With A 'Vote For The Worst" Strategy

NEW YORK CITY - The Occupy Wall Street movement keeps gaining in popularity and in strength. A spokesperson for the group Trevor "iPhone" Gibbyfair stated that the protesters have really been encouraged by the kind words from such noted celebriti...

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Funny story: Pat Robertson Tells Christians "Don't Be Rebellious"

Pat Robertson Tells Christians "Don't Be Rebellious"

Reporter: "Do you think that Christians should get involved in the protests going on down on Wall Street?" Pat Robertson: "In my opinion, these protester down there on Wall Street are just plain rebellious. Christians should have nothing to do with anything like that. It'll just give us all a bad reputation." Reporter: "So you are saying that you don't think that Jesus would have had anythin...

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Funny story: Chris Evans, The Zombie Propaganda And The Alien Brain Beetle Project

Chris Evans, The Zombie Propaganda And The Alien Brain Beetle Project

Secret Government Records have today revealed that a man called Chris Evans has been in secret talks to become the spokesman for the Tory Government's Zombie, Alien Brain Beetle Project. As we know from previous encounters with Alien brain Beetl...

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Funny story: Occupy Wall Street Transforms a Wealthy Executive and His Son

Occupy Wall Street Transforms a Wealthy Executive and His Son

The drama of Occupy Wall Street has changed many lives and only now are the stories becoming public. This poignant account of the forced re-education of a corporate executive who informs his Ivy League preppie son that he too will be forced to join the revolution, has now been made public in this letter sent from father to son..... Together they face the evil of capitalism and the need for...

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Funny story: NYPD declares huge win over OWS

NYPD declares huge win over OWS

Reporter: "So, it has been a harrowing season for you guys, hasn't it? I mean, you guys have been out there every time, putting everything you have into taking the OWS players down. To what do you chalk your current win status up to, so far?" NYPD Representative: "Well, first of all, we have a player that so far has not had a chance to get in the game. But, now, the DA has been able to attempt...

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Funny story: 1% of the 99% Bored, Leaves, Forms Occupy Occupy Wall Street

1% of the 99% Bored, Leaves, Forms Occupy Occupy Wall Street

Fox and Friends heartthrob Gretchen Carlson had it correct when she said, "Looks like the Occupy Wall Street days are numbered." Indeed, it seems Occupy Wall Street is facing some internal strife. In what looks like to be a game changer, 1% o...

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Funny story: Michael Moore Throws His Weight Behind Occupy Wall Street

Michael Moore Throws His Weight Behind Occupy Wall Street

Film maker and very rich and very, very fat guy, Michael Moore, has, literally, put his weight behind the Occupy Wall Street movement which is now well into its second month. Standing on an I-beam reinforced stage, holding a double-triple cheese bur...

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Funny story: Occupy Wall St. On Recess Until The Snow Passes By

Occupy Wall St. On Recess Until The Snow Passes By

NEW YORK CITY - In an unprecedented gesture, protestors whom have been dedicating their time, treasure, and Twitter pages for the last several months to voicing their incoherent messages to Wall St. bankers, American politicians, and in-laws have dec...

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Funny story: Macy's CEO Asks America to 'Occupy WOW Street!'

Macy's CEO Asks America to 'Occupy WOW Street!'

Herald Square, New York - Flanked by top fashion luminaries, Macy's CEO Terry Lundgren today launched Occupy WOW Street! - a move by the retail chain to boost pre-holiday sales. 'The inspiration came about one month ago, said Lundgren, speaking...

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Funny story: Giles and Spoof - The "Truth"

Giles and Spoof - The "Truth"

Giles Fraser, having read a satirical piece questioning his conduct has conceded that he should listen to satirists and return to the backbenches of the church where he can be ignored. Boris Johnson declared he was sorry Canon Fraser 'was moving o...

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Funny story: St Paul's 'loose canon' resigns amid Stock Exchange protest

St Paul's 'loose canon' resigns amid Stock Exchange protest

London - The cathedral's loose cannon chancellor Rev Dr Giles Fraser has been forced to quit because of alleged Dale Farm pikeys squatting in the piazza. He had famously allowed hundreds of the Essex squatters to take refuge in Paternoster Square...

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Funny story: Homopterans Not Welcome In Occupy Wall Street Movement

Homopterans Not Welcome In Occupy Wall Street Movement

NEW YORK - Mayor Michael Bloomberg, tiring of the antics of the "Occupy Wall Street" groupies, issued a warning that may seem draconian, especially to those who belong to certain groups which Bloomberg has decreed are anathema to the well-being of th...

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Funny story: Protesters Asked to Go

Protesters Asked to Go

Dr Giles Fraser, Canon Chancellor of St Paul's Exchequer, has fired off an appeal to protesters outside St Paul's to move on and save St Paul's from 'the spread of morality' which he finds annoying. 'The life of the Cathedral is being upset by hea...

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Funny story: Goldman Sachs Plans a Halloween Celebration for Occupy Wall Street

Goldman Sachs Plans a Halloween Celebration for Occupy Wall Street

New York City - The world's largest investment firm is going all out this Halloween to make the holiday special for the thousands of Occupy Wall Street protesters who have become its neighbors in the financial district. "For starters, we're going...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II To Visit Occupy Wall Street

Queen Elizabeth II To Visit Occupy Wall Street

Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand, Susan Sarandon and Pete Seeger are just a few of the famous folks who have already visited Occupy Wall Street. Now there's another famous face that will show itself in Zuccotti Park. The Face of Royalty. Yep, that's...

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