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Funny story: Hollywood Mourns Beaver's Mom: No, not Dina Lohan...

Hollywood Mourns Beaver's Mom: No, not Dina Lohan...

Barbara Billingsley, who taught women in the 1950's that they were abject failures unless they did all of their housework in a ball gown, pearl necklace and apron as the mom on Leave It to Beaver, died Saturday. She was 316. The Only Funny Scene of...

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Funny story: Bob Steele And Cattle: Silent Screen Star And Horse To Be Honored Posthumously

Bob Steele And Cattle: Silent Screen Star And Horse To Be Honored Posthumously

Bob Steele rode many horses during his 'oaters' movie career in which he made some 120 films, but his favorite pony was a big roan named "Cattle." Starting his career by doing silent movies, he tried singing in one of the earliest sound movies, "Ridi...

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Funny story: Fictional entertainer Onion Morris dies

Fictional entertainer Onion Morris dies

Onion Morris Born September 1945 Died September 2008 was a welsh television personality who was mostly active during the great cheese sandwich debate of the 1970's. As well as being Wales' first person to do cocaine off a prostitutes butt crack w...

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Funny story: Cake King Mr Kipling Dies

Cake King Mr Kipling Dies

Bakewell, Hampshire - The Kipling family announced today that Lionel Kipling, father to a nation of obese diabetics, died peacefully at home on Wednesday. He was 79. Although Mr Kipling was greatly admired by a cake-munching public, he had not in...

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Funny story: The Year Of The Celebrity Death

The Year Of The Celebrity Death

Looking back at the past decade, there have been many memorable moments and particular years that stand out. Unfortunately, 2009 is likely to be remembered as the year of the celebrity death. The last year has seen the death of many of our favouri...

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Funny story: Brittany Murphy Pulls Out Of Panto Due To Death

Brittany Murphy Pulls Out Of Panto Due To Death

Brittany Murphy, star of the movie 'Clueless' and sexy vamp in 'Sin City' has pulled out of a contractual obligation to act in the pantomime 'Cinderella' at Burnley Mechanics because she dropped dead yesterday. (OH NO SHE DIDN'T! - OH YES SHE DID!...

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Funny story: Fulton Farnsworth Fludge - An Obituary

Fulton Farnsworth Fludge - An Obituary

Known to his friends as Fludger, Fulton Farnsworth Fludge was a prominent figure in Yorkshire sporting circles. He played cricket, usually at the lowest possible, as well as 23rd division Sunday morning football. His mediocre talents were spread acro...

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Funny story: Edward Kennerty:an Obituary

Edward Kennerty:an Obituary

Edward Kennerty, who died in Boston, Massachusetts today, aged 143, had a long and distinguished career as a Democrat politician. His life began in 1866, when he was born to father Tedward Kennerty, a bootlegger and gangster, and mother Edwina Rosie Lee Parnassus Boulevard McHimmler O'Guiness O'Reilly Obama OmacDonald Hadjafarmski Kennerty. In his twenties he enrolled in Harvard College, but fa...

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Funny story: Obituary

Obituary

Lucas Post, not really renowned for anything meaningful passed away in turmoil yesterday at St Boniface's Home For The Seriously Delusional, Crankshaft, Fla. Post, a would-be inventor lived his life in pursuit of his dream, an ejector seat for helicopters. Despite the weight of common sense and the danger of overhead rotors spinning so fast that they would liquidize any potential ejectee, Post...

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Funny story: One of the Great Spoofers, A. Solzhenitsyn, Dies The Other Day!

One of the Great Spoofers, A. Solzhenitsyn, Dies The Other Day!

Few spoofers could have done it better! The Nobel Prize winning Russian writer taunts the totalitarian Soviet leaders tirelessly. He uses his wit and genius and Western fame to pluck the beard of the communist dictators in classic novels and brave sp...

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Funny story: Obituary Of A Bottling Fiend

Obituary Of A Bottling Fiend

Bob Bipschwitz was buried this morning. Bob was a bottler back before machines did the jobs of men.

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Funny story: Wisconsin Woman's obituary endorses Kerry

Wisconsin Woman's obituary endorses Kerry

MADISON, Wis. - A Wisconsin newspaper's obituary for Jan Buffet includes a brief remembrance of her life, including how she was upset and offended by President Bush's policies. The obituary then asks people in the swing state to honor her wishes...

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Funny story: Nonsense writer dies, fans say obituary "not very funny"

Nonsense writer dies, fans say obituary "not very funny"

The world lost a great man this Saturday.

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