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Funny story: O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison

O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison

LAS VEGAS - Many people were shocked to learn that O.J. Simpson, who was sentenced to serve 33 years in prison, could be released by Labor Day. A spokesperson for Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center stated that Simpson, who has ballooned up to 3...

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Funny story: OJ Simpson Caught Trying To Dig His Way Out of Prison

OJ Simpson Caught Trying To Dig His Way Out of Prison

LOVELOCK, Nevada - The warden at The Lovelock Correctional Center is reportedly quite upset at the fact that one of his most noted inmates, O.J. Simpson, tried to actually break out of his prison. Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that Simps...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to write book on 2012 election

Sarah Palin to write book on 2012 election

Former Republican Vice Presidential Candidate and darling of the Tea Party Sarah Palin is to write a book about the 2012 Election. Entitled 'If I'd Ran in it' the book is a step by step account of what she would have done to first win the GOP nom...

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Funny story: OJ on ID documentary: 'Why hire a killer to do what I was willing to do myself?'

OJ on ID documentary: 'Why hire a killer to do what I was willing to do myself?'

NEVADA STATE PRISON (ABSNN) - O. J. Simpson refused all press requests (except ours, of course) to comment on tonight's Investigation Discovery documentary: "My Brother the Serial Killer," that claims Simpson hired a serial killer to break into his...

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Funny story: O.J. will sell 'murder knife' for $5 million--Jimmy Hoffa found during prison cavity search!

O.J. will sell 'murder knife' for $5 million--Jimmy Hoffa found during prison cavity search!

NEVADA STATE PENETENTARY (ABSNN) - O. J. Simpson is offering to sell the knife that was used to slay his wife, Nicole, and her friend Ron Goldman, for the sum of $5 million. Guards at NSP immediately tossed his cell but found nothing other than a ba...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Doctor In Jeopardy Of Losing His Medical License And His Name Changed to Michael Jackson Doctor

Michael Jackson Doctor In Jeopardy Of Losing His Medical License And His Name Changed to Michael Jackson Doctor

LOS ANGELES - As the involuntary manslaughter trial of Michael Jackson's personal physician continues, the defense team have been increasingly fearful not about the loss of medical license or possible jail time of eternity, but that the doctor's name...

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Funny story: F. Lee Bailey: OJ Simpson Did Not Turn His Wife Into A Pez Dispenser. And I'm Not Crazy.

F. Lee Bailey: OJ Simpson Did Not Turn His Wife Into A Pez Dispenser. And I'm Not Crazy.

Brainsick, disbarred former lawyer F. Lee Bailey's newest book, "Writings From The Booby House," articulates in detail --1,422 pages worth-- just how he can prove that OJ Simpson did not turn his wife into a Pez dispenser in 1994. How can there be t...

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Funny story: "O.J. The Musical" Set For Production!

"O.J. The Musical" Set For Production!

Some thirteen years after the trial which captured the World's imagination and held it riveted for months, the entire story has been released as "O.J. The Musical"! Martin Scorcese's first live theater musical will star Bruce Willis as O.J., Lady...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Tells Tiger Woods "Hey Bro Boy Leave Dem White Chicks Alone and Getcha A Nice Black Sista"

Naomi Campbell Tells Tiger Woods "Hey Bro Boy Leave Dem White Chicks Alone and Getcha A Nice Black Sista"

BOSTON - Naomi Campbell was in town watching the Boston Celtics play the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA Finals. She was asked if she had been mean to any of her employees lately. Naomi asked "Say wot?" When asked the question again, she exploded...

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Funny story: Former Running Back OJ Converted to Center In Prison, Hasn't Missed a Handoff!

Former Running Back OJ Converted to Center In Prison, Hasn't Missed a Handoff!

Reports out of Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Facility seem to confirm what everyone long suspected; America's All American Running Back, OJ Simpson, has slowed down some, and now has resorted to bending over the ball, rather than carrying it! A r...

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Funny story: OJ Simpson: Tiger's just the fall guy!

OJ Simpson: Tiger's just the fall guy!

Lovelock, Nevada - (Gonads): "Poor guy, like he's OD'd on all that Elin PMS!" a thoughtful OJ Simpson confided in inmates at Lovelock Correctional Center today. "Sure is called the seven year bitch! Single women can smell it a mile off. Turns the...

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Funny story: OJ Simpson escapes from Prison

OJ Simpson escapes from Prison

Disgraced ex-football start OJ "The Juice" Simpson has escaped from his cell in the Lovelock Correctional Center. Simpson who early on in serving his term had placed a giant poster of himself on a wall, seems to have been busy tunnelling out behin...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan seen driving around Beverly Hills in a White Ford Bronco, taunting Police to arrest her

Lindsay Lohan seen driving around Beverly Hills in a White Ford Bronco, taunting Police to arrest her

Beverly Hills, California - The Beverly Hills police department announced today that they have no intentions of carrying out a warrant for Lindsay Lohan's arrest. The warrant was issued on Friday after she failed to appear at her court ordered rehab...

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Funny story: O.J.Simpson, Cellmate Announce Engagement

O.J.Simpson, Cellmate Announce Engagement

O.J. Simpson and his cellmate, Ernest "The Slasher" Belcher would like to announce their engagement as of this past Wednesday. The proposed marriage will depend on whether California ever passes their law or not. While most people know the famou...

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Funny story: O.J. Simpson To Appeal Court Verdict, Demand New Trial

O.J. Simpson To Appeal Court Verdict, Demand New Trial

O.J. Simpson, who is facing the prospect of spending the rest of his life in prison after he and co-defendant Clarence "C.J." Stewart were found guilty on 12 charges, including armed robbery and kidnapping, now says that his lawyer will appeal his ca...

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Funny story: OJ and Jessica In Next Dancing With the Stars

OJ and Jessica In Next Dancing With the Stars

Heisman Trophy winner, actor and convicted felon, O.J. Simpson, will be released from prison intermittently to appear on the next ABC 'Dancing With The Stars' go-round with partner, Jessica Simpson. "It was a genius pairing," 'Dancing With The Sta...

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Funny story: O.J. Simpson May Reveal All In New Book

O.J. Simpson May Reveal All In New Book

O.J. Simpson is telling friends that he may go ahead and write a book about how he murdered his ex-wife and her friend Ron Goldman and escaped without a clue. One anonymous friend stated, "He's tired of keeping all this inside him. He also thinks...

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