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Funny story: Munch hunch as US-cloistered nun claims painter of 'The Scream' is her grandpa

Munch hunch as US-cloistered nun claims painter of 'The Scream' is her grandpa

London - A nun from the same Connecticut convent as David Cameron's ex-girlfriend Laura Adshead reckons she is a grand-daughter of Norwegian painter Edvard Munch. Surrey-born Janet Weber - aka Sister Mary Smorgasbord - is an Under-Prioress at the...

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Funny story: Gay And Lesbian Reproductive Rate Lower Than Mendoza Line

Gay And Lesbian Reproductive Rate Lower Than Mendoza Line

BILLINGSGATE POST - The United States Census Bureau released new numbers that indicate that the ability of gays and lesbians to replace themselves through reproduction has fallen below the "Mendoza Line" benchmark. The importance of this statistic...

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Funny story: Motorist Crashes into Bus full of Nuns While Eating a Hambuger

Motorist Crashes into Bus full of Nuns While Eating a Hambuger

Ball Banger Virginia- Police responded to the scene of a horrific accident involving a Toyota Prius and a School bus full of Nuns. The driver of the Prius, Bob Baily of West Hankin PA., was extracted from his crumpled vehicle by paramedics who had to employ the use of the "Jaws of Life" to get him out. A bio-hazard unit was dispatched to the scene when paramedics reported an unknown substance...

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Funny story: Vatican Nuns on Strike in Support of U.S. Nuns

Vatican Nuns on Strike in Support of U.S. Nuns

Sister solidarity? You betcha! Italian nuns, appalled by the stern rebuke against a leadership group of American nuns issued by the Vatican a few weeks ago, have taken action. Last week they declared themselves on strike, refusing to cook, clean...

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Funny story: Vatican Tries to Control U.S. Nuns; Nuns React

Vatican Tries to Control U.S. Nuns; Nuns React

The world was shocked this week when the Vatican criticized an organization of U.S. nuns because of church doctrine issues. And there's more. A U.S. Archbishop (poor soul!) was appointed to oversee the actions of this organization of nuns.

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Funny story: Cardinals from the Western Hemisphere gather in unauthorized conclave

Cardinals from the Western Hemisphere gather in unauthorized conclave

TORNADO, WV (ABSNN) - An unauthorized conclave of Cardinals from the Western Hemisphere has been gathering for the past four weeks in this tiny West Virginia hamlet. Dressed in their scarlet robes, and attended by nuns wearing earth tones, priests...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Taking Vow Of Silence & Meekness

Lady Gaga Taking Vow Of Silence & Meekness

According to her agent, Lady Gaga is taking a comparative vow of silence for the next year to refresh herself and see what she wants to do for the next few years. "I guess you noticed that she didn't say anything outrageous during her latest inter...

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Funny story: Stalker Nun With Custard Fetish Sectioned After Complaint From Irate Yorkshireman

Stalker Nun With Custard Fetish Sectioned After Complaint From Irate Yorkshireman

A nun was sectioned today by the Cleckhuddersfax area mental health team, following a complaint from prominent Chips n Gravy champion, Ken Mither. Mither, 26 (Or so he claims) complained to Cleckhuddersfax Borough Council that he was being stalked...

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Funny story: Pope reaches deal with Obama on birth control

Pope reaches deal with Obama on birth control

Washington DC - According to local nuns here, Catholics will not be required to carry birth-control devices in plain-sight when they leave home. In a special ceremony conducted behind closed-doors, a resolution was reached at the White House. Ac...

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Funny story: Kinky Catholic school worker "blows" all night and has "Nuns" all day!

Kinky Catholic school worker "blows" all night and has "Nuns" all day!

A sexy, rather kinky lady, Mrs K.M. who works for a Catholic school as a support to nuns leads a rather naughty, energetic double life. At night she sucks and blows for £800 pound a session and in the daytime she has "nun". The poor wages at the s...

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Funny story: "I was molested by a robot nun"

"I was molested by a robot nun"

A priest has come forward to talk about his recent sexual abuse at the "inhuman" hands of the Catholic Church. The Church has been trying to modernise itself to get away from its medieval practices and poor reputation. To do this, it recently ordered a million robot nuns to help out at churches throughout the world. The priest agreed to talk to me on the grounds that he remain anonymous. His na...

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Funny story: Sisters Sledged: Nuns Slammed For Getting Into Bad Habits

Sisters Sledged: Nuns Slammed For Getting Into Bad Habits

The Catholic Church was embroiled in another scandal today following Vatican-led criticism of the ways nuns dress. Pope Benedict believes that nuns should adapt more modern dress and has urged them to show a bit of leg in future. The Pope wants th...

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Funny story: Nuns In Cleveland Are Making A "Habit" Out Of Cussing Due To The Cavalier's Dismal 15-59 Record

Nuns In Cleveland Are Making A "Habit" Out Of Cussing Due To The Cavalier's Dismal 15-59 Record

CLEVELAND - Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the good sisters of St. Pistachio, who are the most dedicated basketball fans in the entire Catholic Church, are starting to get a little bit carried away with their support for the hometown NBA...

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Funny story: Nuns in Spain robbed of £1.5million

Nuns in Spain robbed of £1.5million

Police in Zaragoza, Spain are hunting for a thief who has made off with a pile of black bin bags, stuffed with 500 Euro notes, from a convent in the city. Spanish detectives are puzzled as to how a group of nuns came to be in possession of so much...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle To Meet Holy Glow in the Dark Nuns

Susan Boyle To Meet Holy Glow in the Dark Nuns

Susan Boyle has expressed an interest in meeting the Glow in the Dark Nuns of Dounraey. The Pope has only just recently revealed their existence and since then they have become an instant hit. They have become so popular that the Vatican has st...

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Funny story: Vatican Announces New Sex Reforms for the Church

Vatican Announces New Sex Reforms for the Church

After a six-weeks long symposium of theologians and cardinals to discuss the sexual crises in the Church, Pope Benedict, or "Eggs" to his friends, has issued a Bull in which new decrees are laid out for the guidance of the clergy. Cardinal Morone...

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Funny story: Indicted Benedict Funds Embezzling Gambling Nun to enter WSOP Title

Indicted Benedict Funds Embezzling Gambling Nun to enter WSOP Title

Talk about bad habits. Jesus Christ said, "In order to get into Heaven you must sell all of your possessions and give all of the proceeds to the poor." Pope Benedict's personal bank is now under investigation for money laundering. In September the It...

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