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Funny story: Newly Discovered US Election Prophecy By Nostradamus

Newly Discovered US Election Prophecy By Nostradamus

UPI Update, February 23, 2003- Historical researchers have discovered a new prophecy by Nostradamus, the famous sooth sayer of the Middle Ages, hidden away in a 500 year old book in a German University library. Apparently the newly found verse might...

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Funny story: Busted song analysed

Busted song analysed

Professor Charles Simpson of the Nothing Better To Do University of Ipswich has analysed the 2003 Busted Track "Year 3000" and discovered that far from being a mere catchy pop tune, the song is a harbinger of things to come, and a remarkably propheti...

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Funny story: Nostradamus: Startling new UK predictions

Nostradamus: Startling new UK predictions

Lancashire UK: Recent x-ray style examinations of a book found at a Burnley bus stop found some intriguing predictions. Prof James Donaughy of Carlisle University had been carrying out x-ray style inspections of the said book. The theory of these...

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Funny story: Mysterious white substance falls across the UK

Mysterious white substance falls across the UK

A peculiar white, frigid, granular material has fallen across much of the UK overnight, with forecasters advising that it came from the sky, and that there may be more later.

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Funny story: Nostradamus Foretold Hillary and Obama

Nostradamus Foretold Hillary and Obama

(New York, NY) New age guru and Nostradamus scholar Brynne Tick announced today the discovery of several new quatrains of the famous prophet.

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Funny story: Bus Driver New Nostradamus

Bus Driver New Nostradamus

A London bus driver has amazed colleagues with his knack for telling the future after several of his calls came true including his prediction that the 09:12 from Fulham would arrive back at the depot at least five minutes late.

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Funny story: The Arts Revolution - as predicted by Nostradamus

The Arts Revolution - as predicted by Nostradamus

WHERE WILL THE WORLD'S ARTS REVOLUTION START? WHO WILL LEAD IT?...

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Funny story: Nostradamus was right about Diana inquest

Nostradamus was right about Diana inquest

Royal Courts of Justice, Strand - (Diabolical Mess): A guaranteed bloodbath: that was Nostradamus' prediction about next Tuesday's inquest into the death of the Hellfire Club's Princess Diana, ten years after a drunk driver turned her int...

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Funny story: Nostradamus - He's At It Again!

Nostradamus - He's At It Again!

The seer and visionary Nostradamus - who came back to life half an hour ago - has proclaimed that vague, obscure and nebulous things will occur sometime in the future.

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Funny story: Nostradamus Predicted Sanjaya Malakar American Idol Winner!

Nostradamus Predicted Sanjaya Malakar American Idol Winner!

Famed Nostradamus scholar, Dr. Bernard Woolybottom, has revealed that Nostradamus predicted Sanjaya Malakar as the winner of American Idol 2007.

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Funny story: We Predict A Riot As Nostradamus Turns Up In Penge

We Predict A Riot As Nostradamus Turns Up In Penge

Nostradamus is back and living in Penge according Arthur Botulism from Penge. Arthur told The Spoof:...

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Funny story: Nostradamus "predicted" Greek Win

Nostradamus "predicted" Greek Win

Soothsayer and Genoan Rotarian Nostradamus appears to have predicted the shock win of Greece in Euro 2004 four hundred years before the event, researchers revealed today.

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Funny story: Nostradamus Foresaw Uri Gellar and Kurt Russell

Nostradamus Foresaw Uri Gellar and Kurt Russell

According to prophecies by Nostradamus, uncovered for the first time since the 16th century, Uri Gellar is set to rise to prominence in the world of astrophysics, and become one of the most under-estimated minds in history.

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