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Funny story: Man With World's Longest 'Pinkie' Nail Puts it to Good Use

Man With World's Longest 'Pinkie' Nail Puts it to Good Use

Carson City, NV: It's been said that you can pick your friends and that you can pick your nose-- but that you can't pick your friend's nose. Charlie Shitter, Man with the World's Longest Pinkie Fingernail, begs to differ. Shitter, whose fingern...

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Funny story: Youth Pastor admits, "Michael gave the best nose I ever had!"

Youth Pastor admits, "Michael gave the best nose I ever had!"

NASTYASS, Indiana - A 52-year-old, former youth pastor for the Jehosephat's Witlessness Church, Baldfazd Lier, AKA, Ben, told a SRO press conference Friday that he "alone was Michael Jackson's true love, and longtime life partner." The Reverend Li...

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Funny story: Local Man's Nose-Picking Business Goes bankrupt

Local Man's Nose-Picking Business Goes bankrupt

Local man Timmy Smullet's 'Nasal Cleansing Service' has gone out of business after his freakishly large hands frightened off customers. Timmy, a former welder from Brighton, started the company in May 2009, but just a few months later it slowly da...

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Funny story: Huntsville, Alabama Man Steals Baby's Nose

Huntsville, Alabama Man Steals Baby's Nose

While family members sat on their collective asses and did nothing, visiting grandfather Johnny "Old John" Jonson proclaimed that he had stood right there and stole their two-year-old son's nose. "Oh, that's just Granpa John's ways", stated the c...

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Funny story: FBI Arrests Man Who Wipes His Nose On $100 Bills

FBI Arrests Man Who Wipes His Nose On $100 Bills

Mohamad Ahtiziou, the former handkerchief tycoon from Ohio who famously uses 100$ bills to wipe his nose, has been arrested and taken away for questioning by FBI agents. Ahtiziou was at his Chicago home on Sunday, when operatives burst through his...

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Funny story: Boogergate: Palin Picks Nose In Nursery School

Boogergate: Palin Picks Nose In Nursery School

[Below is a transcript of the latest broadcast from BCD news] Charley: A bombshell revelation is roilng the 08 presidential campaign today. Apparently reaearchers at the Washington Post have uncovered evidence that republican VP nominee Sarah Palin was observed back in nursery school, picking her nose during afternoon naptime. For more on this bombshell we go now to our man in the field Rick...

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Funny story: MIT scientists move closer to 'artificial noses'

MIT scientists move closer to 'artificial noses'

A crack team of research scientists at MIT have made a great breakthrough in the world of artificial noses. They designed some artificial noses which could even smell, but something went wrong. They could smell all right - they smelled bad! The sc...

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Funny story: Daniel Radders Strikes Again And Gets A Nose Enlargement

Daniel Radders Strikes Again And Gets A Nose Enlargement

Earlier on this fine day Radzo (as we are calling him now) had the nose job he has been waiting for years.

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Funny story: Scientists stumped as Clinton's nose continues to lengthen

Scientists stumped as Clinton's nose continues to lengthen

The scientific community has admitted been baffled by the mystery illness afflicting Democratic liaress Hillary Clinton. The rare ailment, which has only been noted a handful of times in history, is called Liaritis or The Pinoccio Effect.

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Funny story: Dingleberry Shaped Like The Pope's Nose Sells for Thousands on E-Bay

Dingleberry Shaped Like The Pope's Nose Sells for Thousands on E-Bay

Genevieve Ass-Scratcher of Hopalong-on-Avon found a dingleberry that had a particular and curious shape.

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Funny story: Picking your nose can lead to brain damage

Picking your nose can lead to brain damage

Picking your nose can lead to irreparable brain damage, a group of scientists said today.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Picks Nose

Britney Spears Picks Nose

The singer who dresses like a schoolgirl, one Britney Spears was seen today picking her nose in California earlier today. It was at a Plastic Surgery.

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Funny story: Britney Spears: Picking her nose!

Britney Spears: Picking her nose!

Britney Spears has been caught picking her nose! Since last month, she was caught picking her nose on a regular basis. Her doctor, Dr. Harris Bopeep is not quite sure what to do about it.

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Funny story: Barry Manilow Trains as Sniffer Dog

Barry Manilow Trains as Sniffer Dog

Cheesy crooner, Barry Manilow, has been spotted performing on all fours at a police dog training center in Southern California, prompting rumors that the "Copacabana" singer is on the path to become...

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Funny story: It Has Been Proven - Not Everyone Can Pick Their Friend's Nose

It Has Been Proven - Not Everyone Can Pick Their Friend's Nose

Recent scientific studies have shown, that it is impossible for some people to pick a friend's nose. It appears that the size of ones nostrils is in proportion with ones fingers. Scientists have spent many years studying this mystifying event.

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Funny story: Hollywood Big Noses gather to celebrate at Annual Event

Hollywood Big Noses gather to celebrate at Annual Event

A glittering array of stars turned out last night for the 42nd annual Nosey's. Celebrating the best and the brightest big nosed stars, the event attracted such luminaries as Barry Manilow,

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Funny story: Man who shits from his nose set to wed

Man who shits from his nose set to wed

It's not often that the news can report on a genuinely uplifting story but this is one of those occasions.

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