Carson City, NV: It's been said that you can pick your friends and that you can pick your nose-- but that you can't pick your friend's nose.
Charlie Shitter, Man with the World's Longest Pinkie Fingernail, begs to differ.
Shitter, whose fingern...
NASTYASS, Indiana - A 52-year-old, former youth pastor for the Jehosephat's Witlessness Church, Baldfazd Lier, AKA, Ben, told a SRO press conference Friday that he "alone was Michael Jackson's true love, and longtime life partner."
The Reverend Li...
Local man Timmy Smullet's 'Nasal Cleansing Service' has gone out of business after his freakishly large hands frightened off customers.
Timmy, a former welder from Brighton, started the company in May 2009, but just a few months later it slowly da...
While family members sat on their collective asses and did nothing, visiting grandfather Johnny "Old John" Jonson proclaimed that he had stood right there and stole their two-year-old son's nose.
"Oh, that's just Granpa John's ways", stated the c...
Mohamad Ahtiziou, the former handkerchief tycoon from Ohio who famously uses 100$ bills to wipe his nose, has been arrested and taken away for questioning by FBI agents.
Ahtiziou was at his Chicago home on Sunday, when operatives burst through his...
[Below is a transcript of the latest broadcast from BCD news]
Charley: A bombshell revelation is roilng the 08 presidential campaign today. Apparently reaearchers at the Washington Post have uncovered evidence that republican VP nominee Sarah Palin was observed back in nursery school, picking her nose during afternoon naptime.
For more on this bombshell we go now to our man in the field Rick...
A crack team of research scientists at MIT have made a great breakthrough in the world of artificial noses.
They designed some artificial noses which could even smell, but something went wrong. They could smell all right - they smelled bad! The sc...
Earlier on this fine day Radzo (as we are calling him now) had the nose job he has been waiting for years.
The scientific community has admitted been baffled by the mystery illness afflicting Democratic liaress Hillary Clinton. The rare ailment, which has only been noted a handful of times in history, is called Liaritis or The Pinoccio Effect.
Genevieve Ass-Scratcher of Hopalong-on-Avon found a dingleberry that had a particular and curious shape.
Picking your nose can lead to irreparable brain damage, a group of scientists said today.
The singer who dresses like a schoolgirl, one Britney Spears was seen today picking her nose in California earlier today. It was at a Plastic Surgery.
Britney Spears has been caught picking her nose! Since last month, she was caught picking her nose on a regular basis. Her doctor, Dr. Harris Bopeep is not quite sure what to do about it.
Cheesy crooner, Barry Manilow, has been spotted performing on all fours at a police dog training center in Southern California, prompting rumors that the "Copacabana" singer is on the path to become...
Recent scientific studies have shown, that it is impossible for some people to pick a friend's nose. It appears that the size of ones nostrils is in proportion with ones fingers. Scientists have spent many years studying this mystifying event.
A glittering array of stars turned out last night for the 42nd annual Nosey's. Celebrating the best and the brightest big nosed stars, the event attracted such luminaries as Barry Manilow,
It's not often that the news can report on a genuinely uplifting story but this is one of those occasions.
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