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Funny story: Northerners More Dirty

Northerners More Dirty

Scabies, England - New research has found that northerners are dirtier than southerners. The study, conducted by the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, says the further north people live, the less likely they are to wash their hands afte...

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Funny story: Sacked For Scraping The Pot

Sacked For Scraping The Pot

Lancashire in the UK is known for its hotpot and at one time it was so much adored that people would fight over it to some extent. If there was any left on the surface of the pot some people would 'scrape the pot' to get some of it. The term 'scra...

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Funny story: 'Savages' to blame for TV reprimand

'Savages' to blame for TV reprimand

TV bosses have reacted with anger to claims they are biased towards London.

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Funny story: Earthquake! - North-South Divide About to Get Bigger

Earthquake! - North-South Divide About to Get Bigger

The famous North-South divide in the U.K is about to get bigger as experts predict that the our little Island is being ripped in half by forces beyond our control.

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Funny story: Contaminated earth from Olympic site to be sent up North

Contaminated earth from Olympic site to be sent up North

Ministers have confirmed that the the contaminated earth that has been excavated in the preparations for building the new 2012 Olympic Stadium will be sent up North for dumping.

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Funny story: Smart Arse Northerner cracks Cockney Rhyming

Smart Arse Northerner cracks Cockney Rhyming

Alan Arkwright, a cheeky Northern smart arse, threw the East End of London into disarray, when he claimed to have cracked Cockney rhyming slang! "Cor blimey guv!" was the shocked response of Arthur Fowler, a very old Cockney person. "Even blee...

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Funny story: Alliance Take Control Of Capital

Alliance Take Control Of Capital

The Professional Northerner Alliance have taken control of London amid scenes of chaos and jubilation.

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