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Funny story: Northern Rock Bail Out

Northern Rock Bail Out

Chancellor Alistair Darling has announced debt consolidation arrangements to relieve the Treasury's exposure to the Northern Rock and avoid its imminent nationalisation.

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Funny story: "No need for panic" as European Central Bank lends Northern Crock $500 billion

"No need for panic" as European Central Bank lends Northern Crock $500 billion

Shitty of London - (Insolvent Mess): The EU's ultimate lender of the last resort has given bankrupt Labour Party money-pit the Northern Crock Bank a whopping great big $500 billion (348.7bn euros/£249bn) hand-out "just in time for the festiv...

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Funny story: Government Buy Ailing Bank

Government Buy Ailing Bank

UK Chancellor Alistair Darling has announced the nationalisation of failing bank Northern Rock.

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Funny story: Northern Crock chief to get House of Lords peerage

Northern Crock chief to get House of Lords peerage

Shitty of London - (Insolvent Mess): Former Northern Crock CEO Adam Applecart has been nominated for a Life Peerage by Prime Monster Gorgon Brown after embezzling a record £24 billion of UK taxpayers' money to prop up the disaster-hit mobster slu...

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Funny story: Children in Need - Scam to fund Northern Rock?

Children in Need - Scam to fund Northern Rock?

The BBCs 'Children In Need' fund-raising programme ended in confusion this evening, after leaked documents suggested that high-ranking BBC officials and directors of the stricken Northern Rock bank had conspired to divert donations to an offs...

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Funny story: Northern Rock denies 'Axis of Evil' Claim

Northern Rock denies 'Axis of Evil' Claim

Northern Rock has hit back at George W Bush's claim that it is part of the Axis of Evil by saying that it was "just a case of sour grapes" by the US President.

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Funny story: Northern Rock closes in on Vatican

Northern Rock closes in on Vatican

"Enough of the bad press - we're going after the Nazi!" The outburst by a Northern Rock executive over the weekend was quickly clarified, retracted, reissued and reclarified but the startling truth is that, for one Northern Rock custom...

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Funny story: Northern Rock: Ebay Latest

Northern Rock: Ebay Latest

Northern Rock's eBay sale has received a massive response from the auction site's followers. Proving beyond doubt that there is always someone out there that wants the useless stuff that you need to sell, bidding has now reached a massive £5...

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Funny story: Northern Rock Latest

Northern Rock Latest

Northern Rock, the UK Bank which has borrowed billions from the Bank of England when the credit markets dried up, is to be sold on eBay, insiders have revealed.

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Funny story: Northern Rock Chairman Steps Down

Northern Rock Chairman Steps Down

Northern Rock chairman Matt Ridley has mysteriously stepped down from his job, sources at the beleaguered bank have announced. He cleared his desk this afternoon, and resigned with immediate effect.

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Funny story: Serious Fraud Squad glee as Branson eyes Northern Rock

Serious Fraud Squad glee as Branson eyes Northern Rock

City of London - (Ass Sting Mess): "It's not often the Fraud Squad and the FSA gets the chance to have a right laugh," Financial Services Authority chief executive Hector Sants said today.

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Funny story: Promising to Make People Rich is the Only Way to Get Rich on the Internet, Study Reveals

Promising to Make People Rich is the Only Way to Get Rich on the Internet, Study Reveals

After six years of study, the London School of Economics has concluded that the only way to get rich on the internet is to promise to make people rich.

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Funny story: Rock 'could remain unrepentant'

Rock 'could remain unrepentant'

Shitty of London - (Embezzlement Mess): Northern Rock could stay unrepentant and even keep its current board of leeches according to reports in the City of London.

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Funny story: Northern Rock lends Labour Party £20 million for snap election

Northern Rock lends Labour Party £20 million for snap election

Shitty of London - (Bankrolling Mess): Whitehall sources have said that troubled financial giant Northern Rock Bank is spearheading a £20 million loan to the Labour Party to finance its campaign in the recently-announced Halloween general election.

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Funny story: Northern Rock to be sold to Little Rock Sub-Prime Junk Loan Co

Northern Rock to be sold to Little Rock Sub-Prime Junk Loan Co

City of London - (Ass Mess): A sub-prime junk loan company in Little Rock, Arkansas, has bought the near-insolvent UK Northern Rock Bank in a deal described as 'made in heaven' by City of London bankers today.

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Funny story: Mourinho seen in Northern Rock queue

Mourinho seen in Northern Rock queue

Chelsea - (Ridiculous Mess): Ex-Chelsea FC coach Jose Mourinho was reportedly seen in queue outside the Kings Road branch of the Northern Rock Bank today clutching several large holdalls and flanked by heavies.

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Funny story: Letter to Northern Rock investors

Letter to Northern Rock investors

Mr. and Mrs Investor Dinky Little Home...

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