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Funny story: North Carolina pastor offers to send gaseous dog to solve Syria crisis

North Carolina pastor offers to send gaseous dog to solve Syria crisis

The Reverend T. J. McCorkle, controversial pastor of a small Evangelical church in North Carolina, has told the local Franklin Times he has been in touch with the White House and has offered to loan the government the services of his dog, Moose.

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Funny story: North Carolina awaits first slave ship in 150 years!

North Carolina awaits first slave ship in 150 years!

Both houses of the North Carolina state legislature voted today to secede from the union and at the same time designated the state a Plantation. The bill which passed with large majorities in both houses appointed the current governor Plantation Over...

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Funny story: North Carolina Says No To Naming A Hospital In Raleigh After Edward Snowden

North Carolina Says No To Naming A Hospital In Raleigh After Edward Snowden

RALEIGH, North Carolina - A high ranking North Carolina state official has just informed the news media that the state is nixing a plan that would have named a brand new hospital in Raleigh after NSA whistleblower Edward Joseph Snowden. The offici...

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Funny story: North Carolina Cracks Down on Plumber's Crack

North Carolina Cracks Down on Plumber's Crack

State representatives of North Carolina have introduced a bill that, if passed, would "clarify" an already existing state law to prohibit the display of butt cracks. The proposed legislation, House Bill (_!_), would make it a Class Preparation H f...

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Funny story: President Obama Vows To Ban Gun Shows

President Obama Vows To Ban Gun Shows

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reacting to the demands of several gun control advocate groups in America, President Obama has promised that he will set plans in motion to outlaw gun shows. This comes as a result of the shooting in Raleigh, North Carolina, at...

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Funny story: The North American Hurricane Center In An Effort To Be More Citizen Friendly Will Be Using Generic Hurricane Names Such As Hurricane Bud

The North American Hurricane Center In An Effort To Be More Citizen Friendly Will Be Using Generic Hurricane Names Such As Hurricane Bud

MIAMI - The North American Hurricane Center has just informed the American public that it has made a revision to the names it will issue for hurricanes. North American Hurricane Center Executive Director Fittipaldi Fiddlefire, 47, stated that due...

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Funny story: North Carolina approves referendum to sanctify marriage between first cousins!

North Carolina approves referendum to sanctify marriage between first cousins!

North Carolinians approved a measure yesterday sanctifying marriage between first cousins. It is the first of its kind in the US but eleven other southern states are expected to follow suit. Two little-noticed provisions decriminalize sex with barnya...

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Funny story: North Carolina Sterilization Descendants to Receive $50K

North Carolina Sterilization Descendants to Receive $50K

The descendants of people who were forcibly sterilized as part of the multi decade long eugenics program in North Carolina should receive a one-time payment of $50,000, a state task force recommended on Tuesday. The North Carolina Final Solution s...

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Funny story: Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Asks For A 'Cease Fire' During The NCAA's "March Madness" - Promises To Revert To "Ordinary Madness" In April

Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Asks For A 'Cease Fire' During The NCAA's "March Madness" - Promises To Revert To "Ordinary Madness" In April

TRIPOLI, Libya - Colonel Moammar Gadhafi has asked for a temporary "Cease Fire" in the on going national lawless uprisings which have resulted in tumultuous turmoil throughout the country of Libya. According to Sports Territory Magazine, Colonel Gadhafi is one of the biggest U.S. collegiate basketball fans anywhere outside of the continental United States. The 68-year-old dictator has seen e...

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Funny story: State of North Carolina Converting I-95 to a Gravel Road in Bid to Save Budget

State of North Carolina Converting I-95 to a Gravel Road in Bid to Save Budget

The recession is over but the North Carolina Department of Transportation has decided to convert it's 200 miles of I-95 to a gravel surfaced highway in a bid to save the states' floundering budget. After several meetings earlier this year the gene...

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Funny story: SC Alvin Greene Election Mystery Deepens As Dems Claim Links to Bush (Say What?!)

SC Alvin Greene Election Mystery Deepens As Dems Claim Links to Bush (Say What?!)

A 32 year old unemployed, broke, involuntary discharged black Army Veteran has turned South Carolina democratic politics on it's ear and has politicians pissing in their shoes after he blew out their anointed pick for the US senate in last week's...

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Funny story: John Edwards Asks His Baby Mama To Marry Him - Rielle "Husband" Hunter Hollers "Yeppers!"

John Edwards Asks His Baby Mama To Marry Him - Rielle "Husband" Hunter Hollers "Yeppers!"

BALD HEAD ISLAND, North Carolina - Senator John "Playboy" Edwards has asked his former staff member and mother of his daughter Frances Quinn, Rielle Hunter to be the next Mrs. John Edwards. Hunter, (pronounced: HOME WRECK-ER) could not say the lit...

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Funny story: ESPN To Telecast The 1st Annual Battleship Race

ESPN To Telecast The 1st Annual Battleship Race

CAPE HATTERAS, North Carolina - The Department of the Navy has just stated that they will be having their 1st Annual Battleship Race down at The Sheriff Andy Taylor Commemorative Docks in Cape Hatteras, North Carolina. Rear Admiral Conor Corncutte...

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Funny story: WTF are they doing in North Carolina?

WTF are they doing in North Carolina?

(Raliegh, NC) - Thanks to some sharp eyed grandchildren and one overly sensitive grandparent, the North Carolina DMV has decided to replace for free any license plate containing the letter combination "WTF." Told of this potentially $400,0...

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Funny story: North Carolina Issues Guide for New Residents

North Carolina Issues Guide for New Residents

Murphy, North Carolina (IPP) - North Carolina has issued a guide for new residents and visitors to the state. The guide is available in booklet form or on DVD, cassette, and 8-Track which is still considered state-of-the-art in North Carolina. The...

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Funny story: POLL: 78% of Florida Dems Planning Move to North Carolina

POLL: 78% of Florida Dems Planning Move to North Carolina

AP, SARASOTA -- Citing feelings of being disenfranchised, 78% of Floridian democrats are planning to move to North Carolina before the primary of the 'First in Flight' State, according to a recent AP poll.

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Funny story: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Charlotte NC- A researcher in North Carolina has come up with some unusual answers to this question that have actually happened. Here are a few the researcher found:...

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