Excuse me for taking up space on your letters page, but I feel the need to vent.
And, let's be honest. I've read some of these letters you get sent in. How can I put it delicately? They're not exactly the Collected Letters of Robert Southey are they? So it's not as if I am taking up valuable literary space, now, is it? And no, I don't know who the fuck Robert Southey is, I just go...
Serial murderer of daytime TV has finally admitted he is "a gold plated knob-end".
"I've ruined so many lives on 'deal or no deal' that I've lost count. I've probably been to more funerals than Jeremy Kyle. I'm so ashamed of goading people into ma...
The incoming government has vowed to clamp down on seedy and supine daytime television. Key targets have been identified as evergreen Noel Edmonds and moronic Jeremy Kyle.
A home office spokesperson stated - "If we are to combat obesity, then we m...
Daytime TV viewers were up in arms today after self righteous, gnome Noel Edmonds, chose an irritating lump of lard from Liverpool to be the contestant on Deal Or No Deal.
Fans of the show took an immediate dislike to her and reached for their rem...
It has been rumoured that Noel Edmounds is to quit TV, and that his production company, 'Noel's Shit Party' will no longer make any programmes.
A television insider said: "To be honest we were getting rid of the twat anyay. Look, people are just...
In a sensational development in the "Deal or no Deal" TV scandal presenter Noel Edmonds was certified as insane yesterday by a medical examiner in Basingstoke Hampshire. Shocked family members and colleagues were stunned by the news that he had been...
President George Bush Has Appeared on TV quiz show Deal or No Deal.
Noel Edmonds has been stunned by Channel 4 chiefs as they have declined to take up a renewal clause in his contract to present the hit quiz "Deal or No Deal".
Channel Four favourite Deal or No Deal presenter Noel Edmonds has, today, revealed his intention to launch an express version of the popular programme that gets to the point more quickly.
The famous TV present Noel Edmonds has been locked up in the nuthouse after 'hearing voices' live on his successful TV programme 'Deal or No Deal'.
Noel Edmonds, host of pass-the-parcel game show Deal or No Deal, revealed today that a higher force is at work on the show, and he has proof.
TV's Lazarus man, Noel Edmonds, is riding the wave of his current success which today sees him marketing his own range of retro-telephones.
Top TV celebrity, Noel Edmonds, has today told how his wilderness years caused him to loose some of his best friends.
The BBC announced today that Noel Edmonds is in for a fight as his ex-side kick Mr Blobby is back. Blobby has signed a £45,000,000 contract to make his own game show, the show entitled "Blobby or no Blobby" will be shown on BBC 1 at the sam...
Re-invented TV celebrity, Noel Edmonds, was spotted today flying out of Britain with a bevy of beauties, en route to a secret destination in the Seychelles for the holiday season.
News tonight of the sensational sacking of Noel Edmonds from channel 4's hit show Deal or no Deal.
A man from Newcastle has threatened to be the first contestant to walk away with the top £250,000 prize on Channel 4's hit TV show, Deal or no Deal.
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