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Funny story: Wow! Kari Callen - America's Got Talent's Answer To Susan Boyle

Wow! Kari Callen - America's Got Talent's Answer To Susan Boyle

LOS ANGELES - Her name is Kari Callen. She wore a red sweater, blue jeans, and flip flops, but the 43-year-old lady from Seattle literally knocked every one's socks off. And she quickly showed that she is the American version of England's Susan Bo...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin has a Superfluous 3rd Nipple - that talks to her

Sarah Palin has a Superfluous 3rd Nipple - that talks to her

Sarah Palin has revealed in an intimate TV interview with Barbara Walters that she has a superfluous third nipple. Not only that, but it 'talks' to her. In fact it was her tit which told her to accept the vice presidential nomination from the Repu...

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Funny story: Nipple Shots Of Sarah Palin Could Make You $100,000 Richer!

Nipple Shots Of Sarah Palin Could Make You $100,000 Richer!

We have been witness to the incredible story of the first female Republican Party VP choice, Sarah Palin, (current Alaskan Governor), for less than 2 weeks now and both America and the World are still awestruck! She's 44 and she's hot! Not too young, not quite older, but just right, with that magnetic attraction men must hide in the presence of the wife or girlfriend or no sex tonight guys! Learn...

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Funny story: Platypusses Lack Nipples

Platypusses Lack Nipples

The journal Science has devoted an entire issue to the platypuses. The table of contents reads like a Monty Python marathon.

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Funny story: 12-Nippled Woman signs Exclusive Playboy Deal

12-Nippled Woman signs Exclusive Playboy Deal

Playboy Magazine head honcho Hugh Hefner has signed an exclusive mega-bucks deal for a 16 page full color spread of a fabulously endowed 12-nipppled woman.

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Funny story: S.I. Swimsuit Models Describe Terrifying Conditions Shooting the Famous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

S.I. Swimsuit Models Describe Terrifying Conditions Shooting the Famous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

A group of swimsuit models from a recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition have filed complaints against the magazine due to "unsafe and inhumane working conditions and standards." Cathy Scotland, Nellie MacPerson, and Holly Simons are suing i...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Initially Denies Having Inverted Nipples

Paris Hilton Initially Denies Having Inverted Nipples

It was shockingly discovered yesterday that this icon has badly inverted nipples and clandestinely had been fitted with both male and female adapters. This was verified by TheSpoof.com's science and technology reporter, and our sources are certa...

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Funny story: Milk Cows Go On Strike! Britney Spears Lends Support!

Milk Cows Go On Strike! Britney Spears Lends Support!

Wisconsin Dells- Today in Wisconsin milk farm after milk farm came to a screeching halt when they discovered their milk cows were udderly disgusted with their treatment. Said one cow, on condition of anonymity, "We feel used, we give and we give...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...

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Funny story: Janet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg

Janet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg

The Superbowl halftime show, produced by MTV, promised some surprises, and boy did it deliver. At the end of a performance by pop icons Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson, Timberlake ripped off the cup covering Jackson's right breast, to reveal Jac...

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Funny story: Charlie Dimmock's nipples fail to erect

Charlie Dimmock's nipples fail to erect

The BBC switchboard was jammed after last week's edition of Groundforce brought a flood of complaints from angry male viewers.

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