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Funny story: Nicole Kidman To Do More Things Only Men Are Supposed To Do

Nicole Kidman To Do More Things Only Men Are Supposed To Do

Fresh of her didgeridoo scandal, or "didgerigate" as it is being called, Nicole Kidman is looking forward to offending more people by doing things previously only done by men. She has already made arrangements to pee in a urinal, and is currently see...

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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Hails Virgin Birth Miracle

Nicole Kidman Hails Virgin Birth Miracle

Nicole Kidman yesterday sensationally revealed how she became pregnant during a swim near a waterfall in Kununurra, Australia during recent filming. Kidman, 53, revealed how the mysterious life-giving properties of the water had caused her to beco...

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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Appears In Hot New YouTube Video Stroking Her Pussy

Nicole Kidman Appears In Hot New YouTube Video Stroking Her Pussy

A sensational video of Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman stroking her pussy has appeared on the YouTube web site.

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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Nicole Kidman may or may not be pregnant depending on what news service you look at. However, in a rare act for a celebrity, Kidman has assured the media that, if she falls pregnant, she will let the media know first before partner Keith Urban.

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Funny story: Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Farting! letting rip! Squeezing the cheese! These are all different ways to describe passing wind, a totally natural but sometimes embarrassing bodily function that has been the butt of jokes the world over. Well, it seems no more as John Paul Gaulti...

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Funny story: Kidman in zombie state after crash

Kidman in zombie state after crash

Los Angeles, Ca - (Rioters): Actress Nicole Kidman is reported to be hospitalised in a zombie state tonight after crashing a car in a carcrash scene during the filming of her latest movie The Invasion.

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Funny story: Thespian takes the biscuit for impersonating Cruise ex-wife

Thespian takes the biscuit for impersonating Cruise ex-wife

Hollywood, CA - (Associated Mess): The Australian lookalike actress whose decade long career of impersonating Tom Cruise's ex-wife, Nicole Kidman, has been awarded the movie industry's ultimate accolade of "Hollywood Doppelganger of...

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Funny story: "We'll give it until Thanksgiving", quip Nicole and Mimi

"We'll give it until Thanksgiving", quip Nicole and Mimi

Rome - (Associated Mess): As film stars, Scientology glitterati and other C-List celebs arrive in the timeless ancient city of Rome ahead of Tom Cruise's wedding to budding starlet Katie Holmes, two former wives are said to be chuckling with glee...

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Funny story: Bidding Ends On Kidman-Cruise Divorce Jokes

Bidding Ends On Kidman-Cruise Divorce Jokes

CBS' The Late Show with David Letterman has emerged the victor in the most heated jokes auction in entertainment history.

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