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Funny story: Nicki Minaj Admits Her Eyelashes and Hair Are Fake, But Her Butt Is Real

Nicki Minaj Admits Her Eyelashes and Hair Are Fake, But Her Butt Is Real

TARZANA - American Idol's Nicki Minaj was spotted at the world famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana walking around feeding and petting the various animals. She told a reporter with The Gossipette Gazette that she had come to the petting...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Says Nicki Minaj Wears Way Too Much Make Up

Dolly Parton Says Nicki Minaj Wears Way Too Much Make Up

NEW YORK CITY - The self-proclaimed Queen of Looking Cheap Dolly Parton has just remarked that American Idol judge Nicki Minaj wears so much gosh darn make up that she looks like a Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus clown. The 67-year-ol...

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Funny story: American Idol 'Boots' Country Girl Janelle Arthur Back To Tennessee

American Idol 'Boots' Country Girl Janelle Arthur Back To Tennessee

HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that American Idol judges Mariah "La Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj settled down to simply ignoring each other as they'd done since the start of American Idol's season 12. Calcutta Cotton with Music Mome...

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Funny story: Mariah Carey Disses Nicki Minaj

Mariah Carey Disses Nicki Minaj

LOS ANGELES - It is no secret that the two female judges on American Idol cannot stand each other. Fellow judge Randy "The Dawg" Jackson recently revealed to Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti that Mariah "La Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus C...

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Funny story: American Idol Is Left With 5 Females As The Last Male Lazaro Arbos Is Eliminated

American Idol Is Left With 5 Females As The Last Male Lazaro Arbos Is Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - Well in a matter of one short hour American Idol suddenly became American Female Idol with the last male contestant Lazaro Arbos being eliminated thus leaving five females in the competition. The Florida singer who never met a bright c...

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Funny story: American Idol Sends Burnell Taylor Back To Louisiana

American Idol Sends Burnell Taylor Back To Louisiana

HOLLYWOOD - Well American Idol record producer Jimmy Iovine got it wrong again, as he had predicted that Lazaro Arbos would be the one going home on this week's show. Iovine and a lot of American Idol viewers including some of the judges were shoc...

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Funny story: American Idol: Mariah Carey's Favorite Gets Sent Home

American Idol: Mariah Carey's Favorite Gets Sent Home

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's last three remaining male singers ended up in this week's Bottom 3. Burnell Taylor, 19, was quickly allowed by Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest to take a seat with the five remaining girl singers who will all be singing again ne...

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Funny story: American Idol's Paul Jolley Sent Back To Tennessee

American Idol's Paul Jolley Sent Back To Tennessee

HOLLYWOOD - Five days ago the city of Palmersville, Tennessee gave Paul Jolley the key to the city and it's a good thing since PJ is the latest American Idol contestant to be sent home. When Paul first heard that he was in this week's Bottom 3, he...

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Funny story: Candice Glover and Janelle Arthur Both Hit It Out of The Park on American Idol

Candice Glover and Janelle Arthur Both Hit It Out of The Park on American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - The latest edition of American Idol featured the contestants singing songs from the Beatles Songbook. AI host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest appeared a little sad due to the fact that he and his girlfriend of two years Julianne Hough had just...

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Funny story: American Idol Shocker: Curtis Finch, Jr., Is Eliminated

American Idol Shocker: Curtis Finch, Jr., Is Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - When American Idol judge Nicki Minaj heard that Curtis Finch, Jr., was in danger of being sent back to St. Louis, she hollered out to Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest that if Curtis goes home then she's going home as well. And the final decisio...

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Funny story: American Idol: The Girls Are All Singing Pretty Darn Good!

American Idol: The Girls Are All Singing Pretty Darn Good!

HOLLYWOOD - The last five winners of American Idol have all been WGWG's, which stands for White Guys With Guitars. Randy "The Dawg" Jackson says that this year could be the year that American Idol crowns a female winner and she could be a WGWP, (W...

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Funny story: American Idol: Mariah Carey Says Nicki Minaj Spends Way Too Much Time Fiddling With Her Hair

American Idol: Mariah Carey Says Nicki Minaj Spends Way Too Much Time Fiddling With Her Hair

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol has now managed to whittle the millions and millions of contestants down to the Top 20. And according to TV critic Buckaroo Kazoo with TV Clickerworld he predicts that the Top 5 will include Angela Miller, Breanna Steer,...

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Funny story: American Idol Picks The Top 40

American Idol Picks The Top 40

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol has gotten through with Hollywood Week and judges Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey seem to have put their differences behind them as things at the judges table have settled down. Of course Randy "The Dawg" Jackson still seems...

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Funny story: American Idol - Keith Urban's Wife Nicole Kidman Says She Can't Stand Nicki Minaj

American Idol - Keith Urban's Wife Nicole Kidman Says She Can't Stand Nicki Minaj

SAN FRANCISCO - Australian actress Nicole Kidman AKA Mrs. Keith Urban was in Alcatraz City catching up on some clothes shopping that she had been putting off since the middle of January. As she strolled down Lombard Street she received a call from...

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Funny story: Controversial Drug X-9 Yomide Being Removed From Popular Sports Drink

Controversial Drug X-9 Yomide Being Removed From Popular Sports Drink

NEW YORK CITY - The Crocodile Sports Drink Company of Bedford-Stuyvesant, New York, has issued a statement saying it will soon be removing a highly controversial ingredient from its line of energy sports drinks. Sahara Sara Serpentulli, spokespers...

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Funny story: Britney Spears X'd From X-Factor

Britney Spears X'd From X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD - The word coming out of Tinsel Town is that the Princess of Pop, Britney Spears will not be returning for a second season of X-Factor. According to an inside source Simon Cowell felt that Ms. Spears is just not worth the annual salary o...

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Funny story: The Steven Tyler - Nicki Minaj Feud Erupts!

The Steven Tyler - Nicki Minaj Feud Erupts!

NEW YORK CITY - Steven Tyler insists that he left American Idol on his own volition and that he was not forced out as new American Idol judge Nicki Minaj has erroneously stated. He went on to say that he cannot believe that the AI producers chose...

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