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Funny story: No News Is Good News

No News Is Good News

FRESNO, CALIFORNICATE — When officials refused to allow “The Star-Spangled Banner” to be sung at the championship match between the football teams of George Washington High School and Thomas Jefferson Preparatory School, played in Fresno State Univer...

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Funny story: 'No Shit News' Goes On Air

'No Shit News' Goes On Air

A brand new news station has gone 'on air' today, aiming to combat the current trend by some media companies to misreport, manipulate, or even completely fabricate 'news' to suit their own sordid political agendas. 'No Shit News' (NSN) is the idea...

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Funny story: 2017 - With thanks to Billy Joel

2017 - With thanks to Billy Joel

Snap election, Britain votes New £1 coins, new £10 notes Robert Mugabe finally goes Mount Agung in Bali blows RyanAir, staff trouble Syria reduced to rubble Fats Domino, Chuck Berry Jeremy Corbyn, Glastonbury Fake news, tweets, sacking Torie...

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Funny story: Mainstream Media Found to be Biased Against Narcissistic, Incoherent, Divisive Pathological Liars

Mainstream Media Found to be Biased Against Narcissistic, Incoherent, Divisive Pathological Liars

Washington - A new Pew Research report, issued yesterday, has concluded that most mainstream media outlets like CNN, New York Times, Bloomberg, and CNBC are totally biased against Presidents and other government officials who are mumbling, hateful je...

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Funny story: Worst pun headline award winners announced

Worst pun headline award winners announced

Today the winners of the Worst Pun Headlines were announced. The prize is a new one, and will be given out annually by the editors of the Chaffinch St Cock Gazette, a weekly newspaper in Chaffinch St Cock. The winner will receive nothing except th...

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Funny story: The Growing Diversity of 'Service Animals' Reaps Havoc Across America

The Growing Diversity of 'Service Animals' Reaps Havoc Across America

Service Dogs have been assisting the blind and deaf for over a 100 years. But the growing list of creatures being used to assist people with an expanding inventory of handicaps has set off a deluge of dangerous situations across America. An exampl...

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Funny story: Man has Neighbor Arrested: Cites Too Much Cable News Watching as Reason

Man has Neighbor Arrested: Cites Too Much Cable News Watching as Reason

Portland. A local man admitted to several news organizations that he had called the police on his next-door neighbor for allegedly "watching too much cable news." Breaking down, sobbing, a clearly distraught Mr. Ned Vuntler said, "I just couldn't tak...

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Funny story: NBC launches NSFW News

NBC launches NSFW News

Rock-and-Roll Center, The Big Apple, Baby ---- Due to a variety of factors, including the Internet and a lack of public trust in the media, television news ratings have plummeted in recent years. "I don't want non their fake news," couch potato Im...

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Funny story: Do-It-Yourself Future News Headlines

Do-It-Yourself Future News Headlines

If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find things can be quite similar. The rags always seem to be re-circulating the same type of newsworthy cadavers again and again. The names and the places change, but the content i...

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Funny story: 2017: The Mushroom Age Is Here! - World Media Promise You News Yet To Happen

2017: The Mushroom Age Is Here! - World Media Promise You News Yet To Happen

Today the world's media gathered, all seven elderly Caucasian men, to discuss headline news which "will happen" in 2017. The seven, representing 98.3% of the planets mainstream news' outlets, met at Chappaqua, New York in a palatial summer resid...

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Funny story: Official body confirms that the fake news website "Fake News" does contain fake news

Official body confirms that the fake news website "Fake News" does contain fake news

The official world news monitoring body, Mad Magazine, has today confirmed that the website "Fake News" does in fact contain stories that are entirely fake. Previously used over the past decade as a source of news and stories by organisations such...

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Funny story: Over half TheSpoof's readers believe it is true

Over half TheSpoof's readers believe it is true

Fake news is now headline news. The post-truth era is truly upon us. In a survey of readers of TheSpoof, two out of the three of them said that they believe stories on the online "joke" site are true. Both of the two readers said that they receiv...

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Funny story: Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Russia declares war against China. Iran declares war against Iraq. Israel declares war against Syria. Italy declares war against Macedonia. Turkey declares war against Germany. Australia declares war against East Timor. Japan declares war again...

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Funny story: TV News Is Like Gas From A Gnat's Ass

TV News Is Like Gas From A Gnat's Ass

Noam Lerner was voted the world's leading public intellectual in The 2005 Global Intellectuals Poll jointly conducted by American magazine Foreign Policy and British magazine Prospect. He has been cited in Arts and Humanities Citation Index more often than any other living scholar. It almost seems that there isn't an award in academia that he hasn't won. His numerous books have repeatedly been...

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Funny story: "This song is gay" concludes celebrated music critic

"This song is gay" concludes celebrated music critic

A celebrated music critic has delivered a scathing verdict on the new album by Catfish and the Bottlemen today, taking the band and the internet by storm. After listening to the first 30 seconds of the song and proceeding to take approximately 0.

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Funny story: Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

The hand (largely credited with Man's triumph over nature and other deeply intelligent mammalian, cephalopodic, and avian life) is still incapable of retaining its grip on a small roughly rectangular shape for any significant duration of time, studie...

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Funny story: Study Finds that Americans are exposed to Dangerous Levels of Stupidity from the News

Study Finds that Americans are exposed to Dangerous Levels of Stupidity from the News

A recent Harvard study shows that Americans are exposed to five times the recommended level of stupidity when they tune into mainstream media broadcasts. The findings show that watching the news has extremely damaging consequences such as decreased I...

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