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Funny story: New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Gets To Keep His Job

New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Gets To Keep His Job

NEW YORK CITY - Many hardcore Jets fans were stunned to hear that Coach Rex Ryan managed to get by Black Monday without losing his job. In fact Las Vegas oddsmakers were giving 3 to 1 odds that Coach "Footsie" Ryan would be turning in the key to h...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Promises That The New England Patriots Will Win This Year's Super Bowl

Tom Brady Promises That The New England Patriots Will Win This Year's Super Bowl

NEW YORK CITY - Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and his high heel shoe model wife Gisele were in the Big Apple doing some post-Christmas shopping. Tom said that his wife had picked up a great deal on some imported Icelandic hand mittens and he had...

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Funny story: The New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo

The New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that highly devoted NFL sports fans saw coming, the New York Jets have finally decided to trade Tim Tebow. A spokesperson for the Jets organization stated that when the Dallas Cowboys failed to make the NFL playoffs after...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Bashing Has Turned Into A Silly Circus

Tim Tebow Bashing Has Turned Into A Silly Circus

NEW YORK CITY - If Coach Rex "Footsie" Ryan does not want to play Tim Tebow then he needs to do the gentlemanly thing and trade him to some other team. This ongoing Tebow Bashing Circus has gotten way out of hand and there are more lies coming out...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Wants To Be A Cowboy

Tim Tebow Wants To Be A Cowboy

NEW YORK CITY - The love affair between Tim Tebow and the New York Jets never materialized and Tim understands that's just the way the football bounces. This season he sat patiently on the bench while watching Jets starting quarterback Mark "Oops"...

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Funny story: Turkeys Don't Fly, and Neither Do the Jets

Turkeys Don't Fly, and Neither Do the Jets

On the old TV series, Tom Corbett: Space Cadet, the main character used to say, "Aw, go blow your Jets." Well, Mark Sanchez blew his Jets on Thanksgiving. With fans wearing assorted turkey costumes at the game, we found the biggest turkey was...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow: Leaving on a Jet Plane for the Holidays

Tim Tebow: Leaving on a Jet Plane for the Holidays

No one on the New York Jets has 'fessed up to putting the damnation of the gods upon Tim Tebow. A dozen teammates allegedly put more knives into Tim's back than Julius Caesar received from his brutes. On the other hand, no one has come forward to...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Could Be Heading To The Dallas Cowboys

Tim Tebow Could Be Heading To The Dallas Cowboys

DALLAS - One thing that can certainly be said about the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones is that he is one shrewd businessman. He built the $1 billion Cowboys Stadium and says that he figures that it can be paid off within 13 months; which...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

NEW YORK CITY - The word on the streets of New York is that Eva Longoria, 37, broke up with boyfriend Mark Sanchez, the 25-year-old quarterback for the New York Jets due to pressure from the Jets organization. Longoria, speaking with Carolina Chip...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Officially Owns "Tebowing"

Tim Tebow Officially Owns "Tebowing"

NEW YORK CITY - The backup quarterback for the New York Jets, Tim Tebow has just announced that he is now the sole owner of the world wide phenomenon that has become known as Tebowing. The 25-year-old football player registered his peaceful celebr...

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Funny story: New York Jets' Tim Tebow Says He'll Play Any Position

New York Jets' Tim Tebow Says He'll Play Any Position

NEW YORK CITY - Jets coach Rex Ryan stated that the Jets will be without two of their running backs when they pull into Foxborough, Massachusetts to take on the New England Patriots. He was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily a...

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Funny story: The Skinny on the Jets-Patriots Game

The Skinny on the Jets-Patriots Game

If you thought Rex Ryan was losing weight, here is the real skinny on the Jets coach. He has fallen off the wagon. Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez have pushed the dessert cart right up to Rex's office door. It's chow down time with another patented Pat...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow in shock move

Tim Tebow in shock move

New York Jet's backup quarterback Tim Tebow is to quit professional football. The former Florida Gators and Denver Broncos star told shocked reporters after the Jet's 35 - 9 win over the Colts. "I feel pretty much redundant here in New York." Tebo...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria Is Thinking About Breaking Up With New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

Eva Longoria Is Thinking About Breaking Up With New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria was in the Alamo City visiting her mom and dad when she was approached by a reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk at a local Flat As A Pancake Pancake House. Carolina Chipotle asked Eva, 37, about the rumors swirling around t...

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Funny story: Terrell Owens Wants To Be A New York Jet

Terrell Owens Wants To Be A New York Jet

NEW YORK CITY - The habitual troublemaker and pathological whiner known as "T.O" (Terrell Owens) says that he wants to be given a third or fourth chance to show that he can still play and compete in the NFL. Owens, who made over $66 million during...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria Dispels Her Baby Bump - Blames It On Coney Island Hot Dogs

Eva Longoria Dispels Her Baby Bump - Blames It On Coney Island Hot Dogs

NEW YORK CITY - Eva Longoria, former star of the ABC show Desperate Housewives was recently seen in Manhattan hunting for shoes, a blouse, and an apartment. The 37-year-old actress, who has a home in Los Angeles and one in San Antonio stated that...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria Admits Dating NY Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

Eva Longoria Admits Dating NY Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

NEW YORK CITY - In what has to be one of the worst kept secrets of recent times, Hollywood starlet Eva Longoria, 37, has finally admitted that yes, she is dating Mark Sanchez, the 25-year-old quarterback for the New York Jets of the NFL. Longoria...

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