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Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Explains Why The Denver Broncos Beat The New England Patriots

Funny story: Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Explains Why The Denver Broncos Beat The New England Patriots

DENVER - Hundreds of sports writers from all over the world have written why they feel the Denver Broncos defeated the New England Patriots 26-16. Some blamed it on the fact that Tom Brady did not pass enough. Others blamed it on the fact that the...

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Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

Funny story: Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

DENVER - The Denver Broncos will host the New England Patriots in the American Football Conference Championship Game. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno talked with Peyton Manning and asked him if he will do anything different to prepare...

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Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency has just announced that Kim Jong Un has made a Super Bowl prediction. The North Korean leader reportedly told his BFF former NBA star Dennis Rodman that he predicts that the Denver Bronc...

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Tom Brady: I May Be Greatest Quarterback Ever

Funny story: Tom Brady: I May Be Greatest Quarterback Ever

In a modest statement from Tom Brady, he says he may well be the greatest ever at his NFL position. Most people think Brady is still upset at being fined $10,000 for kicking a Baltimore Ravens player. "These guys go beyond trying to defeat you...

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The New England Patriots Fall To The Miami Dolphins 24-20

Funny story: The New England Patriots Fall To The Miami Dolphins 24-20

MIAMI - Sun Life Stadium was rocking and rolling as the home town Miami Dolphins defeated Tom Brady and The New England Patriots by a score of 24-20 in beautiful weather. The Pats were handed their 4th defeat of the season and are now 10-4, while...

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The New England Patriots Defeat The Houston Texans But Only By 3 Points And Not By 32 Like Tom Brady Had Predicted

Funny story: The New England Patriots Defeat The Houston Texans But Only By 3 Points And Not By 32 Like Tom Brady Had Predicted

HOUSTON - The New England Patriots came from behind to beat the Houston Texans 34-31. And although it goes down as a "W" for the Pats, quarterback Tom Brady showed that he better stick to football and leave the point spread to the experts in Las V...

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Tom Brady Says That New England Will Defeat The Houston Texans by 32 Points

Funny story: Tom Brady Says That New England Will Defeat The Houston Texans by 32 Points

FOXBORO, Massachusetts - New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is feeling a bit cocky as he has just predicted that his team will beat the Houston Texans in Houston by 32 points. Brady still celebrating their 34-31 victory over Peyton Manning...

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Denver Broncos Fans Are Still In Shock At The Loss To The New England Patriots

Funny story: Denver Broncos Fans Are Still In Shock At The Loss To The New England Patriots

DENVER - The Denver Broncos led the New England Patriots 24-0 at the halftime, but unfortunately they had to play the second half and they ended up losing 34-31. Denver Coach John Fox said after the game that his Broncos ran into the worst blizzar...

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The New England Patriots Handed Their 3rd Loss of The Season

Funny story: The New England Patriots Handed Their 3rd Loss of The Season

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The Carolina Panthers proved to be not so gracious hosts to the thrill and excitement of the home town fans as they beat The New England Patriots 24-20. A visibly shook up Patriots quarterback Tom Brady could be seen hu...

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The New England Patriots Tell Rob Gronkowski To Tone Down His Partying Or He'll Be Traded

Funny story: The New England Patriots Tell Rob Gronkowski To Tone Down His Partying Or He'll Be Traded

FOXBORO, Massachcusetts - It is no secret that the New England Patriots organization has been quite embarrassed at the off-the-field antics of tight end Rob Gronkowski. An inside source spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and s...

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The New York Jets Fly Past The New England Patriots 30-27

Funny story: The New York Jets Fly Past The New England Patriots 30-27

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Jets showed the New England Patriots that they are not as invincible as Coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady think they are. The Jets beat the Boston boys 30-27 on an overtime field goal which now drops the P...

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The NFL Plans To Ban Biting

Funny story: The NFL Plans To Ban Biting

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just issued a statement that it will soon be implementing a ban on biting. Word from Commissioner Roger Goodell's office is that since the start of the 2013 NFL football season there have been at le...

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Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Says The New England Patriots Will Play In This Year's Super Bowl

Funny story: Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Says The New England Patriots Will Play In This Year's Super Bowl

NEW YORK CITY - Gisele Bundchen was in New York City shooting a cosmetics commercial. She was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily for a comment on her husband, Tom Brady's Patriots team. Bundchen grinned as she took her Cone...

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President Obama Bet On The Cincinnati Bengals To Upset The New England Patriots and He Won $18,000

Funny story: President Obama Bet On The Cincinnati Bengals To Upset The New England Patriots and He Won $18,000

WASHINGTON, D.C. - No one in America was happier to see the Cincinnati Bengals hand Tom Brady and the New England Patriots their first loss of the season than the president of the United States. According to Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gaze...

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New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick Denies New Cheating Charge

Funny story: New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick Denies New Cheating Charge

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick is denying the recent allegations that he used an electronic sound monitoring device to listen in on the opposing team's huddles. According to Sports Balls Illustrated Daily the state-of-the-art dev...

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The Unbeaten New England Patriots Fall To The Cincinnati Bengals

Funny story: The Unbeaten New England Patriots Fall To The Cincinnati Bengals

CINCINNATI - After the game ended Bengals fans sitting up in the 4th and 5th rows said that they could see Tom Brady's pout. The Patriots had just seen their 4-0 record go to 4-1 at the hands of the Cincinnati Bengals. The final score was 13-6...

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Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Is Thrilled With The New England Patriots 4-0 Start

Funny story: Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Is Thrilled With The New England Patriots 4-0 Start

BOSTON - Gisele Bundchen, the wife of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, told sports reporters covering the Pats that she cannot remember the last time she was this happy. She said that watching her husband's team start the season with four straight...

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Flowers Portend Patriot Future

PEACHTREE, ATLANTA- Playing in an igloo with Mattie Ice could be a chilling experience for Bill Belichick's hothouse flowers. The New England Patriots may be ripe for the plucking. Flores por los muertos? You may have a bunch soon. Experts and...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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