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Funny story: President Obama Wanted To Sell Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy's Cattle To North Korea

President Obama Wanted To Sell Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy's Cattle To North Korea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that the 402 head of cattle that the Nevada Bureau of Land Management had confiscated from rancher Cliven Bundy were going to be sold to North Korea. President Obama had talked to a repre...

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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Tells Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy He Can Graze His Cattle In Her State Free of Charge

Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Tells Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy He Can Graze His Cattle In Her State Free of Charge

PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer contacted Nevada cattle rancher Cliven Bundy and told him that she is proud of him for standing up to the federal government. The dishwater blonde said that she may be a lame duck governor but deep down inside...

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Funny story: Putin offers to send military support to Bundy Ranch

Putin offers to send military support to Bundy Ranch

The saga at the Bundy Ranch has gone International with the Russian President approaching Cliven Bundy earlier today. It is believed that Vladimir Putin offered the Bundy family up to five thousand trained personnel to guard his ranch and family f...

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Funny story: Nevada to Lower Drinking Age to 12

Nevada to Lower Drinking Age to 12

CARSON CITY, NV - Nevada Governor, Brian Sandoval, announced today that Nevada will lower the legal drinking age in Nevada from 21 to 12. The announcement came shortly after Colorado announced that it reaped $2.1 million from marijuana sales in J...

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Funny story: Man, 20ish, Found Wandering Near Elko Says He Was Abducted by Aliens and Given a Mullet

Man, 20ish, Found Wandering Near Elko Says He Was Abducted by Aliens and Given a Mullet

ELKO, NEVADA - Today police authorities in Elko reported the mysterious appearance of a young man, probably in his early 20's, who was found semi-dazed, wandering in the desert outside of town last Wednesday. A truck driver, Elmer Comstock, of Sna...

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Funny story: Are Aliens Using the Nevada Desert as a Garbage Dump?

Are Aliens Using the Nevada Desert as a Garbage Dump?

ELY, NEVADA - Authorities in Ely, Nevada announced today that a transportation worker reported seeing a shiny disc-shaped craft hover in the air above the desert along Hwy. 59 a week ago, as it dumped a series of unidentified objects on to the ground...

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Funny story: Nevada Votes To Outlaw Texting During Sex

Nevada Votes To Outlaw Texting During Sex

CARSON CITY, Nevada - In a move that state senators hope will help to ease the rising divorce rate in the state, the Nevada Senate has voted 17-4 to outlaw texting during the sex act. One senator, who asked that we not reveal his name, said that h...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Wants To Buy Area 51

Donald Trump Wants To Buy Area 51

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump has expressed a desire to purchase the so called Area 51, located at Groom Lake, which is a remote detachment of Edwards Air Force Base. National Focus Magazine asked Mr. Trump what he could possibly want with what is...

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Funny story: The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...

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Funny story: U.S. Border Patrol Agents Discover An Amazing Tunnel That Leads From Mexico To Nevada

U.S. Border Patrol Agents Discover An Amazing Tunnel That Leads From Mexico To Nevada

NOGALES, Arizona - The United States Border Patrol has just discovered what they are calling the longest and most elaborate tunnel in the history of U.S. - Mexico tunnels. Border Patrol spokesperson Grady G. Strongmarble, 43, informed the news med...

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Funny story: Bionic Woman

Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...

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Funny story: Professional Poker Player Wins $9 Million But Gets Disqualifed

Professional Poker Player Wins $9 Million But Gets Disqualifed

RENO, Nevada - The 21st Annual Reno Professional Poker Tournament saw newcomer Kipp "Chips" Hickenbolt, 29, win the main prize of $9 million. Hickenbolt, who hails from Little Rock, Arkansas, said that the last time he was this happy was back in h...

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Funny story: Nevada Bans Botoxing

Nevada Bans Botoxing

CARSON CITY, Nevada - The Nevada State Legislature has just voted to ban the cosmetic practice of botoxing. Senator Leelo Henrietta Faltenskyler, 51, who spearheaded the bill, expressed the fact that after much deliberation a vote was taken and th...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods' mistress to be hooker at Nevada brothel

Tiger Woods' mistress to be hooker at Nevada brothel

MOON LIGHT BUNNY RANCH, Nevada (ABSNN) - Dennis Hof, owner of a legal, Nevada brothel, told reporters today that Tiger Woods' porn-star mistress Number 8, Joslyn James, would work "for one week only," at his thriving Moon Light Bunny Ranch. Ms. Jame...

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Funny story: O.J. will sell 'murder knife' for $5 million--Jimmy Hoffa found during prison cavity search!

O.J. will sell 'murder knife' for $5 million--Jimmy Hoffa found during prison cavity search!

NEVADA STATE PENETENTARY (ABSNN) - O. J. Simpson is offering to sell the knife that was used to slay his wife, Nicole, and her friend Ron Goldman, for the sum of $5 million. Guards at NSP immediately tossed his cell but found nothing other than a ba...

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Funny story: Nevada college course requires girls to masturbate

Nevada college course requires girls to masturbate

FALON NV (ABSNN) - "The teacher said I had to masturbate to pass his class," said WNC sophomore, Imanice Gurl, a 19-year-old who lives with her mother. "Momma says it's wrong to play with myself. I really don't know how. I guess I learn, though,...

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Funny story: Archaeologists Discover French Toast Flavored Pop-Tarts

Archaeologists Discover French Toast Flavored Pop-Tarts

NEVADA-In what is already being hailed around the world as the find of the century, a team of archaeologists in Nevada have discovered the previously believed-to-be-extinct flavor of French Toast Pop-Tarts on a local grocery store shelf. Dr. Doug...

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