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Funny story: Nelson Mandela to be buried in portions to give everyone a chance to attend funeral

Nelson Mandela to be buried in portions to give everyone a chance to attend funeral

Nelson Mandela is to be buried in 365 separate "portions" to enable well wishers to each have a chance to attend his sell-out funerals. Advertising slots for the year long T.V. funeral coverage have been fully booked since before he died. Merchandisi...

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Funny story: The U.S. Treasury Department Will Put Nelson Mandela's Likeness On A New U.S. Dime

The U.S. Treasury Department Will Put Nelson Mandela's Likeness On A New U.S. Dime

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama says that he has given his approval for the United States Treasury Department to go ahead with plans to make a brand new dime with the likeness of South African President Nelson Mandela on it. Presently President...

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Funny story: Macon, Georgia Could Become Mandela, Georgia

Macon, Georgia Could Become Mandela, Georgia

MACON, Georgia - Many residents of this central Georgia city located on the banks of the Ocmulgee River have expressed that they would favor the city's name being changed from Macon to Mandela. One lifelong resident Grover P. Dazzle, 68, stated th...

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Funny story: McDonald's To Offer A Special Promotional Burger - The McMandelaburger

McDonald's To Offer A Special Promotional Burger - The McMandelaburger

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The largest fast food franchise in the world has just let its customers know that it will soon be putting out a special limited promotional burger in honor of Nelson Mandela. Nancy Zabaletta spokesperson for the fast food cha...

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Funny story: NASA Is Considering Renaming The Land Rover Curiosity, The Nelson Mandela Land Rover

NASA Is Considering Renaming The Land Rover Curiosity, The Nelson Mandela Land Rover

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just informed the various news organizations that due to public opinion NASA will be considering renaming the Martian land rover Curiosity in honor of Nelson Mandela. Timmelfarb said that President...

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Funny story: Iceland To Name Its New Aircraft Carrier In Honor Of Nelson Mandela

Iceland To Name Its New Aircraft Carrier In Honor Of Nelson Mandela

REYKJAVIK, Iceland - Iceland has just announced that it will be naming its brand new state-of-the-art aircraft carrier in honor of South African President Nelson Mandela. A spokesperson for the Icelandic government stated that originally the aircr...

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Funny story: After Death Of Mandela: Pope To 'Crank up the bass.'

After Death Of Mandela: Pope To 'Crank up the bass.'

'After paying tribute to Nelson Mandela, Pope Francis says it's time to, "crank up the bass and blow up a stereo."' A Vatican spokesperson. 'After Mandela's passing, I felt compelled to celebrate his life. So I instantly thought about subwoofe...

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Funny story: Salford man in hiding after admitting "I never met Mandela"

Salford man in hiding after admitting "I never met Mandela"

A Salford man is currently receiving specialist counselling after voluntarily admitting "I never met Mandela". Police are asking for others in a similar position to come forward for their own protection, and so that they can be offered appropriate su...

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Funny story: President Obama Suggests Renaming The Home of The Washington Redskins Nelson Mandela Stadium

President Obama Suggests Renaming The Home of The Washington Redskins Nelson Mandela Stadium

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama met with two of his closest advisers and they have decided to talk to the owner of the Washington Redskins about renaming their stadium in honor of Nelson Mandela. The president has sent Redskins owner Danny Snyd...

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Funny story: Nelson Mandela Speech in Canada Was A Favorite! Here's the rest of the story?

Nelson Mandela Speech in Canada Was A Favorite! Here's the rest of the story?

Nelson Mandela always had close ties with Canada where he always found support, according to one reporter who shared with us yesterday. "I was there when he told the crowd, "Your respect for diversity within your own society and your tolerant and...

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Funny story: Spice Girls join together for a Mandela eulogy!

Spice Girls join together for a Mandela eulogy!

After the very sad news of the passing over of the great, Nelson Mandela, The Spice Girls have decided to write a eulogy to him and promise to have it ready for Christmas! The royalties earned will all go to a special charity fund and the whole wo...

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Funny story: The real Nelson Mandela died in jail 'years ago' after Winnie conjugal visit: NATO report

The real Nelson Mandela died in jail 'years ago' after Winnie conjugal visit: NATO report

Johannesburg, South Africa - An unmarked grave in south Africa's notorious Victor Verster prison is Mandela's last resting place according to a NATO file on the political activist's former wife Winnie. The report describes how a furious fight bro...

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Funny story: Now Prince Philip remembers who Nelson Mandela is, too late!

Now Prince Philip remembers who Nelson Mandela is, too late!

Royal Comedian, Prince Philip has remembered who Nelson Mandela is. "Hey I know him, I asked him what he did two years ago at one of the Missus's Street Parties". I can't remember what he said, though, and at that time he was ill due to some o...

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Funny story: OMG, Bush Sr's Dead! tweets 'bewildered' Nelson Mandela

OMG, Bush Sr's Dead! tweets 'bewildered' Nelson Mandela

Midland, Texarse - "Some folks been making that assumption for years," a spokesperson for the George Bush Senior Foundation said as Mandela's tweet caused havoc on the blogosphere today, "probably just a rumor started by the Washington Toast." Non...

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Funny story: Daily Mail preparing Mandela Party kits

Daily Mail preparing Mandela Party kits

The Daily Mail has come under fire after it was revealed that the paper was preparing Mandela Death Party kits for readers wishing to celebrate the death of the former South African leader. After the death of Margaret Thatcher the Mail was incande...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama is Nelson Mandela's Love Child

Michelle Obama is Nelson Mandela's Love Child

African icon Nelson Mandela has disclosed that he is Barack Obama's real daddy. Birthers' are said to be 'staggered' by this latest disclosure. Nelson Mandela was watching the inauguration of Barack Obama and he was watching You Tube when he spot...

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Funny story: Nelson Mandela Tipped To Win Big Brother International Event

Nelson Mandela Tipped To Win Big Brother International Event

Nelson Mandela has been tipped to win the first ever international Big Brother event to be held in Las Vegas next week, where celebrities and high profile individuals will represent their home countries locked inside a house and isolated from the out...

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