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Funny story: Big Soapy Yawn

Big Soapy Yawn

Revelations concerning an "attempted" murder in the six millionth episode of Ozzie soap Neighbours have been greeted with a wave of indifference. Long-term character, Paul Robinson, is to be pushed off a balcony at Lassiters hotel complex by an en...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Threatened With Eviction For Being A Noisy Neighbour

Susan Boyle Threatened With Eviction For Being A Noisy Neighbour

Susan Boyle, the oldest-looking 47-year-old woman in the world, has incurred the wrath of the local council this week for persistent noise pollution, and has been told that, unless she curbs her enthusiasm for singing, she faces eviction from the cou...

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Funny story: Man Forced To Move House After Smell Of Neighbour's Fanny Becomes Unbearable

Man Forced To Move House After Smell Of Neighbour's Fanny Becomes Unbearable

An unemployed Dudley man has been forced to move out of his council house in the town because of the rancid smell of his next-door-neighbour's fanny, it has been reported. Reginald Dorkins had lived in the same rented accommodation for more than 4...

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Funny story: Neighbour From Hell Too Hot To Handle

Neighbour From Hell Too Hot To Handle

A 128-year-old neighbour from hell has been evicted from her home after a series of raucous parties with The Devil, and various Incubbus and Succubus. A judge told Jeannie Luciferston she had 28 days to leave the sheltered housing flat in Southamp...

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Funny story: Worlds Nosiest Dog Spies on Neighbours Cat

Worlds Nosiest Dog Spies on Neighbours Cat

A local dog named Rex has been cautioned by police and warned to discontinue his spying activities in the locality after he was caught peeping on a neighbour's cat as it licked itself. 'Rex' - name altered due to legal reasons - is entered...

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Funny story: Australian Reality TV Show Suicide Cult investigated.

Australian Reality TV Show Suicide Cult investigated.

The problems facing the Australian youth of today are well documented. Day after day we witness the highs & lows of the contestants on Australia's two biggest reality TV shows, 'Home & Away' & 'Neighbours'. I'm here reporting under...

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Funny story: Hitler's neighbour knew nothing

Hitler's neighbour knew nothing

Former neighbours of the one-time German dictator, Adolph Hitler, have told of their experience living next door to the young Nazi. In an interview with "Nuts and Looneys" magazine, Mrs Von Winklehorn said of him, "We knew him as 'little Hitler' b...

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Funny story: Neighbour From Hell, Try HRH The Queen

Neighbour From Hell, Try HRH The Queen

HRH The Queen was today nominated as the ultimate neighbour from hell by Mr Sydney Operabridge, a 27 year old Australian homeless alcoholic with substance abuse issues. Mr Operabridge, who regularly dosses out in a puddle of his own piss in the vi...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsey, again

Gordon Ramsey, again

Sweary footballing Chef, Gordon Ramsey is the latest celeb to feature on Neighbours.

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Funny story: Britons agree: dead neighbours are the best neighbours

Britons agree: dead neighbours are the best neighbours

Half of Britons have said hello to fewer three people in their street in the last week, with the other half only mildly curious whether or not their neighbors might actually be dead, a survey for BBC Breakfast has suggested.

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Funny story: Cob Has Disastrous Day Following Purchase Of "Just Terrible" Car

Cob Has Disastrous Day Following Purchase Of "Just Terrible" Car

The reptilian impersonator Cob has had the worst day possible to ANYONE after buying a car described by neighbours as "the stupidest pile of junk they'd ever seen".

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Funny story: Kylie Minogue reveals why sordid time with Donovan will remain between the sheets.

Kylie Minogue reveals why sordid time with Donovan will remain between the sheets.

Jason Donovan, of Kylie and Jason fame, has denied rumours that he is being paid millions to write about his relationship with Kylie Minogue.

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