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Funny story: Startling Discovery! Body found in Pelosi's vagina ID'd as Jimmy Hoffa

Startling Discovery! Body found in Pelosi's vagina ID'd as Jimmy Hoffa

Scientists conducting a preliminary survey of more than 200 Neanderthal cave paintings discovered on the walls of Nancy Pelosi's vagina found the mummified remains of a man, shortly after midnight, Tuesday, August 4th. The FBI positively identified...

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Funny story: Neanderthal cave paintings discovered inside Pelosi's vagina

Neanderthal cave paintings discovered inside Pelosi's vagina

Surgeons operating to remove Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's tongue from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's vagina discovered more than 200 Neanderthal cave paintings decorating the walls of the rarely used organ. Anthropologists from the Smithsonian...

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Funny story: Neanderthal gene discovered to exist in English celebrities

Neanderthal gene discovered to exist in English celebrities

Scientists studying the DNA of Neanderthals say they have found genes shared between our closest ancient relations and English TV and music celebrities. Professor Max Mengele in Germany said that Neanderthals shared the FIX2 gene associated with c...

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Funny story: Discovery: Neanderthals "invented" BJ's

Discovery: Neanderthals "invented" BJ's

Professor Wendell Waddrippins, in a second historical archeological discovery in as many weeks, announced yesterday that pictorgraphical evidence points to Neanderthal man inventing oral sex. Editor's note:pictorgraphical meaning the image painte...

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Funny story: New DNA Research Shows Irish Are Neanderthals

New DNA Research Shows Irish Are Neanderthals

Philadelphia PA-- Stunning new research from a major university here is sending shockwaves throughout the world. DNA sequencing of Neanderthal bone marrow indicates "man's cousin" never went extinct. They are the Irish.

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Funny story: Prehistoric Ape Gene discovered in Newcastle!

Prehistoric Ape Gene discovered in Newcastle!

Scientists are excited after discovering a gene which directly links the people of Newcastle upon Tyne with prehistoric ape men.

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Funny story: New Sub-Species of Prehistoric Man Discovered in California

New Sub-Species of Prehistoric Man Discovered in California

Archaeologists and Anthropologists at a joint dig in the Sierra Nevada mountain range west of San Francisco, California have discovered a new sub-species of human being. Preliminary carbon dating of the fossilized remains and dating of the source ma...

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Funny story: Neanderthals Closer to Humans Than They Would Like

Neanderthals Closer to Humans Than They Would Like

BERKELEY, Calif. - The recent finding that Neanderthals and humans are more closely related than previously thought has anthropologists excited -- and Neanderthals perturbed.

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