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Funny story: Obama Amazed That SEALS Actually Barked At Him: BARRACCK!

Obama Amazed That SEALS Actually Barked At Him: BARRACCK!

President Obama went to Fort Campbell on Friday to welcome back and congratulate SEAL Team Six, the elite Special OPS group that successfully took down Osama bin Laden this past Sunday. There he met privately with these iconic warriors, as no on...

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Funny story: Dizzy World & Dubai World Announce New Seal Encounter Attraction Featuring Live Seals and Soon to be Dead Terrorists!

Dizzy World & Dubai World Announce New Seal Encounter Attraction Featuring Live Seals and Soon to be Dead Terrorists!

Dizzy World, Inc, LLC, the world wide entertainment conglomerate announced it has reached agreement with Dubai World to add to their popular sea side attraction by constructing a real live Seal encounter pavilion featuring Navy Seals practicing hunt...

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Funny story: George Bush kidnapped

George Bush kidnapped

Only days after the killing of top terrorist Osama bin Laden, former president George W. Bush has been abducted from his ranch in Crawford, TX. The operation performed by U.S. Navy Seals has been described as an early morning raid involving at least...

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Funny story: Bin Laden: "Please Look After This Terrorist"

Bin Laden: "Please Look After This Terrorist"

London- Although we're pretty sure he had never been to Paddington Station, "public enemy number one", Osama Bin Laden, seemed to have a lot in common with Britain's number one bear, Paddington Brown, a just released report on the Taliban leader's de...

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Funny story: White House Releases Transcript of bin Laden's 911 Call

White House Releases Transcript of bin Laden's 911 Call

What did Osama bin Laden do when he heard the sound of helicopters? He called 911 of course. The White House has released a transcript of the terrorist's last call: Bin Laden Hello 9-1-1. I have an emergency to report. Someone is flying helicopters too close to my headquart... too close to my house. Operator That sounds like a noise complaint, sir. You need to hang up and call your local...

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Funny story: Navy SEAL receives counselling following death of Osama bin Laden

Navy SEAL receives counselling following death of Osama bin Laden

US military insiders have today given indications that the Navy SEAL officer, responsible for the death of Osama bin Laden at the weekend, had actually been working undercover at the safe-house in Abbottabad, Pakistan, for some months beforehand.

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden's Video Recorder Placed On eBay

Osama Bin Laden's Video Recorder Placed On eBay

ABBOTTABAD, Pakistan - The owner of the multi-million dollar compound where Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden was gunned down has taken Bin Laden's infamous video recorder and placed it on eBay. Multanna Rawalpindi, 51, owner of the compound said th...

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Funny story: President Obama orders SEAL team attack!

President Obama orders SEAL team attack!

Washington D.C. - It was revealed today that President Obama ordered a raid on a terrorist compound this afternoon. Three helicopters were launched filled with 70 commandos, 25 members of an elite SEAL team, and a plethora of high-tech equipment. Th...

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Funny story: Al Queda Claims: We have Osama's Nose and He Will Be Back!

Al Queda Claims: We have Osama's Nose and He Will Be Back!

Islamabad - Hours after American Navy Seals took out Osama Bin Ladin in a covert operation of amazing swiftness, Al Queda operatives claim they have a portion of Osama Bin Ladin's nose. "The American swine shot off part of his nose!" said Abducta...

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Funny story: U.S. Fleet Neurologist Releases Bin Laden's Medical Report

U.S. Fleet Neurologist Releases Bin Laden's Medical Report

Counter intelligence units deployed in the Arabian Peninsula, were reportedly angered over the intentional leak of medical exam information following the return of Osama Bin Laden's remains to the aircraft carrier, USS Carl Vinson. The on-duty P...

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Funny story: Terrorist's Feelings Hurt

Terrorist's Feelings Hurt

The war on terror has been officially called off in the wake of charges that American Navy SEALs hurt a terrorists feelings, a Pentagon spokesman said in today's briefing. The three Navy SEALs, facing court-martial for accusations of abusing a ter...

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Funny story: Somali Pirates Advised Not To Take On Navy Seals

Somali Pirates Advised Not To Take On Navy Seals

In a completely unexpected statement from the UK today it has been revealed that several UK commentators have advised Somali pirates to not, under any circumstances, attempt to tackle the US Navy Seals in any form of revenge attack, following the kil...

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Funny story: Navy Seals Sort Out Somali Pirates

Navy Seals Sort Out Somali Pirates

The US Navy Seals today announced in the clearest possible terms that they are not about to take any crap from Somali Pirates. Somali Pirates commandeered a Maersk Line ship and pointed AK 47's at the head of Captain Phillips, at which point the N...

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