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Funny story: Breast Appreciation Day Exposed As Recycled Old Idea - It used to be called Tit Monday!

Breast Appreciation Day Exposed As Recycled Old Idea - It used to be called Tit Monday!

It was the day, usually in Spring or early summer when the millions of women of all shapes, ages and sizes seemed to make a collective decision to put away Winter's dowdy garments and blossom forth in sheer, lightweight fabrics and bare legs. Sali...

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Funny story: National Breast Appreciation Day - Why Are Old Feminists So Forgetful?

National Breast Appreciation Day - Why Are Old Feminists So Forgetful?

Following a stinging attack on design guru Stephen Bayley, who openly supports National Breast Appreciation Day, somewhat unsurprisingly as he once published a book lauding female design, elderly femenist Germaine Greer was given a proper slap in the...

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Funny story: 23% still unaware of impending Breast Appreciation Day

23% still unaware of impending Breast Appreciation Day

A snap poll has shown that in spite of a national government awareness campaign, nearly twenty-three percent of adults are still unaware of Breast Appreciation Day. This will come as an urgent wake-up call to the Department of Over-Cs Development, w...

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Funny story: Four Actresses Upset At National Breast Appreciation Day

Four Actresses Upset At National Breast Appreciation Day

LOS ANGELES - In a move that has pleasantly surprised the organizers of The National Breast Appreciation Day festivities which are scheduled for September 28, 2009, four movie starlets say they are upset and embarrassed at the upcoming event. The...

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Funny story: The National Basketball Association Sues the Creator of National Breast Apprecation Day!

The National Basketball Association Sues the Creator of National Breast Apprecation Day!

Chili Verde, New Mexico: The National Basketball Association (NBA) is filing a lawsuit against 'writer' Jalepenoman. Jalepenoman is the creator and marketing mastermind behind the new fictitious holiday, National Breast Appreciation Day. The acron...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Plastic Surgeon Gives 2-for1 Breast Implants in Honor of National Breast Apprecation Day!

Michael Jackson's Plastic Surgeon Gives 2-for1 Breast Implants in Honor of National Breast Apprecation Day!

Top Secret Mattel Headquarters: It was announced earlier today that Michael Jackson's former plastic surgeon will be running a 'Buy One, Get One Free' breast enhancement special in honor of the very first Natonal Breast Appreciation Day. Dr. Steve...

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Funny story: Breasts Trump Other Body Parts at Spoof

Breasts Trump Other Body Parts at Spoof

In a startling revelation, online satirical rag "The Spoof" today announced that articles that mention "breasts, "boobs," "mammos," "hooters, "melons," "tatas," "fun bags," "gazongas," "bazongas," "congas," "jugs," "hefties," "nose cones," "pontoons,...

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Funny story: Nevada Anthropologist and son fall out over Breast Appreciation Day

Nevada Anthropologist and son fall out over Breast Appreciation Day

LAS VEGAS, NV (ABSNN)-- In a follow up to Thursday's story by Skoob1999, Daffit O. Poor, the son of Nobello Prize Winning Cultural Anthropologist Dr. Diane J. Poor, has been removed from the family home after what Las Vegas police termed a "domestic...

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Funny story: Google to Celebrate Boob Day with New Logo

Google to Celebrate Boob Day with New Logo

Mountain View, CA - The internet search behemoth Google, well-known for altering their logo to commemorate such events as Thomas Edison's birthday and the 20th anniversary of Zero Wing, has secretly commissioned graphic designers to alter their logo...

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Funny story: The Nation's Biggest Breast Outlet To Expand

The Nation's Biggest Breast Outlet To Expand

DALLAS - One of the country's leading ladies lingerie franchises has just announced a major expansion. Appling Willacoochie, the CEO of the Dallas-based Rackalicious Firm, a subsidiary of the Tata's Group which owns 3,600 Tits 'R' Us nationwide ha...

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Funny story: Nevada Cultural Anthropologist Slams Breast Appreciation Day As Cultural Terrorism

Nevada Cultural Anthropologist Slams Breast Appreciation Day As Cultural Terrorism

Esteemed Nevada Cultural Anthropologist, Diane J Poor has branded leading Spoofologists as 'Cultural Terrorists' over their overwhelming support for Breast Appreciation Day. "It's demeaning to women," Poor told us. "Why the fascination with breast...

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Funny story: National Breast Appreciation Day Under Fire From National Basketball Association

National Breast Appreciation Day Under Fire From National Basketball Association

Organisers of the very first event in the US to celebrate the familiar form and much-loved pastime of women's breasts, have attracted criticism from top brass at the National Basketball Association for using the same acronym as the jumping sporting s...

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Funny story: Jordan - Peed Off At Breast Appreciation Day - Gives It The Finger

Jordan - Peed Off At Breast Appreciation Day - Gives It The Finger

Uber breasted glamour model and renowned gobshite, Jordan, who is really heartbroken over her failed marriage to Aussie wailer, Peter Andre, to the extent that she's been photographed topless, with a cage fighter... Well, anyway, she has given the...

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Funny story: National Breast Appreciation Day - Merkel Peed Off As Germany Is Excluded

National Breast Appreciation Day - Merkel Peed Off As Germany Is Excluded

German Chancellor Angela Merkel was reportedly furious today at the exclusion of her native country from National Breast Appreciation day on September 28th. Merkel, by her own admission, no oil painting, stuck up for her fellow countrywomen, stati...

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Funny story: Husband of Woman with World's Largest Vagina 'Ready' for National Breast Appreciation Day

Husband of Woman with World's Largest Vagina 'Ready' for National Breast Appreciation Day

OSHKOSH, B'Gosh - This morning on Wake the Hell Up America, Johnson Octopops let loose about his bitter break-up with the woman with the world's largest vagina, who he said, "would only beat me off... and smelled like fish." The television "person...

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Funny story: Evony Ad Ladies To Front Breast Appreciation Day, September 28th

Evony Ad Ladies To Front Breast Appreciation Day, September 28th

In yet another coup relating to Breast Appreciation Day on September 18th, spoof writer Jalapenoman confirmed that the ladies from the Evony ads would be fronting the contribution to the day's events. The Evony ad ladies have proved to be so popul...

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Funny story: Monsignor Francois Dubois, S.J. gives Pope's Blessing for Breast Appreciation Day

Monsignor Francois Dubois, S.J. gives Pope's Blessing for Breast Appreciation Day

VATICAN CITY (ABSNN) - Pope Benedict has joined with other world leaders in enthusiastically approving that the Roman Catholic Church celebrate a Feast Day during the upcoming Breast Appreciation Day on September 28, 2009. Speaking through His Con...

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