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Funny story: Napoleon's Castle: What the new policy means for you.

Napoleon's Castle: What the new policy means for you.

The latest government plan to form a close alliance with France will have severe implications for Britain, the Chancellor of Television has announced. Mr. Jones told us how the hit French TV show Napoleon's Castle was the only reason Cameron had r...

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Funny story: Napoleon Mouseheart retreats from Edinburgh

Napoleon Mouseheart retreats from Edinburgh

The all-conquering English leader Napoleon Mouseheart had tried to invade Scotland from England with his superbly organised army, but today had to order them to retreat from the outskirts of Scotland's capital city of Edinburgh, due to the appalling...

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Funny story: Historians Learn that Napoleon Had Fifteen Inch Penis

Historians Learn that Napoleon Had Fifteen Inch Penis

Researchers at the Graduate School for French History in Paris have learned that Napoleon Bonaparte had a previously unknown fifteen inch long (while flacid) penis. This was discovered when early tin and glass photographs of Napolean and Josephine w...

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Funny story: Rain led to Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo, triumph of Wellingtons

Rain led to Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo, triumph of Wellingtons

Almost two centuries after the Battle of Waterloo, senior French Army officers have concluded that an underestimation of the rain and mud, and dismissal of the crucial importance of the watertight Wellies worn by British and Prussian forces,...

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Funny story: Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

'Touching the pink', 'chalking the cue' and 'breaking the balls' are not cheeky aphorisms but legitimate terms in the world of professional snooker.

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Funny story: Last Resort Bus Entertainment

Last Resort Bus Entertainment

1. Get a doll and a lot of string, tie the string to the doll, and throw it outs the window, just like in Napoleon Dynamite. 2. Try to get semi-trucks to honk their horn.

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