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Funny story: Have Bad Breath? Scaly Green Teeth? Chances Are You Are A Liberal

Have Bad Breath? Scaly Green Teeth? Chances Are You Are A Liberal

BILLINGSGATE POST: What your political values are can affect your breath and teeth. Until recently, it was only suspected that leftist leaning socialists were more prone to terminal halitosis and scaly green teeth. In a project funded by the RNC...

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Funny story: Mexican Drug Cartels Designated as Health Care Providers

Mexican Drug Cartels Designated as Health Care Providers

WASHINGTON DC - Now that the Democrat-controlled US Congress has passed a "Budget", Mexican Drug Cartels may be able to provide "Health Care Services" without fear of criminal charges and time in prison. With the support of many, many lobbyists and p...

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Funny story: Fly-Face Pelosi Explains Trump Clapback: “Was Actually Zapping A Fly”

Fly-Face Pelosi Explains Trump Clapback: “Was Actually Zapping A Fly”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Everyone in the Beltway knows that Nancy Pelosi hates to be called “Fly-Face.” But for years she has had to wear an ACME Bug-Zapper around her neck to keep those nasty pests off her...

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Funny story: Did Pelosi Applaud Trump's Speech too Frequently?

Did Pelosi Applaud Trump's Speech too Frequently?

Progressive congressional Democrats expressed great displeasure at the number of times House Speaker Nancy Pelosi rose to applaud statements by President Donald Trump during his State of the Union address, Tuesday. Not all television cameras were...

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Funny story: How Often will Pelosi Applaud Trump Tonight?

How Often will Pelosi Applaud Trump Tonight?

Sitting behind President Donald Trump at the State of the Union speech a year ago were Senate leader Mitch McConnell and House Speaker Paul Ryan. Every time the president made a point appealing to Republicans, McConnell and Ryan were on their feet, a...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi - "90% of Drugs Come Through Customs Checkpoints"

Nancy Pelosi - "90% of Drugs Come Through Customs Checkpoints"

SAN FRANCISCO - As politicians in Washington DC struggle with whether or not walls can do anything, one point of debate concerns the flow of drugs on the southern border. In a shocking revelation from a member of Congress, only 10% of Illegal Drug Sh...

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Funny story: Democrats Ready To Talk About Wall Construction Dates

Democrats Ready To Talk About Wall Construction Dates

After months of ridiculing the idea of President Donald Trump's Mexican border wall, and refusing him the funds to pay for it, the Democrats have, today, softened their attitude somewhat, and now seem ready to talk about possible dates for its constr...

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Funny story: Unemployed Government Workers Build Wall Around White House

Unemployed Government Workers Build Wall Around White House

Washington, D.C. As soon as it was announced that President Trump was back in the White House, 400,000 government workers - that aren't getting paid because of the government shutdown - suddenly appeared, and, with each one contributing a brick, too...

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Funny story: Trump To Pelosi: “You Must Have Been Something Before Electricity”

Trump To Pelosi: “You Must Have Been Something Before Electricity”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Taking a line from Al Czervik, played by Rodney Dangerfield in the movie “Caddyshack,” President Trump was overheard whispering; “Hey baby, you must have been something before electricity,” as he engaged in an air kiss with the ag...

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Funny story: Pelosi Spotted at Gas Station While Attempting to Hitchhike to Afghanistan

Pelosi Spotted at Gas Station While Attempting to Hitchhike to Afghanistan

A number of people claim they have seen Nancy Pelosi, the speaker of the House of Representatives, at one of the Washington D.C. gas stations. She was either talking to vehicle owners, asking them if they were heading towards Central Asia, or hold...

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Funny story: Trump shuts down White House; moves to Motel 6 to emphasize emergency

Trump shuts down White House; moves to Motel 6 to emphasize emergency

Following his cancellation of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s trip abroad, Mr. Trump has decided the White House is too expensive to maintain, and closed it. White House workers are on furlough for the indefinite future, along with the other 8...

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Funny story: Bugseye Pelosi vs Flyface

Bugseye Pelosi vs Flyface

BILLINGSGATE POST: A horse’s head is a horse’s head, of course, of course. If this ain’t news, I will eat your shorts. Some two months ago it was reported that Mafiosa lioness, the notorious Bugseye Pelosi, dumped a horse’s head on the bed of Do...

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Funny story: Democrats Make Counter Proposal- Build A Wall Around Trump As Well

Democrats Make Counter Proposal- Build A Wall Around Trump As Well

After weeks of a political game of shutdown, the Democrats have made a counter proposal that has intrigued many. They have offered to pass funding for the wall Trump has demanded on the Mexico border, in return for there being a wall built around Tru...

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Funny story: President Trump Meeting With Nancy Pelosi Ends Amicably Enough

President Trump Meeting With Nancy Pelosi Ends Amicably Enough

President Donald Trump stormed out of a meeting with senior Democrats yesterday, after disagreements arose on a variety of topics. The meeting, in the Situation Room, a conference centre in the West Wing basement, was, primarily, to talk about fun...

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Funny story: Bugseye Pelosi Dumps A Horse’s Head On Trump’s Bed: Her Mafia Thing

Bugseye Pelosi Dumps A Horse’s Head On Trump’s Bed: Her Mafia Thing

BILLINGSGATE POST: A horse's head is a horse's head, of course, of course. “Donald, I think we have company in our bed.” “Go back to sleep honey. You must be dreaming.” “Donald, there’s a f**king horse’s head next to you.” Reminiscent o...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi: Eyes Like Two Tinkle Holes In A Snow Bank

Nancy Pelosi: Eyes Like Two Tinkle Holes In A Snow Bank

BILLINGSGATE POST: During the Ice Age the terrain of Mother Earth was forever scarred by vast glaciers that sculpted the surface of the planet that we call our home. The jagged edges; mountains that we now call the Rockies, are archeological remnant...

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Funny story: Kavanaugh Denies Pushing Ginsburg

Kavanaugh Denies Pushing Ginsburg

Washington, DC - Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh denied pushing fellow Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 85, who suffered three fractured ribs in an apparent fall. Justice Ginsburg does not recall how the injury occurred. Police are investigating.

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