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Funny story: A List of The 10 Worst Cat Names In The USA

A List of The 10 Worst Cat Names In The USA

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency, recently conducted a national survey to determine the worst cat names in the United States. ADGA Executive Director Bagby B. Buckleybox, who has four cats, stated that over 825,000 individuals participated in the nationwide poll. Many of the participants submitted foreign cat names, but it was decided that these names would not be used since a...

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Funny story: Will Your Baby Girl's Name Age Well?

Will Your Baby Girl's Name Age Well?

It has come to the attention of the Editors that certain first names do not age well with their owners. Before you choose a name for your girl baby, ask yourself these two key questions: 1. If the baby girl becomes a judge someday, does the name sound appropriate - as in "Judge________________(fill in blank with name). 2. Think of the baby as eventually being an elderly woman. Does the...

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Funny story: First Names Parents Probably Shouldn't Give Their Babies

First Names Parents Probably Shouldn't Give Their Babies

Naming babies can be such great fun for parents, especially new parents. However, the editors have brainstormed some names you probably should think twice about before using: 1. Constantinople 2. Hitler 3. Pepe Le Pew 4. Mayonnaise 5. Atilla 6. Yoda 7. Genghis 8. Jezebel 9. Snow 10. Ice 11. Velvetta 12. Capone 13. Salome 14. Judas 15. Mr.

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Funny story: Names for Hometown, USA - We Wish We'd Thought These Up

Names for Hometown, USA - We Wish We'd Thought These Up

These are just some of the names for Hometown, USA that we wish we had thought up: 1. Rancho Cucamonga, California 2. Bill, Wyoming 3. Unalaska, Alaska 4. Turkey Scratch, Arkansas 5. Willacoochee, Georgia 6. Dinwhiddle, Indiana 7. Possum Trot, Kentucky 8. Shongaloo, Louisiana 9. Suckerville, Maine 10. Peanut, California 11. Whynot, Mississippi 12. Tigh...

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Funny story: Thirty Vehicle Names That Never Got Used

Thirty Vehicle Names That Never Got Used

Vehicle names for new car models can make or break cars sales. Here are some names that never quite made it out of the boardroom. 1. Kia Cheeseweed 2. Mercury Maggot 3. Ford Fluffy 4. Dodge Ball 5. Volkswagon Vole 6. Lincoln Constipator 6. Kia Kale 7. Hyundai Hushpuppy 8. Ford Fart 9. Volkswagon Aardvark 10. Saturn Sloth 11. Pontiac Perspire 12.

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Been Feeling So Depressed Lately

Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Been Feeling So Depressed Lately

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian has it all, fame, money, fancy cars, fancy friends, expensive fancy underwear, and a brand new fancy baby (North West). But lately the most popular member of the Kardashian clan has been very depressed. Tapioca S...

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Funny story: Iraq To Change Baghdad's Name

Iraq To Change Baghdad's Name

BAGHDAD, Iraq - A spokesperson for the Iraqi government has said that Iraq will be changing the name of the capital within the next two months. Jafsul Kiflar told the world news media assembled in Baghdad that Baghdad's new name will be Sand City.

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Funny story: Memory Test

Memory Test

Grandad, do you have problems remembering things? I do. Names in particular. I have to make lists of all the nieces, grand nieces, nephews and grand nephews and learn them by heart. You always get my name right. Well, it's the same as your mother's and her mothers. I get into trouble at school if I forget things. Such as? Oh those awful maths things and the names in science. Real...

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Funny story: More Pathetic Letters To The Problem Page

More Pathetic Letters To The Problem Page

Dear Sir, I write in the hope that you might sympathise with my plight. For none of mine aquaintance could be expected to proffer aught but brickbats, opprobrium or the cold shoulder. You see, I have somehow acquired the reputation for being a bringer of ill-fortune. "Get away!" they cry. "Why haunteth thou me thus?" If I was a young man, I would have run away to sea long ago. Your...

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Funny story: Macon, Georgia Could Become Mandela, Georgia

Macon, Georgia Could Become Mandela, Georgia

MACON, Georgia - Many residents of this central Georgia city located on the banks of the Ocmulgee River have expressed that they would favor the city's name being changed from Macon to Mandela. One lifelong resident Grover P. Dazzle, 68, stated th...

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Funny story: Ndamukong Suh of The Detroit Lions Announces He Is Changing His Name

Ndamukong Suh of The Detroit Lions Announces He Is Changing His Name

DETROIT - Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh, who is considered to be the dirtiest player in the NFL, has just made an astounding announcement. Suh, who wears jersey number 90, spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine at...

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Funny story: Wendy's Could Become Windy's

Wendy's Could Become Windy's

DUBLIN, Ohio - Wendy's is an international fast food chain that mainly sells hamburgers. It was founded in 1969, and currently has 6,650 restaurants world-wide. The executives of the hamburger giant have expressed a desire to rename the company. T...

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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa to sell wide packets of crisps

Sparks and Mensa to sell wide packets of crisps

Sparks and Mensa, the home and fashion store for those in the top bracket of intelligence, have launched their new crisp range. There has been a slight hiccup in the launch, when it was discovered that the standard width crisp packet isn't wide enoug...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz and The Tea Party People Are Very Unhappy

Ted Cruz and The Tea Party People Are Very Unhappy

WASHINGTON, D.C. - It appears that Senator Ted "Teddy Boy" Cruz and most members of the Tea Party are extremely upset. Cruz informed the news media that he and the Tea Party members want the media and people in general to stop referring to them as...

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Funny story: The Indianapolis Colts Are Considering A Name Change

The Indianapolis Colts Are Considering A Name Change

INDIANAPOLIS - The owner and CEO of the Indianapolis Colts, James Orsay, has informed the team coaches and players that he is considering changing the team name. Orsay stated that he really and truly feels that the time is ripe to inject a new tea...

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Funny story: Five Guys Burgers May Change Their Name To Five Guys & Their Wives Burgers

Five Guys Burgers May Change Their Name To Five Guys & Their Wives Burgers

ARLINGTON, Virginia - There are now over 1,000 Five Guys Burgers franchises in the United States with more opening monthly. A restaurant consultant, Ferguson B. Waxminnow, has suggested that in order to make the spouses feel like they are part of...

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Funny story: The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 1)

The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 1)

WATERLOO, Iowa - The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival is the oldest in the United States. It is even older that The Buffalo Jeffrey & Chief Crazy Cow Traveling Sideshow & Carnival. The carnival's owner and director of operations Phineas Fitch was recently interviewed by Redwood Fingerboo of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle. Mr. Fitch was asked how many...

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