Tether, Inc – a cryptocurrency stablecoin worth one dollar – will change their name to ‘Crypto Federal Reserve’ in a rebrand that comes as the company faces a series of accounting crises. Similar to how there is nothing federal about the ‘Federal…
BISMARCK, North Dakota - (Satire News) - The North Dakota state senate will be voting on a bill that will permanently change the name of the extremely barren, isolated, cold state. Sally Elvira Burghum, who is the wife of the governor of North Dak…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In keeping with what the organization really and truly stands for, the board of directors of the NRA has decided to change the name of their group. The group's treasurer, Kenzo "Moneybags" Wetwater, 32, said that th…
SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - (Satire News) - The state senate of Illinois has just voted by a vote of 53 to 47 to change the spelling of the state's name. Sen. Clydell M. Papsin, of Peoria first proposed the idea back in 2019. It sat on the senate back…
BOSTON, Massachusetts - (Satire News) - In a vote that is positively amazing and unbelievable the Massachusetts state senate has voted 53 to 45, with 2 abstentions, to change the spelling of the state name. The full 13-lettered name has been in af…
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Satire News) - In a landmark decision The Supreme Court has made their ruling in The Yellow Lives Matter vs. Yellowstone National Park lawsuit. The Supreme court in a 5 to 4 decision has decided that Yellowstone National Park…
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Word filtering out of Tinsel Town (aka L.A.) is that the owner of the Lakers, Jeanie Buss, 60¼, has hinted that she may be changing the team name. The purple, gold, and black clad Lakers moved from Minneapolis in Se…
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - In November of 1907, Alabama and Auburn played to a 53-53 tie. Reportedly both teams were horribly worn out, as they played the game during a category 1 hurricane ((Prudence). By the end of the game, both te…
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – A top secret North Korean investigating agency has just finished conducting an extensive investigation into the life of President Kim Jong-un. These secretive secret reports reveal that Kim’s birth name is…
MIAMI, Florida – (Satire News) – The US Hurricane Agency in charge of naming hurricanes has just made an announcement that really and truly did not surprise anyone. The agency, which has been naming hurricanes since World War II, decided to drop t…
SACRAMENTO, California – (Satire News) – The state of California has decided, after receiving tons and tons of requests, to finally change the name of Death Valley. The California State Department of Naming, has commented that the desert which is…
VIENNA, Austria – (World Satire) – After decades of contemplating a name change, the European country of Austria has decided to change its name. And the reason for the name change was to avoid any further confusion with the down under country know…
TOKYO, Japan – (Satire News) – The Saki News Agency has stated that the Japanese Congress has voted by a vote of 91 to 90 to go back to using the original spelling of the word Osaka. The name, which was first coined in 1707, was Osuka. The name me…
FARGO, North Dakota – (Satire News) – The North Dakota Senate voted 77 to 23 to change the name that has been in existence for 132 years. State historian Burgess Biscuit, 63, stated that the state was originally named Upper Dakota, but it was chan…
LIVERPOOL – (UK Satire) – Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, spoke candidly with Bee’s Knees reporter Birmingham Cribworthy, and told him to please write a column saying that she (Fergie) wants everyone to stop calling her “The Duchess of Pork.
Baseball Commissioner Rob – The Clown – Manfred has announced the results of a year long attempt to make baseball more inclusive (boring). To mimic other woke organizations and companies, baseball has decided to strip teams of their historic identiti…
I was appalled, yes appalled, to learn, from the prestigious Smithsonian Magazine, that Amerigo Vespucci, that man for whom America was named, was a pimp from Florence, Italy--a pimp, yes a pimp, who procured women for paying clients and got a cut of…
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