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Auburn Upsets #1 Ranked Alabama In The Iron Bowl

Funny story: Auburn Upsets #1 Ranked Alabama In The Iron Bowl

AUBURN, Alabama - The number 4 ranked Auburn Tigers were not the least bit intimadated by the likes of the top ranked Alabama Crimson Tide as they upset Bama 34-28. With the game tied and with just seconds to go the Tide tried a field goal. It was...

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Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

Funny story: Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

ANN ARBOR, Michigan - The undefeated #3 ranked Ohio State Buckeyes remained undefeated as they edged past the Michigan Wolverines 42-41 before 113,511 fans in The Big House. Early in the second quarter the football game turned into a free-for-all...

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The South Carolina Gamecocks Pound The #6 Ranked Clemson Tigers In The Palmetto Bowl

Funny story: The South Carolina Gamecocks Pound The #6 Ranked Clemson Tigers In The Palmetto Bowl

COLUMBIA, South Carolina - The Gamecocks of South Carolina soundly defeated the Clemson Tigers 31-17. The yearly meeting of the two teams is known as The Palmetto Bowl, so named after Guido Palmetto, who for 25 years was in charge of putting in th...

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Leader of the Free World busy watching 19-year-olds throw ball through hoop

Funny story: Leader of the Free World busy watching 19-year-olds throw ball through hoop

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Though he could have been focusing his energies on the Syrian crisis, the North Korean threat, or the sluggish economic recovery, Barack Obama, President of the United States and the most powerful man in the world, reportedly sp...

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Princeton Looks To Pull Off Upset By Persistently Asking Kentucky Players SAT Review Questions

PRINCETON, NJ: The Princeton University men's basketball team could not have been more thrilled upon receiving the 13th seed in the east bracket and matchup against the number 4 seeded Kentucky Wildcats in the NCAA Tournament. Despite being heavy und...

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Visigoths, Atilla the Hun, and now the NCAA

Yes, the Barbarians are at the gates. We speak of the Gates of the Boston TD Garden. With the arrival of the biggest snooze in sports, the manufactured NCAA basketball tournament, the corporations have usurped the fans and taken the home base.

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Ex-OSU Head Coach Tressel Now At Walmart

Jim Tressel, the maligned ex head coach at Da Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio was recently spotted working as a greeter in a Walmart in Ann Arbor, Michigan. A clause in his contract stipulated that each person entering the store be greeted...

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Jim Tressel Opens Ohio State University Sportswear and Memorabilia Store

Funny story: Jim Tressel Opens Ohio State University Sportswear and Memorabilia Store

Following Tressel's resignation as head coach of The Ohio State University football program, he has announced the grand opening of a sportswear and OSU memorabilia store in Columbus. Selling everything from replica Ohio State jerseys and college l...

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Grizzlies Win Summit Final for Chance to Get SPanked at the Big Dance

Funny story: Grizzlies Win Summit Final for Chance to Get SPanked at the Big Dance

The Oakland University men's basketball team crushed Oral Roberts (the university, not the man) in the Summit League Championship last night, earning their second straight invitation to the NCAA tournament. Finishing 90-76 at the final buzzer, the...

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Inflammatory Ohio State President: "Watching Nevada vs. Boise State like watching two Ohio high school football teams play the game"

Funny story: Inflammatory Ohio State President: "Watching Nevada vs. Boise State like watching two Ohio high school football teams play the game"

(Columbus, Ohio) - From the safety of a portable toilet in the recently renovated E. Gordon Gee Lavatory Complex, the President of The Ohio State University called the game between Boise State and Nevada "basically like watching two really good Ohio...

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NCAA Admits 2010 Bowl Field Contains Worst Names Ever

Funny story: NCAA Admits 2010 Bowl Field Contains Worst Names Ever

(Indianapolis, Indiana) - The National Collegiate Athletic Association has publicly acknowledged that this year's field of men's college football post-season bowls contain the worst names ever in its 100-year history. "We believe we have hit rock...

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Bronko Nagurski's Family calls NCAA "a bunch of hypocrite Nancy-Boys" for playing away from Wrigley Field Brick Wall

Funny story: Bronko Nagurski's Family calls NCAA "a bunch of hypocrite Nancy-Boys" for playing away from Wrigley Field Brick Wall

(Chicago, Illinois) - On the eve of a Big Ten novelty game between Northwestern and Illinois, the family of Bronko Nagurski is criticizing the decision to point the playing field away from the right-field wall. "A bunch of hypocrite Nancy-Boys is...

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Heisman Trophy Re-Cast to Reflect Athletes Demand for Bling

Funny story: Heisman Trophy Re-Cast to Reflect Athletes Demand for Bling

Following three consecutive years of pressure from its most recent winners, the long standing and original design of the Heisman Trophy will be recast for 2011, showing a fistful of dollars in the player's extended arm, and some gold bling around his...

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Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing National Anthem at NCAA Basketball Championship Game

Funny story: Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing National Anthem at NCAA Basketball Championship Game

The Ninja Stripper Vampires, a new singing group not to be confused with the Naked Samurai Zombies, will perform the National Anthem at the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament Championship Game. The group, which has rocketed to the top of the charts an...

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The Punk Band 'March Madness' Sues The NCAA Over Use Of Their Name "March Madness"

Funny story: The Punk Band 'March Madness' Sues The NCAA Over Use Of Their Name "March Madness"

SEATTLE - The Seattle punk band March Madness has filed a $9.3 million name infringement lawsuit against the NCAA March Madness Basketball Tournament. Attorney Alice Swankston-McMule for the Seattle band said that her clients have been using the n...

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NCAA Tournament Brackets Revealed With No Surprises

Funny story: NCAA Tournament Brackets Revealed With No Surprises

The NCAA revealed the brackets for the 2010 Basketball Tournament with no surprises. As usual, teams with 20 plus wins from the smaller conferences are seeded 40 to 65. This was done to allow teams from the power conferences (with fewer than 18 w...

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Florida Recruits Say They Were Told Coach Urban Meyer Leaving For Dallas Cowboys

Funny story: Florida Recruits Say They Were Told Coach Urban Meyer Leaving For Dallas Cowboys

Recruits who were being sought by multiple universities have stated that other schools told them that Florida's Head Football Coach Urban Meyer was leaving the program to coach the Dallas Cowboys. While this did not affect the decision of three know...

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Tennessee Volunteers Search For New Head Football Coach, Boise State's Peterson First on List

Funny story: Tennessee Volunteers Search For New Head Football Coach, Boise State's Peterson First on List

The abrupt departure of head football coach Lane Kiffin to USC has prompted the search for a replacement at the University of Tennessee. The Volunteers are scrambling to find someone else just one year after hiring Kiffin to replace Phil Fulmer.

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Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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