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Conor McGregor And Khabib Nurmagomedov To Join Search For Jamal Khashoggi

Funny story: Conor McGregor And Khabib Nurmagomedov To Join Search For Jamal Khashoggi

After the disgraceful scenes in the US earlier this month, many people would probably find it difficult to believe that Conor McGregor and Khabib Nurmagomedov could spend more than 10 seconds in each other's company without fisticuffs, so the idea th...

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Jamal Khashoggi - Glasses Found

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi - Glasses Found

After a chance discovery, earlier in the day, of what might turn out to be the nose of murdered dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, another breakthrough has just been made in the same area of Istanbul - a pair of spectacles that, on the face of it...

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Jamal Khashoggi - Nose Found

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi - Nose Found

Police in Istanbul have announced that a member of the public walked into a police station in the city yesterday, and handed in a nose which, it was claimed, looks like that of the murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi. The...

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Saudi Arabia Off Sick Today

Funny story: Saudi Arabia Off Sick Today

As international pressure and questions increasingly mount on Saudi Arabia regarding the murder of critic Jamal Khashoggi, they have announced, through a third party, that everyone is sick today. Clown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is said to have "...

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Turkey Agrees Terms With Saudi Arabia Over Khashoggi Murder

Funny story: Turkey Agrees Terms With Saudi Arabia Over Khashoggi Murder

Turkey and Saudi Arabia have reached an 'amicable agreement' over the way forward in the Jamal Khashoggi case, and normal service is to be resumed immediately. Except for Jamal Khashoggi, that is. A high-level meeting between politicians intere...

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Who Do The Saudis Think They Are?

Funny story: Who Do The Saudis Think They Are?

Three weeks is a long time in the news, and things happen, things change. Saudi Arabia has changed its mind several times during the last three weeks about the last moments of the life of Mr Jamal Khashoggi, the writer and critic of the Saudi regime who entered the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on 2 October, never to emerge again. Not alive, anyway. The first outrageous claim the Saudi authoritie...

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Jamal Khashoggi Fable To Be Included In New Version Of 'The 1001 Arabian Nights'

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi Fable To Be Included In New Version Of 'The 1001 Arabian Nights'

'The 1001 Nights' or, as it is often known, 'The Arabian Nights', have been revised, and a new version will be released on Tuesday which will include a new tale, Accidental Death of a Writer, which is an adaptation of the Jamal Khashoggi case. The...

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Saudi Arabia Promises To Retrieve Body For Funeral Of Jamal Khashoggi

Funny story: Saudi Arabia Promises To Retrieve Body For Funeral Of Jamal Khashoggi

There was more controversy in the Jamal Khashoggi situation today, when the Washington Post contributor's fiancée asked for her betrothed's body to be returned for burial. Mr Khashoggi entered the Saudi Arabian consulate on 2 October, and died, in...

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Washington Post Publishes Jamal Khashoggi Acronym Game

Funny story: Washington Post Publishes Jamal Khashoggi Acronym Game

Yesterday the Washington Post newspaper published what it believed was the last article to have been written by its Saudi Arabian contributor, Jamal Khashoggi, who hasn't been seen since 2 October. It also honored him with the introduction, on its Pu...

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Saudi Crown Prince "Is A Naughty Boy" King Salman Announces

Funny story: Saudi Crown Prince "Is A Naughty Boy" King Salman Announces

A spokesman for King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud of Saudi Arabia revealed today that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is currently confined to his bedroom and has had his pocket money stopped while the disappearance of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashog...

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Trump On Jamal Khashoggi: "No Body, No Murder"

Funny story: Trump On Jamal Khashoggi: "No Body, No Murder"

US President, Donald Trump, has spoken to reporters at the White House about the strange and mysterious disappearance of Jamal Khashoggi, who has not been seen since he entered the Saudi Arabian consulate in Istanbul on 2 October. Trump said: "I'm...

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Jamal Khashoggi Turns Up Safe And Well

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi Turns Up Safe And Well

The threat of a diplomatic showdown over the 'murder' of Saudi Arabian journalist, Jamal Khashoggi disappeared this morning, when the Washington Post contributor turned up safe and well. Mr Khashoggi had not been seen since he entered the Saudi Ar...

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Gruesome Murder Reconstruction Ends In Gruesome Murder

Funny story: Gruesome Murder Reconstruction Ends In Gruesome Murder

Police supervising a TV documentary murder reconstruction of an unsolved slaying that happened 20 years ago, have egg on their faces this evening, after a second murder took place in exactly the same manner as the first one. In Epsom, back in 199...

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Russian Perfume House Releases New Scent

Funny story: Russian Perfume House Releases New Scent

After the recent accidental murder of Englishwoman Dawn Sturgess, a victim in the Sergei Skripal poisoning aftermath, a Russian perfume house has revealed that it is to start mass production of its brand new 'killer' fragrance, Novichok no.5! Miss...

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Uncle insists he was in Texas during events of chainsaw massacre

At a family event last month an Uncle kept insisting he was in Texas during the grisly murders of the fictional film “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” “We tried explaining to him that it was a movie based around the killings by Ed Gein in Wisconsin bu...

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Brian - Was He Murdered?

Funny story: Brian - Was He Murdered?

A man living in the Cambodian city of Battambang believes that his friend - then living in the Thai capital city of Bangkok - was murdered and his death then made to look like a suicide. Nuneaton-born Brian Waine, 57, was the long-time friend of fellow Englishman Moys Kenwood, the two having first met when the latter applied for work as a teacher at Siam Computer & Language in Bangkok in 19...

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Pensioner surfaces ‘alive and well’ after being brutally murdered

Residents of a sleepy Bognor street began last week mourning the violent death of a popular retired teacher. Bernard Stoat, 92, was discovered by his wife battered to death on their doorstep at 10.30 on Tuesday morning. The bloodstained weapon – a ha...

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Dennis Nilson Snuffs It

Funny story: Dennis Nilson Snuffs It

Dennis Nilson, the man who murdered and killed at least 15 men in the 1970s and 1980s, is dead after dying in prison at HMP Full Sutton. Nilson, 72, was jailed for life in 1983, and must be one of the few people ever to complete a sentence to its...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

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