When Manny Ramirez went from Boston to LA last season it was as if he died in a Puritan village and woke up in Sodom and Gommorah. All of the outrageous Manny being Manny stuff that pissed off the Bostonian bluenoses just tickled the LALAlanders pin...
London - (Told You So! Prescient Ass Mess): Early Sunday morning, 22nd March, a horrified flunkey fainted in Windsor Castle's Herman Goering Memorial Wing after finding a hideous rigid corpse in tragic reality queen Elizabeth Windsor's bed. "At fi...
Prince Charles today spoke movingly of his pain every Mother's Day. As a packed audience listened in hushed silence Charles told them of his "vast and overpowering despair" at this time of year. "Every year I keep hoping that it will be the last,...
In less than a week it's that time of year again, the time of year mothers love, and children hate!...
London - (Diabolical Mess): The UK's satanic Hellfire Club has been warned that next Sunday's Mother's Day falls on the soixante-neuf anniversary of the accession into papal orifice of Eugenio Pacelli, nee Geli, univers...
London - (Ass Mess): This year's Mother's Day will see the publication of the long awaited first official interview with royal ex-girlfriend Kate Middleton in Ok, Ok, Ok! magazine's US edition where the spurned brunette talks frankly at l...
Mothers all over the country will go on strike from midnight tonight, in a bid for more recognition.
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