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Funny story: Ex Pirate Captain In Caribbean Market Confusion

Ex Pirate Captain In Caribbean Market Confusion

Ex pirate and globally renowned author, Captain Morse sparked all manner of confusion Thursday when he visited an island market in the Caribbean, as part of a scheduled cruise on which he was a passenger. Initially, all went well as the scurvy sea...

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Funny story: Former Pirate Captain Continues Lucky Streak

Former Pirate Captain Continues Lucky Streak

Esteemed writer and former pirate captain, Morse Morse, formerly of Moosejaw, Maine, winner of an internet writer's competition in the January edition of popular satirical website TheSpoof.com with his hilarious tale of conjoined tennis playing twins...

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Funny story: Illustrious Writer Clapped In Irons On Pleasure Cruise

Illustrious Writer Clapped In Irons On Pleasure Cruise

Illustrious Tuliptzer prize winning author Morse was this morning sensationally clapped in irons and locked in the brig aboard the cruise ship he was supposedly spending a well earned break on. Amid widespread confusion at the Captain's breakfast...

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Funny story: American Removed From Cruise Ship

American Removed From Cruise Ship

An American man was removed from an international cruise ship in handcuffs and leg irons after spending the previous three days under house arrest. The man, identified only as "Cap Morse," is accused of causing mayhem and several disturbances onboar...

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Funny story: TheSpoof Writer Morse Feared Lost At Sea

TheSpoof Writer Morse Feared Lost At Sea

Those aboard the Cruise Ship, The Ancient Mariner, say that one of their passengers apparently fell overboard after a late party last night. The man who went by the pen name "Morse" (Apparently he had spent some time in the pen) and whom the cre...

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Funny story: Morse: Can You Crack It...

Morse: Can You Crack It...

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Funny story: Pompey Lil Makes 1,000th Court Appearance

Pompey Lil Makes 1,000th Court Appearance

Renowned Portsmouth prostitute Pompey Lil made her 1000th court appearance in the city today, accused of soliciting an American tourist. It was alleged that Pompey Lil offered the tourist a spot of 'How's your father' up a back alley for a 'score.

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol - Agent 004 - Chapter 12 - Bargis goes down, but isn't out!

Bargis Tryhol - Agent 004 - Chapter 12 - Bargis goes down, but isn't out!

After fully servicing the skanky serving wench who ran the Bed & Breakfast where Bargis and the Beatles stayed the previous evening, Bargis was contacted by satellite phone by his boss, QM. She told him to head back to Heathrow Airport, meet up with QT, and take the 5:27 p.m. flight directly to the Sanford International Airport in Sanford, Florida. Blowme had been spotted fishing for alligat...

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Funny story: Pirate Captain's Portsmouth Ordeal

Pirate Captain's Portsmouth Ordeal

The notorious pirate ship Captain, Morse, got more than he bargained for today when he stopped off for a goodwill visit to the Royal Navy Dockyards in Portsmouth, UK. Captain Morse and his good lady wife were pounced upon by the local wildlife, in...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers Meet - Break Space/Time Continuum

Spoof Writers Meet - Break Space/Time Continuum

Portsmouth, UK: Concern is growing after two writers at theSpoof.com from completely different time zones met up in Portsmouth today. Skoob and Morse appear to have unwittingly broken the laws of Physics by appearing together in the same point in s...

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Funny story: Deranged Redneck Spoof Writer Blows Up San Francisco Onion Headquarters

Deranged Redneck Spoof Writer Blows Up San Francisco Onion Headquarters

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A less than regular contributor to The Spoof known as Morse drove a Yellow Rider truck full of explosives to California late last night and blew up the San Francisco Onion's home office. Security cameras caught site of the vitr...

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Funny story: Monster Hurricane Devastates South Carolina Town

Monster Hurricane Devastates South Carolina Town

MORSE, SC - The town of Morse, South Carolina, population 1, will not appear in any atlas you ever open, because it was blown completely off the face of the map today by a devastating 600-mile wide category five hurricane, said sources. The town's...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Accepts Gitmo Detainee Into SC Retirement Home!

Spoof Writer Accepts Gitmo Detainee Into SC Retirement Home!

Pawleys Island, SC/ Waccamaw Times - As a sign of tough economic times, a Struggling, Retired Spoof Writer, has agreed to accept a high profile Muslim Terrorist into his home in exchange for the standard $10m Tarp Terrorist Housing Fee offered by the...

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Funny story: Rear Vice Admiral Morse Calls Off QM2 Transatlantic Trip

Rear Vice Admiral Morse Calls Off QM2 Transatlantic Trip

South Carolina based nautical hero, Rear Vice Admiral Morse, one time captain of HMS Buggerall out of the port of Bristol today called off a planned trip to Europe on the QM2, where he would have tracked down some Norwegian and German ancestors. R...

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Funny story: Morse Breaks Top Twenty Again With Cheap Sex Stories

Morse Breaks Top Twenty Again With Cheap Sex Stories

Star US spoof writer Morse, Captain of the ill fated HMS Buggerall in TheSpoof.com pirate collaboration saga, and avid backer of the recently outed Star Trek (with sordid sexual imagery and perverted meanderings of overblown soon to be senile minds)...

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Funny story: Reclusive Pirate, Captain Morse, Spotted Skulking Around

Reclusive Pirate, Captain Morse, Spotted Skulking Around

The New World, brunchtime. - Reclusive American pirate, and erstwhile Captain of HMS Buggerall, Morse has been spotted by SI6 (Spoof Intelligence 6) agents skulking around the fringes of satirical website theSpoof.com. Since the rip roaring succes...

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Funny story: Pirate Ship Runs Aground - Spielberg In A Blue Funk

Pirate Ship Runs Aground - Spielberg In A Blue Funk

Panic ensued today in Hollywoodland as rumours that the much vaunted TheSpoof.com magazine section story, 'Below Decks' was reputed to have run aground. Executive Producer/Director Matt Spielberg was reportedly in 'a blue funk', according to the w...

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