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Funny story: Pet Store Owner Claims Osama Bin Laden Isn't Dead

Pet Store Owner Claims Osama Bin Laden Isn't Dead

An English pet store owner claims that Osama Bin Laden isn't really dead. Bin Laden, who was supposedly killed by American Special Forces and ground forces on a compound raid in Pakistan, was the leader of the terrorist group Al-Queda and the master...

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Funny story: Python Michael Palin changes his name to distance himself from Sarah Palin

Python Michael Palin changes his name to distance himself from Sarah Palin

The attempt on Democratic Congresswoman Gabby Giffords life has been the final straw for Python Michael Palin who told reporters that he is changing his name to distance himself from Sarah Palin. "I'm changing me name to Gary", he said. "I've...

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Funny story: Taliban to Burn Copies of Life of Brian in Response to Terry Jones "Burn a Koran Day" Threat

Taliban to Burn Copies of Life of Brian in Response to Terry Jones "Burn a Koran Day" Threat

And now for something completely different... Terry Jones - former member of the Monty Python comedy team who has since swapped the Ministry of Silly Walks and the Ministry of Arguments for the Ministry of God - is now facing retaliatory action fr...

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Funny story: BP's Lavish Celebration over Capping of Oil Well Marred by Angry Protests

BP's Lavish Celebration over Capping of Oil Well Marred by Angry Protests

What should have been one of the happiest celebrations in a long time for BP today when it announced that the oil spill in the Gulf has been temporarily capped, leaving no oil spilling from beneath it, turned instead to another day of blame and force...

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Funny story: Nobody Expects the Spanish Preposition!

Nobody Expects the Spanish Preposition!

The decade of the "Con" is upon us. Ignore the Spanish translation meaning "with". We're not talking about Chili Con Carne' here, but rather something infinitely more evil and just as caustic to the bowels. The simple art of the financial Con. Nobo...

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Funny story: Spam Filters Fail; In-Boxes Filled with Pork By-Product

Spam Filters Fail; In-Boxes Filled with Pork By-Product

A recently released and popular Internet security product was found ineffective for blocking erectile dysfunction and Russian dating service E-mails, while further program bugs forced a simultaneous purchase of a widely known pork-based product.

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Funny story: Actor John Cleese Wakes Up Walking Funny

Actor John Cleese Wakes Up Walking Funny

A spokesman for actor John Cleese says that his client and friend, John Cleese woke up this morning walking funny. "He was going into the kitchen, stretching one leg straight out in front of him when he woke up. It's a miracle that he had dressed...

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Funny story: Monty Gordon's Flying Circus

Monty Gordon's Flying Circus

[cue American marching band music and surreal cartoons, then ...] Alastair: I wish to make a complaint about this here labour party that I bought here, to wit, thirteen years ago Gordon: What's wrong wiv it? Alastair: Since I took it home, it hasn't moved Gordon: Maybe it's thinking hard about defrauding its owners. Look, it moved then! Alastair: You pushed it! Gordon: No I didn'...

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Funny story: Pythoners Declare: My Hovercraft is No Longer Full of Eels

Pythoners Declare: My Hovercraft is No Longer Full of Eels

The once plentiful supply of British eels and their penchant for taking refuge in hovercraft seems to be tragically coming to an unexpected end. England's rivers once ran so heavy with fresh water eel that even a non Christian could walk on water...

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Funny story: Spam makes a comeback in parrot and cheese emporium

Spam makes a comeback in parrot and cheese emporium

Spam, a strange mixture of pork and ham and chemicals, was today back on sale in Montgomery and Python's, London's famous parrot and cheese shop in Shaftesbury Avenue. 'This spam was thought to be deceased, to be pushing up daisies, and to be ex-s...

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Funny story: Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch spoofs London bomb disposal cops

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch spoofs London bomb disposal cops

London - (Holy Ass Mess): A Monty Python & the Holy Grail film prop, left over 30 years ago under a fire hydrant cover in Shoreditch, East London, spoofed London's bomb disposal cops and caused thousands of office workers to be evacuated today.

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Funny story: Ministry of Silly Walks to be reopened

Ministry of Silly Walks to be reopened

The Labour government today announced it was reopening the Ministry of Silly Walks. Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said: 'As the Home Office does absolutely nothing about crime and law and order, and the Foreign Office just does what Washington tells it...

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Funny story: Cleese Names Palin to Star in the Python Parrot Skit

Cleese Names Palin to Star in the Python Parrot Skit

Pythoner John Cleese has apologetically informed Michael Palin that he is no longer the funniest Palin. The rise of Sarah Palin has prompted comedy producers and directors to compete for the comic prowess of the Alaskan Ice Princess. Cleese...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin To Change Surname To Avoid Ridiculous Confusion With Ex-Monty Python Star

Sarah Palin To Change Surname To Avoid Ridiculous Confusion With Ex-Monty Python Star

Sarah Palin, the running mate of Republican White House hopeful John McCain, is to change her surname to avoid any further confusion with the ex-Monty Python comedian, Michael Palin. Hundreds of writers all over the world have drawn the logical, i...

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Funny story: Pythoner Michael "Sarah" Palin Lands Republican VP Slot!

Pythoner Michael "Sarah" Palin Lands Republican VP Slot!

Every Monty Python lover across the globe got a kick out of the cross dressing and falsettoed comic antics of the all male troop of British absurdists.No one including fellow Pyton vets like John Cleese and Terry Gilliam knew that Michael Palin had m...

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Funny story: Dead parrot in dead parrot sketch wasn't actually, er, dead

Dead parrot in dead parrot sketch wasn't actually, er, dead

As the 40th Anniversary of Monty Python's "Dead Parrot Sketch" approaches, it has been exclusively revealed to 'The Spoof' that the dead parrot in said sketch wasn't actually dead.

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Funny story: Challenged Comics get Corpsing Clinic

Challenged Comics get Corpsing Clinic

Formerly funny Monty Python star Eric Idle is to open a rehab clinic for ex-comedy stars who have lost the gift of the giggle.

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