In a press release held Thursday morning, FBI investigator Tracey McCall expressed her frustration at Apple's refusal to cooperate with the San Bernardino shooting investigation: "We know that they install mind-reading software in all of their iPh...
The Sound of Smart Phones After Simon and Garfunkel Hello Smart Phone, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again. Because I'm sitting here almost sleeeeeeeeeping Until I hear my Smart Phone loudly beeeeeeeeeping And the train of thoug…
New York, NY- Today, the new "CrackIt" app was officially launched to much fanfare, it's an app that provides users a "socially legitimate phone screen crack" on-demand. The app was bolstered by an impressive $2 million dollar seed funding round, led...
Mobile Devices- Having exhausted their capacity to think up any ideas for new products due to acute brain atrophy, manufacturers resorted to tinkering with the same old electronic components to make new gizmos - in a technological inbreeding kind of way. The new products were cobbled together from spare parts scavenged from the sprawling industrial dump just outside Hong Kong. For pennies...
New Orleans, L.A. - Proving you can do just about anything on your cellphone these days, Big Mama Juju, as she is known in her native New Orleans, is the very first person to get arrested in the U.S. for HEXTING. You see, Big Mama Juju has enjoyed a...
As predicted, the release of Apple's new iBitch robot has prompted arch-rival Quackberry to respond with a competing product. However, Quackberry has chosen to tap the same market niche via a completely different approach. At a press conference y...
Cellphones are disgusted with the amount (too many!) and general quality (awful!) of selfies, and they want everyone to know about it. So yesterday in NYC's Times Square they held a press conference to tell the world that they had come to an impor...
In the latest cool trend to hit the streets masses of young people are getting their I-phones installed in their heads where their brains used to be. The popularity and 24 hour a day usage of Apples extremely popular gadget has brought about this new...
The cellphones made their feelings known yesterday at a noon demonstration in NYC's Times Square. A mix of tourists and native New Yorkers observed the proceedings. The former were startled, but the latter merely looked resigned. The natives have s...
The state of Nebraska has passed strict regulations prohibiting texting while in a car accident. They have added the clause describing any such accident as "fatal or not," adding what they consider to be "real strength" to the law. A spokespers...
Life begins when the alarm of my fully charged cell phone shouts, "Hit snooze, hit snooze! Just five more minutes. Sleeping five more minutes won't hurt anyone. Trust me, I'll wake you up again." Five minutes later, my cell phone, Ringo, screams, "It's time, time to open your eyes and do something productive. Get up, get dressed, get ready now!" Ringo is my best friend. He reminds me to do t...
London (Game Nerd's Quarterly) - Anyone who is knowledgeable about the world of mobile applications knows that 'Candy Crush Saga' (developed by King Entertainment plc.) is a phenomenon. The game has nearly 750,000,000 downloads. However, the apparent...
CUCAMONGA, California - A spokesperson for US Spirit Wireless has just announced an amazing promotion aimed at the nation's millions of teenage cell phone users. US Spirit Wireless, which is based in Cucamonga, California, will be implementing wha...
Using cute animals in advertising is nothing new and is something that phone companies have been exploiting for a long time. The little known Russian telephone manufacturer "Khorosho" has taken it one step further. "We have released phone tha...
Meercats, baby lions, baby tigers, kittens and puppies. That is the top five list of animals that telecommunications companies are shoving down consumers' throats in order to move more of their product. "What do they animals have in common wit...
Basking Ridge, NJ - Horizon Wireless announced today new pricing plans based on how interesting your conversations are rather than on traditional pricing drivers such as minutes used, number of texts, or data usage. The new pricing is being introd...
MOSCOW - NSA whistleblower and Russia's Director of Computers Edward Snowden has just made an interesting statement to Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich. Snowden revealed that he has the personal cell and home phone numbers plus social secu...
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