ST PAUL, MN (TS.com) - Gee whiz, gay guys can't catch a break in St. Paul, Minnesota! First, a well known, and nominally well respected, politician gets his ass busted for "taking a wide stance," and propositioning an undercover cop for homosexua...
Brett Favre, who just three weeks ago said that a deal could not be reached and that he was going to stay retired, just signed a contract to play for the Minnesota Vikings. The quarterback, who holds several career records, will now play against his...
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Former "Saturday Night Live" writer and performer Al Franken resigned from his post as Minnesota Senator today, citing mental exhaustion from an unbelievably tight election, an arduous recount, and a subsequent 7-week court battle o...
The two mainstream candidates for U.S. Senator from Minnesota started their re-election campaigns today. Norm Coleman, who was senator until January 3, and Al Franken are in a court battle royale to determine who will represent Minnesota in the Sena...
ST. PAUL - In a repeat of the contentious battle for ballots between Norm Coleman and Al Franken for a Senate seat, Minnesotans have split once more. The initial tally of votes was so close that it triggered an automatic recount. Out of some 3 mi...
The unending Minnesotan Senate race between Al Franken and Norm Coleman has become a permanent tourist attraction. Saturday Night Live fans, Republican staunchists, scoffers of politics in general and just plain people looking for an excuse to get dr...
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - For nearly two months now, Al Franken and Norm Coleman have been locked in a virtual dead heat for a Minnesota Senate position. A long, drawn out recount has failed to settle the political stalemate in favor of either candidate, th...
Everyone had a big laugh in Minnesota, USA this week as it turned out that their month-long Senate standoff vote between famed comedian Al Franken and Senator Norm Coleman is actually a big Saturday Night Live television skit. SNL chief Lorne Mic...
Minneapolis- Ron Paul was making a routine campaign stop in rural Minnesota when screams came from the crowd of 30 or so on-lookers as they scurried out of the way of what appeared to be a rolling tire. Paul saw it at the last minute and turned to ru...
Minneapolis, Minnesota (IP) - The tragic and needless collapse of the Minneapolis bridge has brought with it the usual barrage of idiotic and inane questions by major television and local reporters as well. Disaster scene observer Ebenezer Finootch...
Minneapolis, MN (IP) - The federal government began its hunt for scapegoats at the local and state level today so as to divert attention from the impending threat to America's entire highway infrastructure. Our on-the-scene investigative reporte...
Minneapolis, MN - After years of ridicule, the Golden Gophers will be no more. The University of Minnesota at Minneapolis has decided that, after decades of support and school spirit, the time has come for a change in mascots.
In a recent move to dispel rumors that the state of Minnesota actually counted mud puddles in their original slogan "Land of 10,000 Lakes" they have hired a group of scientist who had just finished a tour in the Antarctic. Melvin Swensen an...
St. Paul, Minnesota (July 7) --- Yesterday I talked to native Minnesotian Ross Walters. He told me all about his interesting life journey. Including his interesting Life, the game, journey. "Well," he started with a smile, "when I was twelve I played the game Life. It was my first time playing. By the end I had gone through college, become a doctor, married and had three ki...
St. Cloud, Minnesota -- A Minnesota man has filed a lawsuit against God Almighty, the Lord of the Universe. Clyde Tollerud, 44, of St. Cloud, has filed a lawsuit for breach-of-contract against the Creator, citing numerous prayers that were never ans...
Stillwater, Minnesota...
Duluth, Minnesota-A suburban neighborhood is shocked to learn that one of their own families came a hair's wisp away from becoming another grim statistic. The Jergensens had no idea that they had become the target of the enemy within.
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