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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says Ashton Kutcher Asked Her To Write A Song About Demi Moore

Taylor Swift Says Ashton Kutcher Asked Her To Write A Song About Demi Moore

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift is known as the girl singer who writes songs about all of her failed relationships. The 23-year-old has written songs about ex-boyfriends Harry Styles, Conor Kennedy, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, and...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Explains Why She Is Leaving Hollywood For Good

Demi Moore Explains Why She Is Leaving Hollywood For Good

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore says that she is throwing in the white towel. The G.I. Jane star revealed to a close friend that she is tired of everyone laughing behind her back due to the fact that she practically begged ex-husband-to-be Ashton Kutcher to t...

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Funny story: Bruce Willis Says That 50-Year-Old Demi Moore Needs To Stop Dating Boy Toys

Bruce Willis Says That 50-Year-Old Demi Moore Needs To Stop Dating Boy Toys

BEVERLY HILLS - Bruce Willis said that the best thing he ever did was to divorce Demi Moore. The 58-year-old Die Hard star talked with Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle Tonight at The Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant on Beverly Hills' Rodeo D...

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Funny story: Mila Kunis Desperately Wants To Have A Little Ashton Kutcher

Mila Kunis Desperately Wants To Have A Little Ashton Kutcher

BEVERLY HILLS - Mila Kunis has said that she can hardly wait for her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher's divorce from his cougar wife Demi Moore to be finalized. Kunis has stated that she is so fed up with "Crybaby" Moore's game of stretching out the divor...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Has Not Quite Learned Her Lesson

Demi Moore Has Not Quite Learned Her Lesson

BEVERLY HILLS - Family members and close friends of Demi "The Cougar" Moore fear that the elderly actress is once again setting herself up for disappointment and eventual failure in the romance department. Moore who is in the process of divorcing...

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Funny story: Mila Kunis Says She Is Starting To Have Scary Nightmares About Demi Moore

Mila Kunis Says She Is Starting To Have Scary Nightmares About Demi Moore

BEVERLY HILLS - Mila Kunis confided to her hair stylist, FuFi Fondue of The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive, that all of the recent spitefully sinister antics of Demi Moore, 50, are starting to scare her. The girlfriend of Ashton Kutcher, 35, s...

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Funny story: The Demi Moore - Ashton Kutcher Divorce: Moore Says It's Not About Money, It's About Revenge

The Demi Moore - Ashton Kutcher Divorce: Moore Says It's Not About Money, It's About Revenge

LOS ANGELES - Demi Moore is 50 years old and she like thousands of women, openly married a much younger man in hopes that he would make her feel years and years younger. But as studies have shown, May-December marriages very rarely work out becaus...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Are Shopping For Wedding Cakes

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Are Shopping For Wedding Cakes

NEW ORLEANS - After waiting one full year for his wife (Demi Moore) to file for divorce, Ashton Kutcher has finally taken it upon himself to hit his soon-to-be-ex-wife with divorce papers. Kutcher who is 34, had said that he was in hopes that Moor...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Finally Files For Divorce From Demi "The Cougar" Moore

Ashton Kutcher Finally Files For Divorce From Demi "The Cougar" Moore

MARINA DEL REY - After waiting and hoping that his wife would make the first move and file for divorce, Ashton Kutcher, 34, has gone ahead and filed for divorce from Demi Moore, 50, after waiting patiently for one whole year. The star of Two and A...

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Funny story: Celebrity Kidnap Plot Foiled

Celebrity Kidnap Plot Foiled

A gang in America has been arrested after plotting to kidnap Justin Bieber and castrate him, thus saving the future world from thousands of "Bieber Baby's" polluting TV with endless reality shows about living in their dad's shadow. Unfortunately the gang involved in the ambitious plot had the combined brain capacity of a bottle of mulled wine and were caught before they could even get in the s...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Finally Finds Another "Boy-Toy"

Demi Moore Finally Finds Another "Boy-Toy"

CHICAGO - Demi Moore was in the Windy City shopping for a certain pair of imported Swiss winter boots and trying to take her mind off of her husband Ashton Kutcher, 34, and his baby girlfriend Mila Kunis, 29. As she was strolling along downtown si...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Despises Ashton Kutcher's Girlfriend Mila Kunis

Demi Moore Despises Ashton Kutcher's Girlfriend Mila Kunis

VENICE BEACH - Demi Moore had gone down to Venice Beach on a shopping spree. As she was trying on a pair of sandals at a local shoe store she was approached by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors. Moore was asked how she was feeling in regards to hitti...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher's Girlfriend Mila Kunis Says There Is No Baby Bump

Ashton Kutcher's Girlfriend Mila Kunis Says There Is No Baby Bump

BEVERLY HILLS - Mila Kunis and her boyfriend Two and A Half Men star Ashton Kutcher were spotted walking hand-in-hand on Rodeo Drive while singing the hit song "Call Me Maybe." The happy couple engaged in some PDA (public display of affection) jus...

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Funny story: Mila Kunis Ready To Marry Ashton Kutcher

Mila Kunis Ready To Marry Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis, 29, The star of Black Swan, Krippendorf's Tribe, and The True Story of Sasquatch has stated that she is ready to marry her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher, 34. But there is one slight, little holdup - Demi Moore. Ashton is still m...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Wants A Divorce From Demi Moore So He Can Marry Mila Kunis

Ashton Kutcher Wants A Divorce From Demi Moore So He Can Marry Mila Kunis

WILLIAMSPORT, Pennsylvania - Ashton Kutcher and his girlfriend Mila Kunis were in Williamsport watching the Little League World Series Championship Game between Tennessee and Japan. The team from Japan won the game 12-2. After the game Ashton and...

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Funny story: Demi Moore And Her Voodoo Dolls

Demi Moore And Her Voodoo Dolls

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that Demi Moore still has feelings for her ex-husband/boy toy Ashton Kutcher. Moore has made it a point to tell the entertainment media that she has moved on from her May-December marriage and has accepted the fact that...

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Funny story: Macaulay Culkin To Star In "Home Alone Toot"

Macaulay Culkin To Star In "Home Alone Toot"

HOLLYWOOD - Cloud 13 Films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that Macaulay Culkin will be starring in Bandini Borrapelli's Home Alone Toot. Culkin gained nationwide fame and notoriety when he starred in the Home Alone movie...

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