INDIANAPOLIS - The word on the streets of Indianapolis is that the annual Indianapolis 500 Race could be moving out of Indiana. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that an inside unnamed source who did not want her name revealed stated tha...
Michigan has now joined almost half of the country which has introduced legislation that will make it easier for employers to regulate, hire and fire their employees at will. Goosestepping to the current climate which wishes to reduce the power of th...
YPSILANTI, Michigan - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Ypsilanti and the second that Ryan got off the bus he immediately went into a song and dance speech regarding the singer known as Madonna. Political Sal...
LANSING, Michigan - Governor Rick Snyder speaking from his Governor's Mansion, Ethanol Estates, has just issued a governor's directive. The governor has said that he is sick and tired of hearing about all of these so called undecided voters. He...
As of August 31st of this year Detroit Michigan will be expelled from the United States and forced into exile. Government officials told us yesterday "Well come on. It's Detroit. Nobody wants Detroit." With crimes rates in Motown being the highes...
LANSING MI (AP) After a nationwide flurry of criticism over the Michigan legislature's silencing of two female lawmakers for using the word "vagina" during a floor debate, republican lawmakers are standing hard on their position that "vagina" is not...
Liza Grey, State Representative for Michigan, was banned from speaking in the House of Representatives for saying the word "a***e" during a recent speech to the House. The word was used as the anatomically correct way to describe the part of the...
KALIMAZOO, MICHIGAN (ABSNN)-- Mitt Romney was heckled by an audience in this Michigan town. He tried jokes; he tried serious poetry readings; he tried shaking hands, but nothing seem to please them. So he asked them what they wanted to hear from him. They heckled him even more until he finally shouted to them to "Chill (the hell) out!" The audience sat dumbstruck. It is my humble opinion th...
Detroit - Little Ricky Santorum was quoted in Michigan as saying, "President Obama has said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob," Santorum said Saturday. "There are good, decent men and women who go out and work hard every da...
Fresh from their triumph in passing a law which allows Christian students in Michigan public schools to bully gay students in the name of Jesus, Michigan legislators are eager to extend the concept to other crimes. "Currently, we have laws against...
Let this document stand as a statement of intent by the Wisconsin Underground Saboteur Society For The Insurrection And Eventual Setting Free Of The UP (W.U.S.S.I.E.S.) to liberate the so named Upper Peninsula from years of subjugation by the repressive forces of the state of Michigan. The writers of this manifesto would like to make clear to all concerned that the Upper Peninsula was seized f...
Cynthia stepped out of her brand new 1995 white Buick Regal in Birkenstocks, wide belted jeans, a white long sleeve cotton blouse and matching scarf to tie her shoulder length, auburn hair back into a pony tail. Rare for an early October afternoon, the sun was beating back the clouds, heating the earth nicely and enhancing the fragrance of dry leaves on sidewalks and streets. She looked skyward...
An unhappy chicken on Jackson Farm in Crump, MI, has gone on an egg-laying strike to protest the quality of her evening feed, according to U.S. agricultural officials. Twinkie, a red speckled hen who has produced over 300 eggs for local consumption in the past year, is dissatisfied with the new, cost-efficient feed formula recently introduced by Farmer Tom Jackson. The formula, which includes...
Unable to pass the legalization of state-wide privatized prostitution through its house of representatives, Michigan lawmakers have agreed to allow Native American groups to open those extended personal services in existing Casinos on protected Reser...
A car club in Hell, Michigan known as 'Just Hearse'N Around' failed to get enough hearses together to beat the world record for world's longest funeral procession. It was determined that around 50 hearses were needed to break the record, but due to c...
While the current Miss Michigan and now Miss USA title holder, Rima Fakih remains embroiled in controversy over her past photographic exploits, millions of men across America now reluctantly admit to having intimate relations with Miss Michigan.
A 27 year old man from Escanaba, Michigan was rescued yesterday after being lost in the Canadian wilderness, 100 miles north of Sudbury, Ontario. O.P.P. officers found the man stranded on the side of a two lane highway, locked and shivering in the...
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