The Philadelphia Eagles are in a quandary: They nominated Bobby Hoying clone Kevin Kolb as the starting quarterback for the 2010 season. Kolb goes out and get a bonk on the head, and Michael Vick comes on to play --and play he does, carrying the...
Dear Michael Vick: You make Daddy happy when you play football. Mommy says we don't have to hide from Daddy in the garage when you start at QB, because the Eagles might win. Daddy even lets me sit with him when you play. I get to give him bottles of his special soda from the fridge. What does HEINEKIN spell? Mommy calls Daddy's special soda his 'mean juice', but he hardly hits us any m...
The question on the lips of football fans from Kennett Square to some northern Pennsylvanian town where Eagles fans reside is "Will The Philadelphia Eagles Start The QB Who Is The Best Athlete On The Team Or Bobby Hoying II?" Coach Andy Reid has a...
Dear Michael Vick: I saw you play football today on TV. I think you are good. My Daddy says you don't like doggies. I think that is bad. My Daddy said that it was cool to watch you play for the entire second half. He said you look like Randall Cunningham wearing the old-time uniforms. That made him happy. Here is what I think: If you ever, ever throw a ball on the op...
The Philadelphia Eagles football team has used the name for over 75 years (except for a bried time during WWII when they became the Steagles). With their recent signing of Michael Vick and his court ordered requirements to promote dog health issues,...
Members of The Dawg Pound, a group of Cleveland Browns fans, are worried of the results if Michael Vick is permitted to play in the NFL again. Vick was recently released from 18 months in prison and has not played in the NFL for two seasons due to m...
DETROIT - Recently released convict Michael Vick has just been signed by the Detroit Lions. The Lions who last year had the worst record in the history of the National Football League at 0-16 are thrilled beyond belief to land the services of this...
When a famous football player was accused of illegal dog fighting, authorities were already aware of the underlying dog fighting culture in many hoods and ghettoes. Public awareness has helped put the underground dog fighting industry under control.
Suspended NFL star Michael Vick has been released from jail in Kansas and made his first stop a Pet Store - where he purchased a poodle, which he will name Arthur. "I am reformed man, dogs ain't for fighting they are for loving" said the former At...
After the NFL/AFL merger in the 1960's, viewers and fans have seen the WFL, the USFL, the World League, NFL Europe, the Arena League, and other professional football ventures come and go. The newest will start play in October with only four teams in...
NEWPORT NEWS, VA - Professional American football player Michael Vick sustained serious lacerations, some of which appear to be teeth marks, a dislocated shoulder and two broken ribs in a heavily promoted prison fight earlier this week. Officials ha...
Canton,Ohio / Sports Illustrated - The NFL announced today it's All Prison Team after a nation wide poll of the nation's top law enforcement officers , prosecutors, and federal judges. There were few surprises. At stake, residuals from a new vide...
In a surprising move, Chelsea Clinton has stated that she will be competing in DFC mixed martial arts.
In an announcement that shocked -- shocked! I tell you -- the high-brow Westminster Kennel Club dog show audience, Michael Vick's pit bull Throckmorton's Romp Killa Face was named Best in Show, leaving Uno, the beagle who had originally been...
Police in Atlanta are calling it a brutal and savage attack the likes of which has not been seen in that city for days. Police have charged Snoop Dogg, real name Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr. with felony first degree assault on the person of Vick. The...
Beleaguered former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, who miraculously found Jesus this week, has revealed the bible passage which opened his heart to the messiah, exclusively for The Spoof.
(Atlanta) - Ex-Atlanta Falcons NFL quarterback and convicted dog fighting felon, Michael Vick, today inked a deal to play with the prison football league (the PFL).
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