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Funny story: Hail Caesar! - On the plight of Illegals

Hail Caesar! - On the plight of Illegals

[AT A PRESS CONFERENCE IN IOWA] . . . and the third part of my plan to stop illegal immigration involves the erection of a new stadium on the U.S. - Mexican border. It'll be called the Trump Coliseum, and it'll have a separate entrance for those people who own one of the condos that will be included there as a part of the complex, as well as a multiplex theater, at least two three star restauran...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Sports Hitler Haircut

Donald Trump Sports Hitler Haircut

Attendees at a recent Republican debate were surprised to see Donald Trump sporting a "Hitler" haircut, complete with a toothbrush mustache tattooed onto his upper lip. Before the words "Definite improvement" or "Accurate reflection of the man's id...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Tricks Mexican Kids Into Taking A Ride On His Helicopter & Drops Them In Tijuana

Donald Trump Tricks Mexican Kids Into Taking A Ride On His Helicopter & Drops Them In Tijuana

A helicopter landed just after noon on Saturday in Iowa, causing a short but violent windstorm. Grown men shivered; babies cried. Dust swirled up from the parking lot, stinging and burning the eyes of the innocent onlookers. The pilot cut the engines...

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Funny story: Trump trumps all the other Republican candidates

Trump trumps all the other Republican candidates

Interview of mob attending Trump's announcement he is running for the presidency, at the conclusion. Interviewer: Serge Flocco, NBC News, at 4.00 o'clock. "Madam," said Serge, dressed in his unique serge-blue suit, light gray cravat, and over-sized Skechers Flex-walk sandals, "what comments do you have to make about the Donald's announcement." "Thank you for asking," a madam dressed in ti...

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Funny story: Illegal Aliens to be Deported via Keystone Pipeline

Illegal Aliens to be Deported via Keystone Pipeline

(Washington D.C.) Republican lawmakers today passed the first of a series of bills authorizing the use of the Keystone Pipeline as a "humane and cost-effective method for transporting illegal [Mexican] aliens back to their homeland." The legislat...

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Funny story: Mexican Woman Claims she is old

Mexican Woman Claims she is old

Northeast, Mexico- Local Mexican woman named, Leandra Becerra Lumbreras tells authorities that she believes she is 127 years old; this would make her the oldest living person to ever roam this earth. According to the Guinness book of world records, t...

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Funny story: Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.

Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.

"The streets of Mexico are laced with the stench of corruption." One Homeless Mexican told reporters. "It's really hard being a real homeless Mexican. Because these guys are fakes! Busking for real money with their guitars, cleaning peoples ca...

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Funny story: US to Repatriate Mexicans with Catapults

US to Repatriate Mexicans with Catapults

There will be no more Boeing 747 airplane rides for Mexicans being repatriated back to Mexico for being caught along the Arizona border by the US Border Patrol anymore. These plane rides will be replaced by the more exciting and importantly cheap ca...

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Funny story: Jesus makes a surprise appearance at the Democratic National Convention

Jesus makes a surprise appearance at the Democratic National Convention

Jesus stunned politicians with a surprise appearance and a short speech at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina, on Wednesday afternoon. He talked about how U.S. government and politicians have to rediscover true values...

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Funny story: La Familia Michoacana burns down Colorado

La Familia Michoacana burns down Colorado

Colorado- The Mexican cartel, La Familia Michoacana, is claiming responsibility for starting the fast-moving Colorado wildfire that continues to grow. "El Guapo," spokesman for the Mexican cartel, said "La Familia Michoacana" set the Waldo Canyo...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney to Oprah: "My father had to eat dog food!"

Mitt Romney to Oprah: "My father had to eat dog food!"

Mitt Romney sat down with The Queen of Media on Friday to talk about polygamy, illegal immigrants, jobs being shipped to Mexico, dog kennels, and the indomitable spirit of his late father. Criticized for being even wealthier at birth than most Ame...

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Funny story: Lazy, feckless, flatulent man outraged at Top Gear for being compared to Mexicans

Lazy, feckless, flatulent man outraged at Top Gear for being compared to Mexicans

The BBC has been inundated by hundreds of complaints from an irate lazy, feckless, flatulent man after Top Gear presenter Richard 'Hamster' Hammond compared him to Mexicans. Gary Coogan, a 36 year old unemployed man from Croydon has demanded an ap...

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Funny story: Well Respected Mexican Gang Is In Possession Of Four Dirty Bombs

Well Respected Mexican Gang Is In Possession Of Four Dirty Bombs

Suspected gang in the western Mexican state of Sinaloa is claiming to have in their position four dirty bombs which they plan on using in undisclosed locations if authorities try to prevent their drug trade from prospering. A spokesman for the, w...

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Funny story: Arizonans Seeing Fewer Lowriders, Taco Stands on Streets

Arizonans Seeing Fewer Lowriders, Taco Stands on Streets

This week, the new immigration law will go into effect in Arizona and many changes are already being seen in the streets of most major cities. The most conspicuous is that lowriders are no longer seen in most Mexican neighborhoods. The customized car...

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Funny story: French team insult in Mexican restaurant

French team insult in Mexican restaurant

France's dismal World Cup Campaign took a turn for the worst last night when it emerged there after game dinner was arranged for a Mexican Restaurant. The embarrassing 2-0 defeat last night to Mexico was only the start of a disastrous day for the Fr...

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Funny story: Kiefer Sutherland Can't Buy a Mexican Rump Roast

Kiefer Sutherland Can't Buy a Mexican Rump Roast

The already rich Movie Star, Kiefer Sutherland, fell for yet another git richer quick scheme today. The gullible Sutherland flipped a Stockton Beefer Bogie upwards of a million bucks to "Fetch some Beefalos in Mexico" and "Flip 'em for Big Bucks i...

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Funny story: Wife Commits Act of Treason By Buying Mild Picante Sauce

Wife Commits Act of Treason By Buying Mild Picante Sauce

My wife teaches school. On her way home, she was going to stop at the grocery store and pick up a few things that we needed for dinner. She committed a major mistake, a faux pas, an act of rebellion so grievous that even the ability for forgiveness is not negotiable. She bought mild picante sauce. Now, my mother is Italian and I grew up on the Mexican border in Texas. I've lived within 100...

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