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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi - "90% of Drugs Come Through Customs Checkpoints"

Nancy Pelosi - "90% of Drugs Come Through Customs Checkpoints"

SAN FRANCISCO - As politicians in Washington DC struggle with whether or not walls can do anything, one point of debate concerns the flow of drugs on the southern border. In a shocking revelation from a member of Congress, only 10% of Illegal Drug Sh...

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Funny story: Africanized Killer Bees Feeling Overshadowed by Migrant Caravan

Africanized Killer Bees Feeling Overshadowed by Migrant Caravan

Remember us, assholes? Back before the Migrant Caravan, and the “rapists” and “murderers” swarming your borders (“swarming,” ha!), you numb nuts were afraid of us: Africanized Killer Bees. Remember us, now? Your worst, goddamned nightmare: bees f...

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Funny story: Democrats Ready To Talk About Wall Construction Dates

Democrats Ready To Talk About Wall Construction Dates

After months of ridiculing the idea of President Donald Trump's Mexican border wall, and refusing him the funds to pay for it, the Democrats have, today, softened their attitude somewhat, and now seem ready to talk about possible dates for its constr...

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Funny story: Trump Admits He Got Wall Idea From 'Game Of Thrones'

Trump Admits He Got Wall Idea From 'Game Of Thrones'

President Donald Trump has confided to his Twitter followers that he first had the idea for his Mexican border wall after seeing an episode of the HBO series, 'Game of Thrones', which featured the Wall. Trump is adept at bending the truth, but, it...

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Funny story: Trump To Install Machine Gun Nests Along Mexican Border

Trump To Install Machine Gun Nests Along Mexican Border

President Donald Trump moved quickly today, to reassure residents living close to the US border with Mexico that, as soon as he gets the go-ahead from the Democratic Party, his barrier will be built, along with the bonus of some exciting firepower fo...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

US President, Donald Trump, has said on Twitter that, if there is no climbdown by Democrats over the funding for the Mexican border barrier, he is prepared to cancel this year's Super Bowl. Super Bowl LIII (53) is scheduled to take place on Sunday...

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Funny story: Pelosi Spotted at Gas Station While Attempting to Hitchhike to Afghanistan

Pelosi Spotted at Gas Station While Attempting to Hitchhike to Afghanistan

A number of people claim they have seen Nancy Pelosi, the speaker of the House of Representatives, at one of the Washington D.C. gas stations. She was either talking to vehicle owners, asking them if they were heading towards Central Asia, or hold...

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Funny story: Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

President Donald Trump's border wall is to be the topic of a high-level meeting at the White House this evening, after it was reported that US Homeland Security officers have found several tunnels near the Mexican border. Two of the tunnels, near...

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Funny story: President Trump In Attempt To Shutdown UK Government

President Trump In Attempt To Shutdown UK Government

US President Donald Trump has rebounded from the Democrats refusal to provide funding for the building of his Mexican border fence, by insisting that the UK government help to pay for it, hinting that, failure to do so might result in a shutdown at W...

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Funny story: President Trump Meeting With Nancy Pelosi Ends Amicably Enough

President Trump Meeting With Nancy Pelosi Ends Amicably Enough

President Donald Trump stormed out of a meeting with senior Democrats yesterday, after disagreements arose on a variety of topics. The meeting, in the Situation Room, a conference centre in the West Wing basement, was, primarily, to talk about fun...

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Funny story: Kinder gentler tear gas has multi-purpose applications including unruly school children

Kinder gentler tear gas has multi-purpose applications including unruly school children

With the caravan from Central America now at the border, a new policy features massive blasting of music and lyrics while tear gas is distributed. Paranoia strikes deep Into your life it will creep It starts when you’re always afraid Hey, wha...

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Funny story: Detention Center Horror

Detention Center Horror

Pictures have emerged from the USA of detention centers where people desperately seeking a better life have their children torn from them and thrown into cages. Land of the Free indeed. Obviously the US President, Mr Trump, couldn’t give a flying...

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Funny story: US Border Police Concerned As Last Of Mexicans Crosses Border Into US

US Border Police Concerned As Last Of Mexicans Crosses Border Into US

There was concern at the US-Mexico border this morning after it was revealed that the last of Mexico's 165 million-plus inhabitants had just crossed the frontline into the US, leaving the Central American country empty. An internal search of Mexic...

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Funny story: Failing Retailers Will Sell Their Brick & Mortar To Help Construct Trump's Wall

Failing Retailers Will Sell Their Brick & Mortar To Help Construct Trump's Wall

Three of America's top retail giants will be selling the brick & mortar of their soon-to-be defunct department stores to the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement ​(ICE) to help build the Wall between the United States and Mexico - al...

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Funny story: After failure of TrumpNoCare.com™ a presidential order to make pregnant democrats ineligble for health cover signed

After failure of TrumpNoCare.com™ a presidential order to make pregnant democrats ineligble for health cover signed

After the outrageous insult to our great magnificent, all knowing, benevolent, spiritually enlightened, marvelous President by the non-conforming Republican Senators Trump.com™ has vowed to destroy healthcare for democrat women as revenge. W...

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Funny story: Trump's Advisory Panel On The Wall

Trump's Advisory Panel On The Wall

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced the creation of a panel of experts to advise the President on construction of his wall on the southern border of the U.S. "The President is very pleased to announce that the panel will include Publiu...

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Funny story: 2020 Olympics To Feature Wall Climb Competition

2020 Olympics To Feature Wall Climb Competition

For the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo, teams will compete to climb a replica of the soon to be built wall on the US/Mexico border. The Japanese and Hungarian teams are early favorites for the brand new sport that will have it's first competition y...

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