Some use their fingers. Some try with their tongues. Some even research it online.
However, some men still struggle to find their girlfriend's clitoris.
Although one Michigan-man recently took his clit-reconnaissance efforts to a-whole-other...
Professor Naggin P. Hawgswaller of Cactass Community College in Cactass, California, today announced a major discovery when it comes to male behavior; what one drives is what one's life spins upon.
During a smoke-out gathering for the graduating c...
All new sports cars are being fitted with a chip that screams the words "embarrassing penis length inside", when it is revved unnecessarily from a stationary position.
The 'truth-chip' will be a big blow to large car manufacturers such as Porsche...
A group of United States scientists from a Massachusetts Think Tank say they have made a major breakthrough in robotics.
Speaker for the group, Dr. John Michael Lindsay, stated that they have come up with a robot that is as far ahead of the Al Gor...
Dr. Larry Fudd says that most women do not understand why men are so fascinated with their body parts.
"It's amazing to me that we aren't worse than we already are", he told Doctors Magazine. "I don't agree with that flog Freud...that Fraud Floyd.
Based on the experiences reported by most of the men interviewed, using Axe brand personal products did not have the effect of them bettering their sex life. The findings are based on anecdotal information from a series of random interviews of men e...
1. grow beards and mustaches, chest and back hair
2. snore so loudly it can be heard two doors down
3. hunt and fish in the summer, winter, spring, and fall
4. play 18 holes of golf at the same golf course for 30+ years
5. break wind so loud it can be heard two doors down
6. change flat tires, oil, spark plugs, fuel filter, transmission fluid...
7. belch so loud it can be...
1. polish their toe nails while talking on the phone, eating a cheeseburger, and yelling at the kids
2. exercise at the gym without breaking a sweat
3. wear pointy, painful high heels all day
4. shop in all 500 stores at the Mall of America during one visit
5. pick out birthday, anniversary, Christmas, Valentine's, and Mother's Day gifts for themselves and everyone else
A New Jersey waitress who received thousands of dollars in gratuities after claiming she received a provocative note in lieu of a tip has been let go by the restaurant at which she worked.
Lindsay Lang DeBuono, a 22-year-old former Butch Military...
For women, accessories relate to dress and include such items as bows, tiaras, necklaces, bracelets, pins, rings, anklets, purses, shoes, and men with thick wallets.
For men, accessories relate to vehicles, and include hubcaps, rims, wheels, racing stripes, cabin-mounted rifle racks, decals, and truck balls. Although men accessorize both cars and trucks, the latter are often decorated with raci...
Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima?
The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...
Erotic art is an excuse, in the form of sketches, paintings, sculptures, and other media, to show naked people, many of whom are depicted as engaging in "erotic" (a codeword for sexual) activities. Although some people try to distinguish between erotic art and pornography, no argument for such a distinction has ever been generally accepted, and most people agree that one person's erotic art is ano...
A comic book is a magazine, rarely a book, printed on cheap newsprint or toilet tissue, which is rarely funny, or "comic," so it should be renamed, but those in the industry are lazy, preferring to draw poorly executed pictures that illustrate barely literate narratives (stories) in bold and fancy fonts.
Due to the imbecilic level of their "reader's" intelligence and literacy, these magazines a...
The Punisher, a sadistic sociopath, is the son--some would say, the spawn--of a love tryst between Gene Conway and his wife, John Romita. Taunted mercilessly by his bullying schoolmates because of his dubious parentage, vowed to avenge himself not only upon his tormentors, but also upon society in general.
To show that, in his case, the apple, although wormy, had fallen far from the tree, he wo...
According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography.
However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel.
Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...
Transsexual lesbian Amanda Bearse has been called lots of names, including "actress," "director," and "comedienne," but the first four letters of her first name, which is given only in the sense that she gave it to herself, says it all: Amanda is "a man."
Transsexual lesbian? What's that?
Technically, now that she has completed sex-change surgery, she is a transwoman (a man who becomes a "wo...
"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar
Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...
Minutes after Arizona police interrogators told Jodi Arias that she would do life in prison and she would never see a naked man as long as she lives, Arias became psychotic.
A July 15, 2008, video catches her sobbing that she was never going to h...
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