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Funny story: Blackface Harry Fights the Good Fight

Blackface Harry Fights the Good Fight

Prince Harry has been outspoken for his support of all peoples of the world, especially those who have been hated for the colors of their skins. So he has decided to die! Sorry, I mean dye … his skin color to black. This in support of migrants…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle’s Advice For Youse Britishains

Meghan Markle’s Advice For Youse Britishains

Rachel Meghan Markle made fun of how to curtsey to the Queen. She asked, “Do I have to curtsy the casket and the corpse too?” Other things she then made fun of: The British accent. “How come they talk like that, geez, like, really? Gawd! Fer fu…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Is 10 Times More Popular Than Her Sister-in-Law Kate Middleton

Meghan Markle Is 10 Times More Popular Than Her Sister-in-Law Kate Middleton

MONTECITO, California - (Satire News) - L.A. Watchdog Witnesser reporter Lulu Cul de Sac, reports that thanks to the very popular Netflix documentary, "Harry and Meghan," Meghan Markle has just become 10 times more popular than her sister-in-law Kate…

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Funny story: Harry And Meghan Slam British Press And That Has To Include THE SPOOF

Harry And Meghan Slam British Press And That Has To Include THE SPOOF

SPOOF is in the BIG TIME! At last! Harry, the son of a king, and Meghan, the former TV actress and Suitcase girl, slam the British Press. Like wow! Eureka! That, of course, means THE SPOOF is included. The Spoof naturally has to be included along…

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Funny story: The Netflix 'Cinderella and Prince Charming' Documentary - Harry and Meghan

The Netflix 'Cinderella and Prince Charming' Documentary - Harry and Meghan

Lance Bottomley-Hollywood, gossip columnist for the Ferret Network, reviews the Cinderella and Prince Charming documentary Harry and Meghan. It was a charming documentary. Although one British reviewer said they almost threw up - since it was so…

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Funny story: Harry and Meghan’s Netflix trailer criticised for misleading content, including showing Harry defeating Empire Palpatine and Meghan curing cancer

Harry and Meghan’s Netflix trailer criticised for misleading content, including showing Harry defeating Empire Palpatine and Meghan curing cancer

More eyebrows have been raised as the Sussexes’ latest Netflix trailer dropped this week. Apart from the timing, widely believed to have been to compete for attention with the Prince and Princess of Wales’ visit to America, the video includes several…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Tells Anderson Cooper That Her Sister-In-Law Kate Middleton Is A Brit Bitch

Meghan Markle Tells Anderson Cooper That Her Sister-In-Law Kate Middleton Is A Brit Bitch

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In the world of "Sisters-In-Law" there is no fucking love lost between the wife of Prince Harry (Meghan Markle) and the wife of Prince William (Kate Middleton). Both gals hate each other as much as VP Kamala Harris…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says That Queen Elizabeth Once Told Her In Confidence That Her BFF Piers Morgan Has a Huge Member

Meghan Markle Says That Queen Elizabeth Once Told Her In Confidence That Her BFF Piers Morgan Has a Huge Member

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that she recently spoke with Meghan Markle and she was told that her majesty, the late queen had told her in confidence back in May, that her best friend Piers Morgan was quite well…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Plans To Donate The Entire Collection of Hats That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed To Her

Meghan Markle Plans To Donate The Entire Collection of Hats That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed To Her

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Andy Cohen has just reported that Meghan Markle is considering donating the entire 4,738 hats that her grandmother-in-law Queen Elizabeth, left her to the Smithsonian Institute. Em-Em, as her hubby Prince Harry calls…

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Funny story: Prince Harry's Wife Meghan Markle Says Prince William Is a Spoiled Rotten Brat

Prince Harry's Wife Meghan Markle Says Prince William Is a Spoiled Rotten Brat

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The hot, fine-looking wife of Prince Harry (Meghan Markle) told Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle, that she is sick and tired of the fucking spoiled rotten brat antics of her brother-in-law, Prince William. MM not…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Has Just Been Named To The Board of Directors of The Rainbow Lives Matter

Meghan Markle Has Just Been Named To The Board of Directors of The Rainbow Lives Matter

SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The wife of Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, has just been named to sit on the Rainbow Lives Matter Board of Directors. Markle, who is 41, stated to Abby Yukon with Hearsay Today, that her and Harry have two neighbors w…

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Funny story: The BBC States That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed Her Very Expensive Duchess of Dubai Emearld Earrings To Meghan Markle

The BBC States That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed Her Very Expensive Duchess of Dubai Emearld Earrings To Meghan Markle

LONDON - (United Kingdom Satire) - King Charles III, as the executor of his mum's estate, reports that he is still in the process of granting all of his mother's wishes regarding her personal belongings. For example "Buffy" her fox hunting horse w…

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Funny story: Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle Have Agreed To Try and Get Their Husbands Back On Speaking Terms

Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle Have Agreed To Try and Get Their Husbands Back On Speaking Terms

LONDON - (UK Satire) - It's no secret that after the queen's Royal funeral, her grandsons Wils and Harry have gone back to not speaking to each other. The monarch brothers are acting more like members of America's infamous Hatfield and McCoy famil…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Amazingly Bequeaths Her Entire Collection of 4.738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle

Queen Elizabeth Amazingly Bequeaths Her Entire Collection of 4.738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - It is being reported by The Global Source News Agency that Queen Elizabeth, who owned the largest collection of hats in the entire world, has left them all to her daughter-in-law, Meghan Markle. The wife of the que…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Amazingly Leaves Her Entire Collection of 4,738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle

Queen Elizabeth Amazingly Leaves Her Entire Collection of 4,738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle

LONDON - (UK Satire) - It's no secret that her majesty did not especially care for the wife (Meghan Markle) of her grandson Prince Harry. And the fact that according to the True Dat News Agency, QE left her entire collection of 4,738 hats to Megha…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle is Now Officially A Royal Dumbass

Meghan Markle is Now Officially A Royal Dumbass

It’s official: Meghan Markle is now officially a royal! She passed the final secret Illuminati test! Pull the golden carriage out of the shop and puff up the manes of the horses! She has said something so stupid that it could only be spoken by a r…

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Funny story: Meghan Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

Meghan Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

BILLINGSGATE POST: A shocking new revelation about Meghan Markle, now the Duchess of Sussex, that she was diagnosed with having terminal persimmon winter-kill syndrome (TPWKS) prior to her marriage to Harry, has just been made public in the new boo…

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