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Don't Fry for Me Argentina

Funny story: Don't Fry for Me Argentina

Following one of the longest and largest Carnival celebrations this year, filled with fried pastries and deep fried potatoes and meats, the Argentinean Medical Board is urging all residents to make healthier food choices during Lent. Commenting on...

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New vegetarian muesli set to hit shelves soon

Funny story: New vegetarian muesli set to hit shelves soon

The makers of the Alpine brand of muesli have announced that they will soon be producing a vegetarian version of their famous muesli breakfast cereal. Whereas standard Alpine, and indeed most makes of muesli contain approximately two percent meat pr...

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Gaga burned in BBQ accident

Funny story: Gaga burned in BBQ accident

Austin, Texas -- Lady Gaga was seriously singed in a barbecue mishap last night, apparently sparked by her famous meat dress, which caused a case of mistaken identity. "We thought she was the side of beef trying to escape from the pen," said Dilly...

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Vatican Denies Good Friday Meat Feast Pizza Orders

Funny story: Vatican Denies Good Friday Meat Feast Pizza Orders

Vatican officials today angrily refuted an internet rumour that a total of 820 meat feast pizzas, 200 porcetta sandwiches, and 400 portions of suckling pig have been ordered for a Good Friday meat-up in the Vatican Museums. "This is a nasty unfoun...

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Cloned offspring milk and meat to enter food chain

Funny story: Cloned offspring milk and meat to enter food chain

Following a decision by the European Commission milk and meat from the offspring of cloned animals will be allowed to enter the food chain and is expected to be on the shelves of supermarkets by the end of summer. A major concern, that the genera...

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Saturday Kitchen? Masterchef? We're Food Dumbies.

Funny story: Saturday Kitchen? Masterchef? We're Food Dumbies.

We may love our Saturday Kitchen and Masterchef but we're a complete bunch of thickies in the UK when it comes to food knowledge. According to a survey, 17 per cent of meat eaters believe that pork wings are a real cut of meat. Almost a quarter o...

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Empathy in animals could spell the end of meat products

Funny story: Empathy in animals could spell the end of meat products

British scientists who looked into the behavior of chickens and say they found hints of empathy being shown - the ability to see things from another's point of view - has not been received well from egg producers who fear people will now refuse to bu...

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Imposter Nabbed With Stolen Meat Dress

Funny story: Imposter Nabbed With Stolen Meat Dress

Ga Ga Ville, CA: A man calling himself "Lady Goo Goo" was caught by police yesterday with one of Lady Gaga's meat dresses, which he had reportedly stolen the night before. The Los Angeles Spoof, the city's less well-known newspaper, was flooded w...

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Vegetarian Freaks Out - Orders Bacon Sandwich Then Goes On Meat Binge

Funny story: Vegetarian Freaks Out - Orders Bacon Sandwich Then Goes On Meat Binge

Local kebab shop and burger van entrepeneur, Ali Bullo today related how a passing staunch vegetarian lost the plot and ordered a bacon sandwich from a burger van parked by Swanwick railway station in deepest Hampshire. According to reports, the v...

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Miley Cyrus nips out to the deli, looking for a Gaga meatkini

Miley Cyrus proves she is definitely not a shy wall flower as she pops out at the deli wearing a see through vest, allegedly looking for some dead animal flesh fabrications to turn into a party frock for Saturday night. The 17-year-old singer, who...

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Lady Gaga: It's What's For Dinner; Singer Makes Statement About Compassion For Gays By Wearing a Dead Cow.

Funny story: Lady Gaga: It's What's For Dinner; Singer Makes Statement About Compassion For Gays By Wearing a Dead Cow.

Superfamous Fag-Hag Lady Gaga gave a primer on the intersection of sexual violence and meat imagery, and made a bold statement about compassion for gays by wearing the remains of a murdered cow to the Video Music Awards Sunday. "America treats gay...

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Lady Gaga's First Roast Takes Place Hours after VMA Awards Show

Funny story: Lady Gaga's First Roast Takes Place Hours after VMA Awards Show

VMA Awards Show after-parties were taking place at various venues throughout Los Angeles, but by far the most popular featured a roast of Lady Gaga. "We had gotten wind of her meat dress from Katy Perry a few hours before the awards show," said Co...

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Lady Gaga Meat dress now available at your local butchers

Funny story: Lady Gaga Meat dress now available at your local butchers

Lady Gaga, who got a roasting recently for wearing a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue, also wore a raw meat dress at a music awards ceremony. According to one source, the thinking is, if they got that upset and it caused that much news just for...

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Lady Gaga Meat Bikini Fuels Jewish Protests

Thousands of Jews have taken to the streets across Israel, with some threatening to attack US bases over Lady Gaga's bikini made of cold cuts. A crowd, estimated at 10,000 by a government official, poured out of temples into the streets of Jerusal...

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Meat & Egg Recall Potentially Deadly!

Funny story: Meat & Egg Recall Potentially Deadly!

If you had ham and eggs for breakfast this morning, you are pretty well screwed, especially if the bacon came from a WalMart which has just recalled all their Merketside Grab & Go sandwiches, BLACK FOREST HAM, Hard Salami, MADE IN NEW YORK, FULLY...

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Old Tamagotchi meat discovered in food chain

Funny story: Old Tamagotchi meat discovered in food chain

Meat from Tamagotchis bred during the late 90s and early 00s has gone into the UK food chain, officials said today. The news came as evidence emerged that some Tamagotchi meat had also been exported to other countries from China and Japan, mainly...

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Shock: More Cloned Food Hits The Shelves.

Funny story: Shock: More Cloned Food Hits The Shelves.

After the furor over cloned meat entering the food chain in the United Kingdom, the Food Standards Agency has come under extra pressure with the revelation that cloned Tofu has also been found in supermarkets. Tofu, which is essentially made by co...

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EU Considering Kangaroo Meat Ban

Funny story: EU Considering Kangaroo Meat Ban

Kangaroo meat is low in fat, healthy to eat, and by all accounts, rather tasty - and yet the European Union appear to be all set to ban it. Why? Concerns have been raised over hygiene, and the fact that kangaroo hunters bash little joey's heads...

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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