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Funny story: Barney Frank On Israel Flap: I May Be Gay, But I'm Not Jewish, At Least Not Right Now!

Barney Frank On Israel Flap: I May Be Gay, But I'm Not Jewish, At Least Not Right Now!

House Banking Chairman Barney Frank, the Democrat from Massachusetts, was forced to backtrack after stating that the US should look into the killing of 'innocents' during the firestorm created around the recent Israeli storming of a flotilla heading...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Democrats Claim GOP Voter Intimidation

Massachusetts Democrats Claim GOP Voter Intimidation

WASHINGTON, DC - "The Wrathful God of Capitalist Right-Wing Conservative Extremists has played its hand in a conspiracy against the benevolent progressives in the Massachusetts election to fill a vacant Senate seat." This statement was part of long a...

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Funny story: Coakley Surprised: "I Was Supposed To Campaign for Senator?"

Coakley Surprised: "I Was Supposed To Campaign for Senator?"

Democratic Candidate Martha Coakley expressed surprise today that she had been expected to campaign hard for a Senate seat. "I won the primary, so I figured why bother?" explained Coakley. "My opponent was wasting time opening field offices across...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Senate Seat Lost: Dems Blame It On The *Trickster

Massachusetts Senate Seat Lost: Dems Blame It On The *Trickster

In a hastily called press conference at the White House, spokesman Robert Gibbs told reporters today that the loss of Senator Ted Kennedy's senate seat was the work of The Trickster. "No doubt about it," said Gibbs, "The Trickster was at work here.No...

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Funny story: Mass Voters Finally Bury Kennedy Legacy: Scott Upset One for the Ages; Barney Swears He's Been Scared Straight!

Mass Voters Finally Bury Kennedy Legacy: Scott Upset One for the Ages; Barney Swears He's Been Scared Straight!

The voters have spoken, and for the first time since 1972 the Kennedy/Liberal/Democratic machine took on water, sunk, and just like Teddy those many years ago, Obama claims he tried to save it but then just walked away leaving it to suffer a silent d...

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Funny story: Dems Blame Mass. Election Results on "Larger Than Average Penis."

Dems Blame Mass. Election Results on "Larger Than Average Penis."

Boston, MS: Democratic National Committee campaign strategists are rushing today to explain the unexpectedly strong showing by Republican Scott Brown in the Massachusetts special election to fill the seat of the late Senator Edward Kennedy. Repu...

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Funny story: Kennedy Stranglehold on Massachusetts, and Obama's 'Mandate' Taking on Water in Cape Cod Bay!

Kennedy Stranglehold on Massachusetts, and Obama's 'Mandate' Taking on Water in Cape Cod Bay!

Massachusetts voters have been energized as never before, as the special election to replace the ever pickled Senate Icon Ted Kennedy heads into the final hours before Tuesday's election. On the playing field, Martha Coakley a weak kneed state Att...

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Funny story: Rep. Barney Frank Named "Queen of The AC-DC D.C. Gay Pride Parade"

Rep. Barney Frank Named "Queen of The AC-DC D.C. Gay Pride Parade"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Rep. Barney Frank, of Massachusetts, one of six states to approve gay unions, has been elected by a landslide vote as the 2009 Queen of The AC-DC D.C. Gay Pride Parade. Barney Frank (pronounced BARN-ey WIE-ner) said that he has...

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Funny story: Whitey Bulger Emerges from Hiding: Throws Hat in Ring for Ted's Senate Seat!

Whitey Bulger Emerges from Hiding: Throws Hat in Ring for Ted's Senate Seat!

Boston, MA/ Political News - In a bold political move, Winter Hill Criminal Gang Leader, Whitey Bulger, emerged from "hiding" and moved into the limelight after the Massachusetts Senate voted unanimously to grant him amnesty from a career of Murder...

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Funny story: Senator Ted Kennedy Has Left His Yacht To Glenn Beck

Senator Ted Kennedy Has Left His Yacht To Glenn Beck

HYANNIS PORT, Massachusetts - Senator Ted Kennedy has left his prized, pride and joy yacht The Silver Sage of The Sea to Fox Network political TV show host Glenn Beck. Speaking from the Kennedy Hyannis Port Compound family spokesperson Oliver Tere...

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Funny story: Obama Appoints Czar to Oversee Massachusetts Corruption & Patronage!

Obama Appoints Czar to Oversee Massachusetts Corruption & Patronage!

Boston,Ma/ The Boston Bugle - Saying" enough is enough", President Barry O'Bama, blood brother of Massachusetts Governor Deval "Cadillac" Patrick, today appointed a Czar to oversee patronage in the corrupt Irish/Italian Mafia State, thereby taking t...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Becomes a Red State

Massachusetts Becomes a Red State

Boston MA: As part of the Obama Administration's new "tax the rich" redistribution of wealth program, all rich people will be required to relocate to Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Connecticut. The definition of rich is anyone with a net worth...

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Funny story: Blago Kicked out of Illinois-Granted Asylum in Massachusetts!

Blago Kicked out of Illinois-Granted Asylum in Massachusetts!

Boston,MA/ Democrat Bailout Update/Developing - Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevitch, minutes after it was announced he had been impeached by unanimous vote of State Senators, headed a cavalcade leaving town and headed to the Bay State where h...

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Funny story: FEMA Sells Tainted Trailers to Massachusetts and Vermont!

FEMA Sells Tainted Trailers to Massachusetts and Vermont!

Boston,Ma./ Wall Street Journal - FEMA announced today that it was selling 2500 mobile home trailers , only a fraction of their hurricane disaster stock, to the liberal Democratic states of Massachusetts and Vermont. FEMA has been seeking immuni...

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Funny story: Water Torture Ends - Obama Bill Closes Gitmo and Mass. Big Dig Tunnel

Water Torture Ends - Obama Bill Closes Gitmo and Mass. Big Dig Tunnel

Congress today overrode President George Bush's veto of a Barack Obama bill to close two sources of major water torture of Muslim and Massachusetts constituents. In Massachusetts the Turnpike Authority's massive $14.5 billion dollar dripping high...

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