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Funny story: After US Open, Manhattan to Return to Not Giving a Crap About Queens for 50 Weeks

After US Open, Manhattan to Return to Not Giving a Crap About Queens for 50 Weeks

NEW YORK, Sept. 10 -- Following the captivating final match ending fifteen days of mind-boggling athleticism and heart-stopping drama at the US Open in Flushing Meadows, the borough of Manhattan will return to not giving a crap about the borough of Q...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Devastated! Dumps His Cheating Fiancé

Anderson Cooper Devastated! Dumps His Cheating Fiancé

MANHATTAN - Anderson Cooper, host of CNNs Anderson Cooper 360, who just recently came out of the closet, has just found out that his three-year relationship was not the Camelot fairy tale that he thought it was. Cooper's fiancé and boyfriend Ben "...

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Funny story: US Surrenders Manhattan to Indians after Failing to Make Treaty Payment

US Surrenders Manhattan to Indians after Failing to Make Treaty Payment

The United States failed to make a payment of a piece of cloth and a beaver skin to The Seneca Nation and now must turn over Manhattan Island to the tribe. "At first we thought it was just a clerical error," said a spokesman from the Department of...

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Funny story: First Mandatory NYC Evacuation Ordered - New Yorkers Yawn; Clean Orderly City So Impressive Evacuation Now Extended to New Jersey

First Mandatory NYC Evacuation Ordered - New Yorkers Yawn; Clean Orderly City So Impressive Evacuation Now Extended to New Jersey

NEW YORK - The normally filthy streets emptied out and the mind-numbing roar of the subways came to a stop. Streets emptied until you could actually cross Broadway without taking out an insurance policy. NYC's famous kamikazi cab drivers were no wher...

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Funny story: Manhattan Mercenary

Manhattan Mercenary

Apprehension gave way to fear as he exited the cab on 48th and Lexington. It was all he could do to grab his bags and find enough personal space to step out of the cab, as throngs of people in black coats and black shoes surrounded him on the corner. Two or three from the crowd were jockeying for position near the open passenger door to take the cab away from Randall Williams if he would "just g...

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Funny story: Realtor Can't Suppress Laughter while Showing Rush Limbaugh's Manhattan Condo

Realtor Can't Suppress Laughter while Showing Rush Limbaugh's Manhattan Condo

New York, NY - By now, most people have seen the news that Rush Limbaugh is selling his New York Penthouse condo and moving out of New York due to the high rise in taxes. He said he would move and he's keeping his promise so far. Many wish he would h...

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Funny story: Mining Company Claims Parts of Manhattan

Mining Company Claims Parts of Manhattan

Under Stuyvesant Town and the surrounding area, in lower east Manhattan, lies a substantial deposit of the rare mineral platinum, and related metals: ruthenium, rhodium, palladium, osmium, and iridium. The General Mining and Excavation Corp. of...

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Funny story: Manhattan Island National Park?

Manhattan Island National Park?

New York, New York - A consortium of conservancy clubs and wealthy individuals has been quietly buying up parcels of land and buildings in the heart of Manhattan, with the aim of returning the island to the condition it was in when Henry Hudson first...

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Funny story: Plane Stupid - Photo Op Freaks Manhattan

Plane Stupid - Photo Op Freaks Manhattan

Presidential plane Air Force One accompanied by a fighter jet yesterday swooped low over Manhattan and New York harbour in search of photo opportunities, sparking panic among office workers who feared another 911 scenario. "People came flooding ou...

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Funny story: Crane smashes Manhattan building, misses Spitzer residence by inches

Crane smashes Manhattan building, misses Spitzer residence by inches

Midtown Manhattan, NYC - (Reuterus): Gov Eliot Spizter had yet another lucky escape today when a 15 storey-high construction crane smashed into a neighboring building.

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Funny story: Iraqi WMD's found at U.N. building in Manhattan; Bush orders immediate air strike and ground force invasion

Iraqi WMD's found at U.N. building in Manhattan; Bush orders immediate air strike and ground force invasion

New York, New York - The U.N. announced yesterday that it found minute amounts of phosgene, a chemical warfare agent, which causes choking attacking the lungs. The WWI warfare agent was properly contained and appropriately marked a public hazard in i...

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Funny story: Rev. Fullafit Speaks

Rev. Fullafit Speaks

In a bizarre speech delivered from a Manhattan street corner to passing strangers this week, the Rev. Cotton Fullafit said the following:...

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Funny story: One bad smell in Manhattan: 'Chelsea stinks'

One bad smell in Manhattan: 'Chelsea stinks'

New York, NY - (Ass Mess): A foul gas-like stench in the Chelsea area of Manhattan has been traced to the local Department of Homeland Insecurity office in charge of authenticating Larry Silverstein's property ownership claims of the Ground Zero...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Found Dead In Her Kitchen.

Joan Rivers Found Dead In Her Kitchen.

Manhattan NY (AP) - Police and EMT's were called to Joan Rivers's Home in Manhattan. A frantic Melissa Rivers, Joan's daughter, called 911 yelling "Oh my God I think she's dead! Someone come help me! Oh my God!"...

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Funny story: Lower Manhattan: Terrorists in Schmattas

Lower Manhattan: Terrorists in Schmattas

New York City--The entire Lower East Side of Manhattan was cordoned off briefly after a resident of Greenwich, Connecticut, became alarmed by the behavior of the area's residents and feared a terrorist attack was imminent.

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